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Icy Boundaries

January 24, 2015

Tuesday Night: a play in three acts

January 7, 2015

PROLOGUE

INT BEDROOM, 11:00pm

SCRUFF DOG: I'm just going to crawl under the bed and sleep here because I am a cat.

VALETTE: Are you sure? That looks cold and lonely and there's a nice big bed with blankets and people to snuggle with.

SCRUFF DOG: No I'm fine, just leave me here.

VALETTE: Okay, but if you want into the bed in the middle of the night I won't help you.

ACT I

INT BEDROOM, 2:00am, SCRUFF DOG STAGE RIGHT

SCRUFF DOG: Rrm.

VALETTE: What? No. Get yourself into bed I told you I wouldn't help.

SCRUFF DOG: Rrm.

(VALETTE HELPS ANYWAY.)

ACT II

INT BEDROOM, 3:30am, BIG DOG LIES ON VALETTE'S EXTRA PILLOW ON THE FLOOR STAGE RIGHT

BIG DOG: Roo.

VALETTE: Oh for fuck's sake.

BIG DOG: Roo.

(VALETTE GETS UP, DRESSES AND TAKES BIG DOG OUTSIDE.)

ACT III

INT BEDROOM, 5:45am, SCRUFF DOG JUMPS OFF BED STAGE RIGHT

VALETTE: Oh my God, what now?

(SCRUFF DOG STRETCHES OUT AND LIES DOWN)

6:25am, SCRUFF DOG STAGE RIGHT

SCRUFF DOG: Rrm.

VALETTE: No.

(SCRUFF DOG JUMPS HERSELF BACK ONTO THE BED AND CUDDLES WITH VALETTE)

6:30am, VALETTE'S ALARM SOUNDS

VALETTE: I hate everybody.

FIN

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