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gottschalks is having a sale, underwear included. last night after work i bought one string thong, one string bikini, one...31 DEC
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last night was filled with:
last night was filled with: a giggly dinner a long drive a starry sky 'no tresspassing' signs tears of love...31 DEC
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monday positive
some positives for monday: - a husband who believes i am worth more than he could ever give me -...30 DEC
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a smelly fart in a
a smelly fart in a crowded elevator, or a loud fart in bed with your lover. which is worse?...30 DEC
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think your trash is private?
think your trash is private? aint so. apparently it is the opinion of numerous judges and police officials that as...30 DEC
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because he was so pleased
because he was so pleased with himself, b and i decided to exchange anniversary gifts last night. i got him...30 DEC
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nemesis felt like a long
nemesis felt like a long series episode rather than a full length movie. there were many cool huge aspects that...28 DEC
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thankfully i managed to get
thankfully i managed to get damon and dana to go shopping with me today. otherwise i wouldnt have wandered into...28 DEC
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angel
spend all your time waiting for that second chance for the break that will make it okay there's always some...27 DEC
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in an hour and a
in an hour and a half, i managed to drive home, pick up the dog, bring her to the vet...27 DEC
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im about to leave work
im about to leave work for the weekend. how nice to start the weekend early. at least i have something...27 DEC
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fly guy becomes much more
fly guy becomes much more relaxing once you realize its not a game to be won or lost....27 DEC
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here are some gorgeous scanned
here are some gorgeous scanned flowers by Katinka Matson. so very pretty. [via]...26 DEC
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if there had been someone
if there had been someone with whom i could have spent today, the day would have ended with me being...26 DEC
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happy boxing day. i want
happy boxing day. i want to go shopping. anyone want to go?...26 DEC
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a couple of times ive
a couple of times ive started to write something for here, and each time ive not known what to say....25 DEC
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i got off from work
i got off from work at 1 today, then sat at jiffy lube for 45 minutes while the escort (finally)...24 DEC
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who wants to take a
who wants to take a stab at the quiz of the year?...24 DEC
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i went ahead and bought
i went ahead and bought the new jeans. two pair, in fact - they were on sale. i wish i...23 DEC
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my tattoo itches like the
my tattoo itches like the dickens. and i cant even reach it. would you scratch my back?...23 DEC
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staff christmas party: tolerated and
staff christmas party: tolerated and finished. how i want to go home and nap....23 DEC
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this is how out of
this is how out of it i am: i just printed 100 bulletins for church tomorrow (being the good little...21 DEC
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the perfect words for any
the perfect words for any christmas carol....21 DEC
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a study has shown that
a study has shown that a womans body self-image affects mental performance. go figure. simply shocking. [via]...20 DEC
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the stairwell at work smells
the stairwell at work smells like hot dogs....19 DEC
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did you know that 555-7667
did you know that 555-7667 is 555-poop?...19 DEC
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sculpture for math and schience
sculpture for math and schience geeks. 72 pencils is definitely my favorite. im now thinking of buying a kit for...19 DEC
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next time i go to
next time i go to buy a pretty wool seater, would someone please remind me of my wool allergy? that...19 DEC
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game: save them goldfish! i
game: save them goldfish! i managed to save 26 on my first try....19 DEC
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lord of the rings
i saw it last night. i dont know how i was talked into opening night. the speakers were set too...19 DEC
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little by little every day
little by little every day i feel myself sinking further into depression. things that once would send me into a...18 DEC
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for the first time since
for the first time since i was 14, i am not able to fit into my jeans. not that ive...18 DEC
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pummelos are yummy.
pummelos are yummy....17 DEC
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oh, the rest of the
oh, the rest of the frog tats can be seen here....17 DEC
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forging 60+ signatures is harder
forging 60+ signatures is harder than it sounds....17 DEC
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the bottom of my foot
the bottom of my foot is kinda yellow-y. anyone know why that might be?...17 DEC
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[fanfare] presenting the small poisonous
[fanfare] presenting the small poisonous dart frog that cost me $100 and a half hour of pain: [/fanfare] im never...16 DEC
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tattoo
speaking of, im getting a tattoo. tomorrow. five of us are, actually. a copy of moes tat by the same...13 DEC
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mayfly
my 2002, a mayfly project: twenty-one. miscarriage. destructive puppy. addiction ultimatum. new car. logo design. waxed eyebrows. cough. cough. insufferable...13 DEC
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still not sure what to
still not sure what to get that special little lady for christmas? how about a beauty kit? a great way...13 DEC
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a very fun coloring book
a very fun coloring book in the flair of keith haring....13 DEC
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i must be pitiful enough
i must be pitiful enough to convince coworkers (the related kind, even) to get me a soda when leaving for...13 DEC
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its been snowing off and
its been snowing off and on all day. its about time we got some snow. this is alaska, after all....12 DEC
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whats wrong? ill tell you
whats wrong? ill tell you whats wrong. my back hurts. as does my neck. even though i am asleep on...12 DEC
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true phone conversation: me: administration,
true phone conversation: me: administration, how may i help you? other lady: yes, i just have a question for you....11 DEC
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theres nothing like having a
theres nothing like having a sweet young 15-year-old sitting on your head at work. unless shes hanging christmas decorations in...10 DEC
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ever been in the middle
ever been in the middle of an orgy you are hosting and realize you didnt plan the money for enough...10 DEC
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its a bit odd when
its a bit odd when i start dreaming about other bloggers....10 DEC
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ok so someone might not
ok so someone might not be too hot on my layout, because i recently gave her the idea of using...09 DEC
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word association: pinup
word association: pinup...08 DEC
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just a note to say
just a note to say that ive still been updating my dream journal. i just added 23nov through today. theres...06 DEC
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Making Rhapsodie Taste Better -
Making Rhapsodie Taste Better - Investment Rhapsodic Department (IRD) [via]...05 DEC
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thumb twiddler
lacking content today. thursday thumb twiddler Would you like to know the precise date of your death? heavens, no. i...05 DEC
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chewing on a straw can
chewing on a straw can be addictive, you see. it has the lovely petroleum flavor....04 DEC
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advent
heres a nifty advent calendar sans chocolate. this one doesnt let you skip ahead, either....04 DEC
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not for the weak of
not for the weak of stomach....04 DEC
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the megabyte shortage has been
the megabyte shortage has been solved; crisis averted. i had uploaded a bunch of 40s/50s pinups for someone. i forgot...03 DEC
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How to Know It is
How to Know It is Winter (part two of something): sunrise. at 11.20am....03 DEC
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100mb
when attempting to upload the mp3 for the last entry, i discovered that i am thiiiiiiiiiis close (if you can...03 DEC
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tuna
has tuna fish, and the way it is packaged, changed in the last 5 years or so? im a big...02 DEC
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rippy the gator
Billy and his family went on a holiday they went down to florida, to laugh and dance and play Bill...02 DEC
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in under five hours i
in under five hours i need to be at work. at least my dog is getting some sleep. this is...02 DEC
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stressed. overwhelmed. frustrated. sleepy. happy
stressed. overwhelmed. frustrated. sleepy. happy december....01 DEC
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i didnt go shopping. which
i didnt go shopping. which is probably better for all those involved. what i did do is tell damon what...29 NOV
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i have not seen my
i have not seen my bed since 11 yesterday morning. in an hour i am to be dragged to kmart,...29 NOV
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i dont have any grand
i dont have any grand plans for thanksgiving today. dinner is scheduled at damons place, and i didnt have to...28 NOV
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while in merely her underwear*,
while in merely her underwear*, i just rubbed down my sister in law with emla cream in her office. good...26 NOV
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because of the magic of
because of the magic of holidays and black ice, this is friday afternoon. if i had known sooner, i might...26 NOV
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icy
for the first time in history, fairbanks schools and a few roads are closed because it is too warm. yesterday...26 NOV
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they say that if you
they say that if you repeat a word enough it will lose its meaning and lessen its impact. i dont...25 NOV
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did no one check the
did no one check the font? who allowed this into mass production?...25 NOV
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today seemed to be the
today seemed to be the morning for pairs of identically dressed people to be jogging in the pitch blackness called...25 NOV
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do the comments open in
do the comments open in a pop up or a different page for you? it seems to have changed overnight...24 NOV
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the knuckle on my left
the knuckle on my left thumb has itched relentlessly today. it looks kind of bruised. from all my scratching, perhaps?...22 NOV
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today is the two month
today is the two month anniversary of melissas death. two months of crying. two months of swearing multiple times a...22 NOV
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someone needs to put a
someone needs to put a stop to all these reality shows before someone goes too far. oh, too late -...22 NOV
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tuna
i do believe i have tuna in my hair. from last night....22 NOV
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mike needs to be famous...
mike needs to be famous... and fast....21 NOV
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think youre pretty good about
think youre pretty good about spotting photograph hoaxes? take the test and find out....21 NOV
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how can a mother not
how can a mother not know which parts of her childs body came from which parent? i was talking to...20 NOV
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is anyone out there?
is anyone out there?...19 NOV
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did you know it is
did you know it is impossible to touch your elbow to your tongue?...19 NOV
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well, poop.
well, poop....18 NOV
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i would never, ever have
i would never, ever have the patience for this....18 NOV
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i have been just hired
i have been just hired for my first paid web design project. yay!...18 NOV
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ever bruised your nipple? hurts
ever bruised your nipple? hurts like the dickens, doesnt it?...17 NOV
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disney ruled the world even
disney ruled the world even 700 years ago....15 NOV
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creepy* older man: whos
creepy* older man: whos your boyfriend in the picture on your desk? youre sitting on his lap. me: thats...14 NOV
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this, omar zabirs portal, is
this, omar zabirs portal, is a goregeous website interface done with dhtml and javascript. soooo pretty....14 NOV
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blogjam has a new feature:
blogjam has a new feature: vent - the portal of truth. i think this is a great idea, and a...14 NOV
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i just locked my keys
i just locked my keys in the car. just prior to this locking, i had started it. the only other...13 NOV
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do you read the onion?
do you read the onion? has your enjoyment in its pages been lacking? look no further! for a limited time,...13 NOV
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i got an email from
i got an email from my mother yesterday at lunch time. thankfully, dana got it first and warned me as...13 NOV
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do you or someone you
do you or someone you know show signs of blog abuse? act quickly. there still may be time to get...12 NOV
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so i finally got to
so i finally got to watch donnie darko last night. beth was supposed to come over and see it again,...12 NOV
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holy crap. it feels like
holy crap. it feels like christmas....11 NOV
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How to Know It is
How to Know It is Winter (part one of something): when a leftover half of a subway sandwich stays not...11 NOV
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i dont quite understand it,
i dont quite understand it, but the sexiest sentence alive is sexy for, at the very least, its use of...11 NOV
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the day that i get
the day that i get up early enough to actually take a shower, i find the water to be cold....09 NOV
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poke at your own risk.
poke at your own risk. [via]...08 NOV
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these may "make sensitive observers
these may "make sensitive observers dizzy or sick." i can see why....08 NOV
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Vanessa Tiegs is an artist
Vanessa Tiegs is an artist of an unusual medium. "My intention... is to create beauty from something that most people...08 NOV
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from a male volunteer here
from a male volunteer here at work: "youve got pretty hair. as far as hair goes. i mean, its nicer...08 NOV
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jish is having this great
jish is having this great micro-photography game. guess what it is....08 NOV
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ghost ship
beth and i went and saw ghost ship last night. it was pretty good. a few of the 'scary' things...07 NOV
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your mom
your mom...07 NOV
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another switch ad: darkside.com/switch [via
another switch ad: darkside.com/switch [via mefi]...06 NOV
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this or that
this or that tuesday: Art or science museum? i dont heavily enjoy one or the other - but id definitely...05 NOV
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i just listed myself on
i just listed myself on the new blog listing: blogwise. i need more traffic to this site....05 NOV
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i went with beth to
i went with beth to see the ring a few sundays ago. it was pretty good - even considering the...05 NOV
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i think i felt the
i think i felt the ground shaking again around 1am... and then again at 7.50am. this is crazy activity for...04 NOV
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lets make that 5 aftershocks,
lets make that 5 aftershocks, shall we?...03 NOV
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7.9 earthquake experience: i was
7.9 earthquake experience: i was at damons. it rolled for quite a while - reminded me of being on the...03 NOV
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my friends response to the
my friends response to the dog on the left and the penis poem below: In the spirit of the poem...02 NOV
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i like the idea of
i like the idea of helping the austrailian drought by showering with a partner. but i dont know how effective...02 NOV
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The Beautiful Poem
for slightly conciously-known reasons, i adore this poem: The Beautiful Poem I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about...01 NOV
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i would have called melissa
i would have called melissa more. what would you have done differently?...31 OCT
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God bless 50% off customized
God bless 50% off customized framing sales....31 OCT
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i got my dream journal
i got my dream journal set up in moveable type. hoo-rah: im on a roll....30 OCT
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new layout
its the season of change, i tell you. new layout. new content management system. b has new job. and a...29 OCT
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how can i not get
how can i not get through to some peoples brains that full justification is never, ever, EVER a good idea....28 OCT
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monday mission
im in the mood for a meme. but not one of those stupid quiz ones like other people like to...28 OCT
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gah. im so tired of
gah. im so tired of being the bad guy....27 OCT
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i am evil. miss shigatsu
i am evil. miss shigatsu is also evil. its been mathematically proven. how many people you know will turn out...25 OCT
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blooger has been hacked into.
blogger has been hacked into. woah. you can keep up with developments here and maybe here. you can always keep...25 OCT
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the site has been more
the site has been more webloggy than journal this past month. its probably gonna stay that way for a while....24 OCT
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take some time and build
take some time and build a face. i cant say that ive ever seen a flip-book type thing using actual...24 OCT
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my pee smells like ham.
my pee smells like ham....24 OCT
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i almost forgot - today
i almost forgot - today is Mole day! i am going to be telling all sorts of jokes today. might...23 OCT
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i was rudely awoken at
i was rudely awoken at 3.30 this morning by a large earthquake. its been a long time since ive felt...23 OCT
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this fetish flowchart is surprisingly
this fetish flowchart is surprisingly thorough. one question: what, exactly, is a 'human parrot' fetish?...22 OCT
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smack this diva down.
smack this diva down....22 OCT
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heres a rubiks cube you
heres a rubiks cube you cant take apart and reassemble. nor can you remove the stickers to make the assembly...22 OCT
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its very theraputical, though perhaps
its very theraputical, though perhaps a tad unhealthy, to run over people. [via]...21 OCT
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beth and i went out
beth and i went out for an ice cream run late yesterday afternoon and i suggested we stop by value...21 OCT
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yeah, that.
yeah, that....21 OCT
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take a word association test
take a word association test and astound your friends. im a little dissapointed that the list of items i have...18 OCT
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visual thesaurus is pretty and
visual thesaurus is pretty and helpful....17 OCT
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check out some spiffy redesigns
check out some spiffy redesigns...16 OCT
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murphy's law: when wearing an
murphy's law: when wearing an elasticized waistband, ones bladder behaves itself quite nicely. when wearing a skirt with the clever...16 OCT
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nimoy
one creepy oxymoron: leonard nimoy's erotic photogrphy. as dave says, at least hes not in the photos. [via]...14 OCT
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in class. working with people
in class. working with people who dont know how to troubleshoot a faulty wire i cant believe work is paying...14 OCT
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the coolest illusion ive ever
the coolest illusion ive ever seen. i had to open it up in photoshop to actually believe it....12 OCT
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shigatsu is teh hotsexor. (but
shigatsu is teh hotsexor. (but i am too.)...11 OCT
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take a dialect survey. youll
take a dialect survey. youll find yourself mumbling hundreds of words to your monitor, and youll find other people giving...11 OCT
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so i started my a+
so i started my a+ class today. im on lunch - need to be back in a half hour. so...10 OCT
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was checking my account balance
was checking my account balance online to see if we were overdrawn yet or not (with b not working right...09 OCT
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this morning there is close
this morning there is close to an inch of snow on the ground. and i dont have snow tires. all...09 OCT
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They could be fascist anarchists
They could be fascist anarchists and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car....08 OCT
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how is one expected to
how is one expected to get out of bed by 7.20 when ones husband and dog come to bed at...08 OCT
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heres an interesting idea: a
heres an interesting idea: a living obituary....07 OCT
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happy birthday minor 9th. no,
happy birthday minor 9th. no, im not going to sing....05 OCT
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i watched television last night
i watched television last night for the first time in forever. er was on; it was the first time i...04 OCT
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some weird google referrals: painful
some weird google referrals: painful armpits if your armpit pain has nothing to do with underwires, i would suggest going...04 OCT
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spooned
do you like to be spooned? know someone who does? [via]...04 OCT
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so hurry up with the
so hurry up with the release already. im reeeaaaally tired of the new layout, and dont want to set it...03 OCT
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i couldnt say it any
i couldnt say it any better....03 OCT
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you know that coughing till
you know that coughing till you vomit thing? yeah. i have that too. still....03 OCT
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grieving and funerals
[edit: the last post was freaky-long and supa-boring. i condensed.] to inform you, my faithful readers, as well as myself...02 OCT
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things seem so pointless. eating,
things seem so pointless. eating, waking, working. pointless, pointless, pointless. a terrible tradgedy has fallen - why should i be...01 OCT
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obituary
obituary...30 SEP
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this past week ive taken
this past week ive taken up tourettes syndrome. but its been waning - now its only triggered by the ass-ness...29 SEP
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some rainy day
What good's a dollar without your baby sister Two scoops of ice cream on a summer afternoon We ran wild...25 SEP
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dont expect me around for
dont expect me around for the next week. tonight my baby sister was in a motorcycle accident down in minnesota....23 SEP
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word assoc
im leaving here in about a half hour. beth, damon, and i are driving. well - ill probably be driving...20 SEP
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it is snowing. right this
it is snowing. right this moment. on september 19. first snowfall. time to get some studded tires......19 SEP
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melissas moving
my sister is flying off to minnesota saturday morning. shes actually moving to minnesota. do you know how far away...19 SEP
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pirate
arrrr, mateys. today be Talk Like A Pirate Day. you best do it, lest ye be a scurrvy scoundrel....19 SEP
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i had no idea that
i had no idea that there was a fetish about watching a woman pee* her pants. but there are a...18 SEP
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the sky is falling
i was just attacked by raindrops. ordinarily, that wouldnt be a spectacular thing. but this time it is. because it...17 SEP
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my toes are fine this
my toes are fine this morning, thank you (cough)....17 SEP
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having just awaken from a
having just awaken from a two hour nap, my head is pounding. and for some absurd reason, eight of my...16 SEP
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monday mission
bored at work? time for the monday mission. Do you have a favorite piece of poetry or prose written by...16 SEP
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does everyone need to urinate
does everyone need to urinate post-orgasm? or is it just girls? or is it just me?...16 SEP
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i spent the day 'in
i spent the day 'in charge' of some quality life classes for work. decrypted, that means i sat at the...14 SEP
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the game of alchemy. i
the game of alchemy. i played it all lunch hour and would continue playing if not for that nasty four-letter...13 SEP
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did i really just eat
did i really just eat two (count em, 2) pieces of birthday cake before lunch? yes, i do believe i...12 SEP
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darn you! i ended up
darn you! i ended up dreaming about a big fat ugly tarantula last night. crawling all over beths dad while...12 SEP
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today is United Way Day
today is United Way Day of Caring (part of Participate America). go hug somebody you love. or somebody you dont...11 SEP
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note to self: when asked
note to self: when asked to help out with some big (huge, even) project that i have never done before,...10 SEP
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dont talk to me
to all my coworkers, volunteers, and anyone who just might come into contact with me today: do not ask me...10 SEP
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schoolhouse rock
any child of the late 70s / early 80s would should remember and love cbs's saturday morning schoolhouse rock. classics...09 SEP
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what to say... happy monday
what to say... happy monday morning. im not at work today - nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaah. but i...09 SEP
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flash/shock
to get the weekend going, some friday flash/shock: a rainbow in every teardrop. a good classic theme song. planet prostate....06 SEP
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this cough of mine? its
this cough of mine? its a by-product of my sinus infection. so says doctor burrows. the real problem is all...06 SEP
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new host (again)
ok - the transfer is complete to the new host, and greymatter works. hoorah yippee-skippee! this had better be my...05 SEP
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yes, i am switching hosts
yes, i am switching hosts again. i wouldnt have had to switch this time if i had known exactly what...03 SEP
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How I Spent My Labor
How I Spent My Labor Day Weekend a report in 250 words (or more) i went to a wedding as...03 SEP
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pink
todays theme: pink. exploding-head puppies. they shouldnt be enjoying this as much as they seem to. [via] fluffy tuffy. he...03 SEP
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mirror project submissions
who knows when i will be able to make another post before tuesday. long busy weekend filled with cleaning beths...30 AUG
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word association
in lieu of actual content, a word association: rules: first person posts the first word that comes to their mind...29 AUG
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so this is whats wrong
so this is whats wrong with my site... if only i had known....29 AUG
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so that everyone knows i
so that everyone knows i did not forget: happy birthday, mom!...28 AUG
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an email from barb, a
an email from barb, a co-worker: Physician: 1 : a person skilled in the art of healing; specifically : a...28 AUG
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who knew they were still
who knew they were still making betas!? if i had known, i wouldnt have spent hours trying to get my...28 AUG
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head pounding, pounding. with a
head pounding, pounding. with a sledge hammer. nose stuffed up and around to my brain stem. coughing so hard i...27 AUG
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we spent all weekend cleaning
we spent all weekend cleaning beths house. to the average person, that hardly sounds like anything new. but if you...26 AUG
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successfully making a diamond from
...successfully making a diamond from cremated human remains... "honey, instead of buying you a ring for our wedding, id love...26 AUG
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want to
i want to be woofed at. i want to be flirted with. i want to be found irresistible. i want...25 AUG
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(how long before someone notices
(how long before someone notices the sites working again ...?)...23 AUG
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zilla
zilla. change the 'Zilla' part of the url to something dirty. then add your own url. you will be assimilated....23 AUG
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with trying to catch up
with trying to catch up with blog stuff that happened during the past month, ive done this and this. whew....22 AUG
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the whole campaign is an
...the whole campaign is an invitation to masturbate... [via]...22 AUG
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waxed my eyebrows last night.
waxed my eyebrows last night. first time ive ever done it myself, and only the second time ive had anything...22 AUG
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YAYYYYYY!!!
yaaaaayyy!! its WORKING!! oh yeah. uh huh. [does a happy dance]. ive been skipping - yes, actually skipping - around...22 AUG
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my lack of sleep last
my lack of sleep last night has yet to hit me. and im braced for the impact. i didnt get...22 JUL
2002
2002
as cute as this dog
as cute as this dog is in my lap, her farts sure do stink....22 JUL
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blogamp
ive got a new friend. keeps my playlist on the left updated. i hope its not upset that were friends...21 JUL
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when i got home last
when i got home last night, b was sitting in the computer chair. the fishing trip had ended a day...21 JUL
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in shocking news, ive been
in shocking news, ive been forced (no, really) to download aim. i really really really didnt want to. but then...20 JUL
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b left last night on
b left last night on another fishing trip. hopefully this weekend hell bring something home besides a stinky sleepingbag and...20 JUL
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remove immediately
thankfully, i only own one album from the One Hundred Albums You Should Remove from Your Collection Immediately list. its...19 JUL
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im glad i went to
im glad i went to the church last night after work to do some work there. the wind blew a...19 JUL
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right this very minute, there
right this very minute, there is something spectacular going on outside. lightning. thunder. in alaska. LIGHTNING. i have never seen...18 JUL
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i just dont understand the
i just dont understand the physics of it. how does a carrot piece land on my glass lens after eating...18 JUL
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photoshop: edit > transform it
photoshop: edit > transform it rrrrawks...17 JUL
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pass-a-poem
i just signed up. you should too....17 JUL
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girly is as girly does
skirt: black blouse: button-up, green lipstick: mauve hair: curly wavy, soft toenails: pedicured eyelashes: curled shoes: heeled am feeling quite...17 JUL
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why 'must' one reserve the
why 'must' one reserve the delicacy of ice cream for evenings and weekends? last time i checked, it contained nothing...16 JUL
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i think its pretty cool
i think its pretty cool that i get to be in charge of the digi cam at work. i get...16 JUL
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xerox support
52:13 (minutes spent on phone with incompetent xerox first-level support desk personnel who failed to fix my problem)...15 JUL
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feeding the soul
i have been thinking a lot this weekend, and have come up with a list of things that gnereally make...15 JUL
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sleep
i slept just over 35 hours this weekend, including friday night, saturday night, sunday night, and a few different naps....15 JUL
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am feeling depressed tonight. i
am feeling depressed tonight. i dont do anything right, be it spooning curry into a bowl or training my dog....14 JUL
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google fun
some google fun. [via jish (maybe?) and mefi]...12 JUL
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i simply cannot concentrate on
i simply cannot concentrate on much of anything this afternoon. and i even get to do web design. well, not...12 JUL
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one would think that being
one would think that being labled as 'office computer guru' would provoke warm squishy feelings. it doesnt. thought id share....12 JUL
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moe
moe called last night around 11 - it was a miracle i was still up. she was on the playground...11 JUL
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2002
thursday threesome
and because i dont want to be back from lunch quite yet, the thursday threesome: onesome: Long -- long tall...11 JUL
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thursday thumb-twiddler
thursday thumb-twiddler: would you prefer to be blind or deaf? blind. i think. even though i would miss seeing my...11 JUL
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from our work dress policy
from our work dress policy effective 01feb02: "Dresses, skirts, skorts, and shorts should not be more than three (3) inchess...11 JUL
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it would seem that some
it would seem that some evil people have been misusing and abusing my email server. i find this out by...10 JUL
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ever wanted to create "new
ever wanted to create "new Web illustrations featuring Jakob Nielsen"? who doesnt? [via vaughan]...10 JUL
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mib2
we saw it. last thursday, actually, but i just remembered. not like my adoring blog audience - [cough]shigatsu[cough] - can...09 JUL
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theres a crack in my
theres a crack in my new windshield. we got it on the drive to north pole for the patillo concert....09 JUL
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i knew it. but i
i knew it. but i love it so much......09 JUL
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toldja
how many ways are there to not say "i told you so"? for me? apparently not many. but i can...08 JUL
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give it away
is the smell of the bathroom spray at work a little overpowering after Joe Schmoe exits? is it wafting over...08 JUL
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leon memories
patillo concert memories: the kid who impressed us all with his 'magic' tricks consisting of pulling a card from his...07 JUL
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yummm.
yummm....05 JUL
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batthelships
addivtive fun...05 JUL
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my prediction of being up
my prediction of being up at 6am this independance day wasnt supposed to come true. and it wouldnt have, had...04 JUL
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leon patillo
the band is opening this saturday, 6pm, at north pole worship center for (drumroll please) leon patillo. for those who...03 JUL
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you worry me
you worry me...03 JUL
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word association
staff meetings that make me all gooshy inside. its an endangered species. one that im not sure i want to...02 JUL
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ive never been picked up
ive never been picked up at mcds before. never. not even one attempt. until today. he was a military man....01 JUL
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have spelt; will travel
i have become the spelt girl for my friends group. it sounds like a superhero name - but what a...30 JUN
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we dont go to morning
we dont go to morning worship services on sundays because werve been doing revival town in the afternoons. however, now...30 JUN
2002
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friday five
ok ok time for the friday five. when was the last time you... ...sent a handwritten letter? golly... over six...28 JUN
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the nations spiritual deterioration has
the nations spiritual deterioration has always saddened me. yesterday the 9th district federal appeals court made a decision that, affecting...27 JUN
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i havent had an ice
i havent had an ice cold soda from the can in a very long time. for some reason, it tastes...27 JUN
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i went on a dinner-and-movie
i went on a dinner-and-movie date last night with my husband. we had some great thai currys at the lemongrass,...27 JUN
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sculpture search has ended. no
sculpture search has ended. no thanks to anyone here [cough]. the sculpture is called "Les Quatre parties du Monde, soutenant...26 JUN
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call for help
attention all who know anything about french sculture: please pleaase does anyone know the name and/or artist of this sculpture?...25 JUN
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i just got my computer
i just got my computer back. i have gone most of today without a computer. do you know how much...25 JUN
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up. showered. (fairly) awake. dressed.
up. showered. (fairly) awake. dressed. and its not even 7.30. i must be coming down with something....25 JUN
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so either my feet have
so either my feet have shrunk or shoe sizes have recently changed. and since my older shoes still fit fine,...24 JUN
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showering and dressing accomplished, shopping
showering and dressing accomplished, shopping is cancelled. or at least postponed. b just got home - much earlier than either...23 JUN
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lonely and without shoes
ive been sitting here for about 20 minutes trying to think of something quasi-witty to write. im afraid that i...23 JUN
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saturday night
it started as such a simple task. i had to go copy off the bulletins for tomorrow. and the disk...22 JUN
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dont tell me that i
dont tell me that i have to do laundry. on a friday night. alone. on summer solstice. sigh....21 JUN
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owls
i went to b's work for lunch and he showed me the resident owls they have there. i didnt even...21 JUN
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im thinking about doing this.
im thinking about doing this. im concerned that im not going to be able to do it with working all...21 JUN
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friday
in to work late again today. with karen gone i just cant seem to get out of bed before 7.45....21 JUN
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red rum
i am feeling red this evening. red car, red wool shirt (i know its summer, and wool should be worn...20 JUN
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i really have nothing to
i really have nothing to say. and for that i am sorry. i do usually like to talk. really, i...20 JUN
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all the volunteers here work-work-working
all the volunteers here work-work-working are making me feel like doing the same. its crazy, i tell you....19 JUN
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the grilled hotdog gretchen (a
the grilled hotdog gretchen (a volunteer) prepared to feed the mass of teen-beef volunteers here today is now sitting like...19 JUN
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morning
rain rain go away...19 JUN
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it is a beautiful and
it is a beautiful and hot day outside. i know this because i can see it through the window next...18 JUN
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choppy monday
didnt want to get out of bed this morning. wanted to strangle the dog. 20 minutes late, still first one...17 JUN
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fiver
its friday! how often do you do laundry? we try to do it once every other week. id like to...14 JUN
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2002
interesting
how similar are you to me? i am 72% similar to simon....13 JUN
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perfect morning
everything was perfect this morning. the covers were heavy enough to hold me in bed. the pillow was at least...13 JUN
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2002
random meditations
the underwire part of an underwire bra should stay put, not slide out toward my armpits. makes for droopy boobs...12 JUN
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pick your spot
took a survey a few days ago to see which cities in the states would be best for me and...12 JUN
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temp girl just showed up
temp girl just showed up - so im no longer stuck doing administration and transportation. this stinks. i hope she...12 JUN
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went and saw episode 2
went and saw episode 2 last night. didnt really want to go since im really not hot on the whole...11 JUN
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dental hygene
toothbrush at work = great idea...11 JUN
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2002
daily frown
daily photo project. talk about a depressingly somber set of pictures. doesnt he ever smile? while pondering that, lets try...10 JUN
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socks and roses
i just got home from burying socks, beths dead cat. see, socks died over three years ago in the winter....08 JUN
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2002
dog thief
i really do not understand someone who has a general distrust of anything and everybody. i have always known on...07 JUN
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2002
tag
looks like the tagboard (if youre in ie its the chat-thingy on your right - if youre in ns, you...06 JUN
2002
2002
battle of new orleans
have been humming this all day long: In 1814 we took a little trip Along with Colonel Jackson down the...05 JUN
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2002
my class this morning wasnt
my class this morning wasnt as bad as yesterday. half of the class didnt show back up - the half...04 JUN
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2002
power point and porn
i was sent to have some power point class this morning. the second half is tomorrow morning. the first hour...03 JUN
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2002
im sitting here with a
im sitting here with a box of tissues and a too-small blanket. my sinuses are going to explode, my eyeballs...01 JUN
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2002
new car
so its settled. the plymouth is crunched, gone, and no longer my worry. kind of sad to see it go...30 MAY
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2002
headset
karen just gave me a headset to use for answering the phone. woohoo!!...30 MAY
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2002
our plymouth is as good
our plymouth is as good as scrap metal. the oil-like substance spewing from the mustang is really power-steering liquid. and...28 MAY
2002
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garage saleing
hit the garage sales hard today and spent about $70. i got... a large rice steamer for $1 a black...25 MAY
2002
2002
still at work. i should
still at work. i should be home eating ice cream. am instead waiting for bridger to swing by here with...23 MAY
2002
2002
the trip to homer was
the trip to homer was wonderful - what a blessing to see moe walk, hear her name called, and flip...23 MAY
2002
2002
packing
its sunday, and i have been up since 8. what a shame. one would almost think our church was in...19 MAY
2002
2002
friday five
its friday! What shampoo do you use? i have fallen in love with the friz-eaze shampoo and conditioner. they are...17 MAY
2002
2002
doc says the stang will
doc says the stang will make it to homer and back. woohoo! b spent a lot of time last night...15 MAY
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2002
something does not want us
something does not want us to go to homer next week. the tang is at the shop - mechanic told...14 MAY
2002
2002
car woes
our car is dead. sunday night, we drove beth home. then about 100 yards from our apartment we hear this...14 MAY
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2002
5k buffet
we participated in a 5k Buffet last night - a walk benefiting local charities. every few blocks there was a...11 MAY
2002
2002
my model
happened across my virtual model the other day. it was fun making myself, though i was a little dissapointed that...09 MAY
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how it all went down
how the evening really went: took the longest route on my way home to make sure b didnt go to...08 MAY
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2002
another one bites the dust
half hour to go until i get to leave work for my lovely home. i plan to do nothing until...08 MAY
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2002
beauty for ashes
tuesday night after bible study, the study group - sans b - went on a field trip to alaskaland. found...03 MAY
2002
2002
7am
what is it about the time between 7am and 8am that makes my body get some of its most restful...30 APR
2002
2002
hot wax
we went to my brothers yesterday and stayed until 1am making candles. man, that is so fun to do. we...28 APR
2002
2002
ultimatum
so i did it. gave him the ultimatum last night. the game, or me. after ages of silence, he asked...26 APR
2002
2002
i am so tired. today
i am so tired. today feels like a monday. in other news (not like there was any original news), my...25 APR
2002
2002
eq search
i took today off as my sanity day. didnt go to work, didnt sleep last night until 5am. my tummy...24 APR
2002
2002
transportation coordinator
the lady who runs the transportation department here at work is out for the day - at least. shes sick....22 APR
2002
2002
hot licks in my pants
got the car back from the shop. tune-up, new struts, alignment. and were out $500. ouch. now the clutch is...19 APR
2002
2002
i have been sitting at
i have been sitting at my desk (the one without the computer) all morning counting postcards for this stupid bulk...18 APR
2002
2002
evercrack
my loves addiction....15 APR
2002
2002
brother of mine
happy tax day, america. got my return all pretty and mailed last week. which is pretty last minute for me...15 APR
2002
2002
new layout
i got some time on the computer today while b and my brother bonded. viola - its all up. new...13 APR
2002
2002
lacey chocolate
poor lacey got into the easter candy b's mom sent to us. she didnt make a huge mess, but instead...11 APR
2002
2002
newsletter - detachable penis
its newsletter time at work again. loosely translated: 'i am majorly stressed out dealing with an unrealistic deadline, an executive...10 APR
2002
2002
since the incident with the
since the incident with the vet, i have become well accustomed with the animal section in the library. i have...08 APR
2002
2002
the whole spaying thing with
the whole spaying thing with lacey didnt work out quite as planned. took her in at 8 this morning, told...04 APR
2002
2002
puppies - body for rent
body for rent....02 APR
2002
2002
happy april
to all the fools of the earth, happy april. learned that my mother-in-law has an evil sense of humour. am...01 APR
2002
2002
cleavage - stick fighting
had a big stink at work regarding the dress code on friday. i was wearing a black tank top i...27 MAR
2002
2002
moe visit - idiot test
the week of my sister's visit has passed. she has gone home a tattooed redhead, much to my parents dismay....25 MAR
2002
2002
hair cut
got my hair trimmed the other night. its been a few months and my hair was so nasty - tons...14 MAR
2002
2002
moe visiting - dnf
moe got into town yesterday morning... here for a week. im so excited to spend some time with her. yesterday...14 MAR
2002
2002
white out - cheese racing
white out just may be the single most entertaining invention known to man. and woman. i cannot love correction fluid...08 MAR
2002
2002
new jeans
i have discovered the secret to skinniness. two words: new jeans. at the bottom of my clean jeans pile i...07 MAR
2002
2002
sun dog
what a roller coaster day. huge blow up with my host, and apparently all for nothing over one terrible misunderstanding...07 MAR
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2002
vanilla nut cream - orsinal
i love the smell of vanilla nut cream coffee grounds. a nice owner of a local coffee shop donates pre-measured...01 MAR
2002
2002
boobs - fried bunny
i have been eating lunch with my husband at his work the past few days. he told me that just...27 FEB
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2002
no time - mr. t
i havent been online at home for a little over a week now, not counting the two minutes in the...24 FEB
2002
2002
valentines - moocow
i cannot stand when someone is talking in a conversation and ends every stanza with 'so...' or 'but...'. are these...14 FEB
2002
2002
harassment
asking boss about his undies = sexual harassment. hm....07 FEB
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2002
undies - wireframe
today at work i asked my boss, Head-Honcho-Bob, what kind of underwear he was wearing. he refused to answer. see,...06 FEB
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2002
bday, miscarriage - 2advanced
another birthday has come and gone, and i dont feel any different. o sure, im carrying a different drivers license...02 FEB
2002
2002
daves hand
a co-worker of bs had a serious accident a few days ago at work and lost most of his right...24 JAN
2002
2002
damon stuck
my brother, the one who was cruising the caribbean with holland america is stuck in florida. he and his wife...20 JAN
2002
2002
linoleum dog - resolutions
the doggie saga continues. last night we came home from work to find that she had tore up half of...18 JAN
2002
2002
new domain
so ive gone and done it. ive moved in. how do you like the place? BOOKMARK IT. ok? ok. there...13 JAN
2002
2002
dog troubles
i just got home from work to find the place in shambles. the dog had gotten into the trash as...10 JAN
2002
2002
damon dana - street artist
my brother and his wife are on a cruise for two weeks while we get to watch their home, their...07 JAN
2002
2002
new year - font
the new year has rolled into my life as silently as always, and just as welcome. my husband and i...01 JAN
2002
2002
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