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gottschalks is having a sale,

gottschalks is having a sale, underwear included. last night after work i bought one string thong, one string bikini, one...
31 DEC
2002

last night was filled with:

last night was filled with: a giggly dinner a long drive a starry sky 'no tresspassing' signs tears of love...
31 DEC
2002

monday positive

some positives for monday: - a husband who believes i am worth more than he could ever give me -...
30 DEC
2002

a smelly fart in a

a smelly fart in a crowded elevator, or a loud fart in bed with your lover. which is worse?...
30 DEC
2002

think your trash is private?

think your trash is private? aint so. apparently it is the opinion of numerous judges and police officials that as...
30 DEC
2002

because he was so pleased

because he was so pleased with himself, b and i decided to exchange anniversary gifts last night. i got him...
30 DEC
2002

nemesis felt like a long

nemesis felt like a long series episode rather than a full length movie. there were many cool huge aspects that...
28 DEC
2002

thankfully i managed to get

thankfully i managed to get damon and dana to go shopping with me today. otherwise i wouldnt have wandered into...
28 DEC
2002

angel

spend all your time waiting for that second chance for the break that will make it okay there's always some...
27 DEC
2002

in an hour and a

in an hour and a half, i managed to drive home, pick up the dog, bring her to the vet...
27 DEC
2002

im about to leave work

im about to leave work for the weekend. how nice to start the weekend early. at least i have something...
27 DEC
2002

fly guy becomes much more

fly guy becomes much more relaxing once you realize its not a game to be won or lost....
27 DEC
2002

here are some gorgeous scanned

here are some gorgeous scanned flowers by Katinka Matson. so very pretty. [via]...
26 DEC
2002

if there had been someone

if there had been someone with whom i could have spent today, the day would have ended with me being...
26 DEC
2002

happy boxing day. i want

happy boxing day. i want to go shopping. anyone want to go?...
26 DEC
2002

a couple of times ive

a couple of times ive started to write something for here, and each time ive not known what to say....
25 DEC
2002

i got off from work

i got off from work at 1 today, then sat at jiffy lube for 45 minutes while the escort (finally)...
24 DEC
2002

who wants to take a

who wants to take a stab at the quiz of the year?...
24 DEC
2002

i went ahead and bought

i went ahead and bought the new jeans. two pair, in fact - they were on sale. i wish i...
23 DEC
2002

my tattoo itches like the

my tattoo itches like the dickens. and i cant even reach it. would you scratch my back?...
23 DEC
2002

staff christmas party: tolerated and

staff christmas party: tolerated and finished. how i want to go home and nap....
23 DEC
2002

this is how out of

this is how out of it i am: i just printed 100 bulletins for church tomorrow (being the good little...
21 DEC
2002

the perfect words for any

the perfect words for any christmas carol....
21 DEC
2002

a study has shown that

a study has shown that a womans body self-image affects mental performance. go figure. simply shocking. [via]...
20 DEC
2002

the stairwell at work smells

the stairwell at work smells like hot dogs....
19 DEC
2002

did you know that 555-7667

did you know that 555-7667 is 555-poop?...
19 DEC
2002

sculpture for math and schience

sculpture for math and schience geeks. 72 pencils is definitely my favorite. im now thinking of buying a kit for...
19 DEC
2002

next time i go to

next time i go to buy a pretty wool seater, would someone please remind me of my wool allergy? that...
19 DEC
2002

game: save them goldfish! i

game: save them goldfish! i managed to save 26 on my first try....
19 DEC
2002

lord of the rings

i saw it last night. i dont know how i was talked into opening night. the speakers were set too...
19 DEC
2002

little by little every day

little by little every day i feel myself sinking further into depression. things that once would send me into a...
18 DEC
2002

for the first time since

for the first time since i was 14, i am not able to fit into my jeans. not that ive...
18 DEC
2002

pummelos are yummy.

pummelos are yummy....
17 DEC
2002

oh, the rest of the

oh, the rest of the frog tats can be seen here....
17 DEC
2002

forging 60+ signatures is harder

forging 60+ signatures is harder than it sounds....
17 DEC
2002

the bottom of my foot

the bottom of my foot is kinda yellow-y. anyone know why that might be?...
17 DEC
2002

[fanfare] presenting the small poisonous

[fanfare] presenting the small poisonous dart frog that cost me $100 and a half hour of pain: [/fanfare] im never...
16 DEC
2002

tattoo

speaking of, im getting a tattoo. tomorrow. five of us are, actually. a copy of moes tat by the same...
13 DEC
2002

mayfly

my 2002, a mayfly project: twenty-one. miscarriage. destructive puppy. addiction ultimatum. new car. logo design. waxed eyebrows. cough. cough. insufferable...
13 DEC
2002

still not sure what to

still not sure what to get that special little lady for christmas? how about a beauty kit? a great way...
13 DEC
2002

a very fun coloring book

a very fun coloring book in the flair of keith haring....
13 DEC
2002

i must be pitiful enough

i must be pitiful enough to convince coworkers (the related kind, even) to get me a soda when leaving for...
13 DEC
2002

its been snowing off and

its been snowing off and on all day. its about time we got some snow. this is alaska, after all....
12 DEC
2002

whats wrong? ill tell you

whats wrong? ill tell you whats wrong. my back hurts. as does my neck. even though i am asleep on...
12 DEC
2002

true phone conversation: me: administration,

true phone conversation: me: administration, how may i help you? other lady: yes, i just have a question for you....
11 DEC
2002

theres nothing like having a

theres nothing like having a sweet young 15-year-old sitting on your head at work. unless shes hanging christmas decorations in...
10 DEC
2002

ever been in the middle

ever been in the middle of an orgy you are hosting and realize you didnt plan the money for enough...
10 DEC
2002

its a bit odd when

its a bit odd when i start dreaming about other bloggers....
10 DEC
2002

ok so someone might not

ok so someone might not be too hot on my layout, because i recently gave her the idea of using...
09 DEC
2002

word association: pinup

word association: pinup...
08 DEC
2002

just a note to say

just a note to say that ive still been updating my dream journal. i just added 23nov through today. theres...
06 DEC
2002

Making Rhapsodie Taste Better -

Making Rhapsodie Taste Better - Investment Rhapsodic Department (IRD) [via]...
05 DEC
2002

thumb twiddler

lacking content today. thursday thumb twiddler Would you like to know the precise date of your death? heavens, no. i...
05 DEC
2002

chewing on a straw can

chewing on a straw can be addictive, you see. it has the lovely petroleum flavor....
04 DEC
2002

advent

heres a nifty advent calendar sans chocolate. this one doesnt let you skip ahead, either....
04 DEC
2002

not for the weak of

not for the weak of stomach....
04 DEC
2002

the megabyte shortage has been

the megabyte shortage has been solved; crisis averted. i had uploaded a bunch of 40s/50s pinups for someone. i forgot...
03 DEC
2002

How to Know It is

How to Know It is Winter (part two of something): sunrise. at 11.20am....
03 DEC
2002

100mb

when attempting to upload the mp3 for the last entry, i discovered that i am thiiiiiiiiiis close (if you can...
03 DEC
2002

tuna

has tuna fish, and the way it is packaged, changed in the last 5 years or so? im a big...
02 DEC
2002

rippy the gator

Billy and his family went on a holiday they went down to florida, to laugh and dance and play Bill...
02 DEC
2002

in under five hours i

in under five hours i need to be at work. at least my dog is getting some sleep. this is...
02 DEC
2002

stressed. overwhelmed. frustrated. sleepy. happy

stressed. overwhelmed. frustrated. sleepy. happy december....
01 DEC
2002

i didnt go shopping. which

i didnt go shopping. which is probably better for all those involved. what i did do is tell damon what...
29 NOV
2002

i have not seen my

i have not seen my bed since 11 yesterday morning. in an hour i am to be dragged to kmart,...
29 NOV
2002

i dont have any grand

i dont have any grand plans for thanksgiving today. dinner is scheduled at damons place, and i didnt have to...
28 NOV
2002

while in merely her underwear*,

while in merely her underwear*, i just rubbed down my sister in law with emla cream in her office. good...
26 NOV
2002

because of the magic of

because of the magic of holidays and black ice, this is friday afternoon. if i had known sooner, i might...
26 NOV
2002

icy

for the first time in history, fairbanks schools and a few roads are closed because it is too warm. yesterday...
26 NOV
2002

they say that if you

they say that if you repeat a word enough it will lose its meaning and lessen its impact. i dont...
25 NOV
2002

did no one check the

did no one check the font? who allowed this into mass production?...
25 NOV
2002

today seemed to be the

today seemed to be the morning for pairs of identically dressed people to be jogging in the pitch blackness called...
25 NOV
2002

do the comments open in

do the comments open in a pop up or a different page for you? it seems to have changed overnight...
24 NOV
2002

the knuckle on my left

the knuckle on my left thumb has itched relentlessly today. it looks kind of bruised. from all my scratching, perhaps?...
22 NOV
2002

today is the two month

today is the two month anniversary of melissas death. two months of crying. two months of swearing multiple times a...
22 NOV
2002

someone needs to put a

someone needs to put a stop to all these reality shows before someone goes too far. oh, too late -...
22 NOV
2002

tuna

i do believe i have tuna in my hair. from last night....
22 NOV
2002

mike needs to be famous...

mike needs to be famous... and fast....
21 NOV
2002

think youre pretty good about

think youre pretty good about spotting photograph hoaxes? take the test and find out....
21 NOV
2002

how can a mother not

how can a mother not know which parts of her childs body came from which parent? i was talking to...
20 NOV
2002

is anyone out there?

is anyone out there?...
19 NOV
2002

did you know it is

did you know it is impossible to touch your elbow to your tongue?...
19 NOV
2002

well, poop.

well, poop....
18 NOV
2002

i would never, ever have

i would never, ever have the patience for this....
18 NOV
2002

i have been just hired

i have been just hired for my first paid web design project. yay!...
18 NOV
2002

ever bruised your nipple? hurts

ever bruised your nipple? hurts like the dickens, doesnt it?...
17 NOV
2002

disney ruled the world even

disney ruled the world even 700 years ago....
15 NOV
2002

creepy* older man: whos

creepy* older man: whos your boyfriend in the picture on your desk? youre sitting on his lap. me: thats...
14 NOV
2002

this, omar zabirs portal, is

this, omar zabirs portal, is a goregeous website interface done with dhtml and javascript. soooo pretty....
14 NOV
2002

blogjam has a new feature:

blogjam has a new feature: vent - the portal of truth. i think this is a great idea, and a...
14 NOV
2002

i just locked my keys

i just locked my keys in the car. just prior to this locking, i had started it. the only other...
13 NOV
2002

do you read the onion?

do you read the onion? has your enjoyment in its pages been lacking? look no further! for a limited time,...
13 NOV
2002

i got an email from

i got an email from my mother yesterday at lunch time. thankfully, dana got it first and warned me as...
13 NOV
2002

do you or someone you

do you or someone you know show signs of blog abuse? act quickly. there still may be time to get...
12 NOV
2002

so i finally got to

so i finally got to watch donnie darko last night. beth was supposed to come over and see it again,...
12 NOV
2002

holy crap. it feels like

holy crap. it feels like christmas....
11 NOV
2002

How to Know It is

How to Know It is Winter (part one of something): when a leftover half of a subway sandwich stays not...
11 NOV
2002

i dont quite understand it,

i dont quite understand it, but the sexiest sentence alive is sexy for, at the very least, its use of...
11 NOV
2002

the day that i get

the day that i get up early enough to actually take a shower, i find the water to be cold....
09 NOV
2002

poke at your own risk.

poke at your own risk. [via]...
08 NOV
2002

these may "make sensitive observers

these may "make sensitive observers dizzy or sick." i can see why....
08 NOV
2002

Vanessa Tiegs is an artist

Vanessa Tiegs is an artist of an unusual medium. "My intention... is to create beauty from something that most people...
08 NOV
2002

from a male volunteer here

from a male volunteer here at work: "youve got pretty hair. as far as hair goes. i mean, its nicer...
08 NOV
2002

jish is having this great

jish is having this great micro-photography game. guess what it is....
08 NOV
2002

ghost ship

beth and i went and saw ghost ship last night. it was pretty good. a few of the 'scary' things...
07 NOV
2002

your mom

your mom...
07 NOV
2002

another switch ad: darkside.com/switch [via

another switch ad: darkside.com/switch [via mefi]...
06 NOV
2002

this or that

this or that tuesday: Art or science museum? i dont heavily enjoy one or the other - but id definitely...
05 NOV
2002

i just listed myself on

i just listed myself on the new blog listing: blogwise. i need more traffic to this site....
05 NOV
2002

i went with beth to

i went with beth to see the ring a few sundays ago. it was pretty good - even considering the...
05 NOV
2002

i think i felt the

i think i felt the ground shaking again around 1am... and then again at 7.50am. this is crazy activity for...
04 NOV
2002

lets make that 5 aftershocks,

lets make that 5 aftershocks, shall we?...
03 NOV
2002

7.9 earthquake experience: i was

7.9 earthquake experience: i was at damons. it rolled for quite a while - reminded me of being on the...
03 NOV
2002

my friends response to the

my friends response to the dog on the left and the penis poem below: In the spirit of the poem...
02 NOV
2002

i like the idea of

i like the idea of helping the austrailian drought by showering with a partner. but i dont know how effective...
02 NOV
2002

The Beautiful Poem

for slightly conciously-known reasons, i adore this poem: The Beautiful Poem I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about...
01 NOV
2002

i would have called melissa

i would have called melissa more. what would you have done differently?...
31 OCT
2002

God bless 50% off customized

God bless 50% off customized framing sales....
31 OCT
2002

i got my dream journal

i got my dream journal set up in moveable type. hoo-rah: im on a roll....
30 OCT
2002

new layout

its the season of change, i tell you. new layout. new content management system. b has new job. and a...
29 OCT
2002

how can i not get

how can i not get through to some peoples brains that full justification is never, ever, EVER a good idea....
28 OCT
2002

monday mission

im in the mood for a meme. but not one of those stupid quiz ones like other people like to...
28 OCT
2002

gah. im so tired of

gah. im so tired of being the bad guy....
27 OCT
2002

i am evil. miss shigatsu

i am evil. miss shigatsu is also evil. its been mathematically proven. how many people you know will turn out...
25 OCT
2002

blooger has been hacked into.

blogger has been hacked into. woah. you can keep up with developments here and maybe here. you can always keep...
25 OCT
2002

the site has been more

the site has been more webloggy than journal this past month. its probably gonna stay that way for a while....
24 OCT
2002

take some time and build

take some time and build a face. i cant say that ive ever seen a flip-book type thing using actual...
24 OCT
2002

my pee smells like ham.

my pee smells like ham....
24 OCT
2002

i almost forgot - today

i almost forgot - today is Mole day! i am going to be telling all sorts of jokes today. might...
23 OCT
2002

i was rudely awoken at

i was rudely awoken at 3.30 this morning by a large earthquake. its been a long time since ive felt...
23 OCT
2002

this fetish flowchart is surprisingly

this fetish flowchart is surprisingly thorough. one question: what, exactly, is a 'human parrot' fetish?...
22 OCT
2002

smack this diva down.

smack this diva down....
22 OCT
2002

heres a rubiks cube you

heres a rubiks cube you cant take apart and reassemble. nor can you remove the stickers to make the assembly...
22 OCT
2002

its very theraputical, though perhaps

its very theraputical, though perhaps a tad unhealthy, to run over people. [via]...
21 OCT
2002

beth and i went out

beth and i went out for an ice cream run late yesterday afternoon and i suggested we stop by value...
21 OCT
2002

yeah, that.

yeah, that....
21 OCT
2002

take a word association test

take a word association test and astound your friends. im a little dissapointed that the list of items i have...
18 OCT
2002

visual thesaurus is pretty and

visual thesaurus is pretty and helpful....
17 OCT
2002

check out some spiffy redesigns

check out some spiffy redesigns...
16 OCT
2002

murphy's law: when wearing an

murphy's law: when wearing an elasticized waistband, ones bladder behaves itself quite nicely. when wearing a skirt with the clever...
16 OCT
2002

nimoy

one creepy oxymoron: leonard nimoy's erotic photogrphy. as dave says, at least hes not in the photos. [via]...
14 OCT
2002

in class. working with people

in class. working with people who dont know how to troubleshoot a faulty wire i cant believe work is paying...
14 OCT
2002

the coolest illusion ive ever

the coolest illusion ive ever seen. i had to open it up in photoshop to actually believe it....
12 OCT
2002

shigatsu is teh hotsexor. (but

shigatsu is teh hotsexor. (but i am too.)...
11 OCT
2002

take a dialect survey. youll

take a dialect survey. youll find yourself mumbling hundreds of words to your monitor, and youll find other people giving...
11 OCT
2002

so i started my a+

so i started my a+ class today. im on lunch - need to be back in a half hour. so...
10 OCT
2002

was checking my account balance

was checking my account balance online to see if we were overdrawn yet or not (with b not working right...
09 OCT
2002

this morning there is close

this morning there is close to an inch of snow on the ground. and i dont have snow tires. all...
09 OCT
2002

They could be fascist anarchists

They could be fascist anarchists and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car....
08 OCT
2002

how is one expected to

how is one expected to get out of bed by 7.20 when ones husband and dog come to bed at...
08 OCT
2002

heres an interesting idea: a

heres an interesting idea: a living obituary....
07 OCT
2002

happy birthday minor 9th. no,

happy birthday minor 9th. no, im not going to sing....
05 OCT
2002

i watched television last night

i watched television last night for the first time in forever. er was on; it was the first time i...
04 OCT
2002

some weird google referrals: painful

some weird google referrals: painful armpits if your armpit pain has nothing to do with underwires, i would suggest going...
04 OCT
2002

spooned

do you like to be spooned? know someone who does? [via]...
04 OCT
2002

so hurry up with the

so hurry up with the release already. im reeeaaaally tired of the new layout, and dont want to set it...
03 OCT
2002

i couldnt say it any

i couldnt say it any better....
03 OCT
2002

you know that coughing till

you know that coughing till you vomit thing? yeah. i have that too. still....
03 OCT
2002

grieving and funerals

[edit: the last post was freaky-long and supa-boring. i condensed.] to inform you, my faithful readers, as well as myself...
02 OCT
2002

things seem so pointless. eating,

things seem so pointless. eating, waking, working. pointless, pointless, pointless. a terrible tradgedy has fallen - why should i be...
01 OCT
2002

obituary

obituary...
30 SEP
2002

this past week ive taken

this past week ive taken up tourettes syndrome. but its been waning - now its only triggered by the ass-ness...
29 SEP
2002

some rainy day

What good's a dollar without your baby sister Two scoops of ice cream on a summer afternoon We ran wild...
25 SEP
2002

dont expect me around for

dont expect me around for the next week. tonight my baby sister was in a motorcycle accident down in minnesota....
23 SEP
2002

word assoc

im leaving here in about a half hour. beth, damon, and i are driving. well - ill probably be driving...
20 SEP
2002

it is snowing. right this

it is snowing. right this moment. on september 19. first snowfall. time to get some studded tires......
19 SEP
2002

melissas moving

my sister is flying off to minnesota saturday morning. shes actually moving to minnesota. do you know how far away...
19 SEP
2002

pirate

arrrr, mateys. today be Talk Like A Pirate Day. you best do it, lest ye be a scurrvy scoundrel....
19 SEP
2002

i had no idea that

i had no idea that there was a fetish about watching a woman pee* her pants. but there are a...
18 SEP
2002

the sky is falling

i was just attacked by raindrops. ordinarily, that wouldnt be a spectacular thing. but this time it is. because it...
17 SEP
2002

my toes are fine this

my toes are fine this morning, thank you (cough)....
17 SEP
2002

having just awaken from a

having just awaken from a two hour nap, my head is pounding. and for some absurd reason, eight of my...
16 SEP
2002

monday mission

bored at work? time for the monday mission. Do you have a favorite piece of poetry or prose written by...
16 SEP
2002

does everyone need to urinate

does everyone need to urinate post-orgasm? or is it just girls? or is it just me?...
16 SEP
2002

i spent the day 'in

i spent the day 'in charge' of some quality life classes for work. decrypted, that means i sat at the...
14 SEP
2002

the game of alchemy. i

the game of alchemy. i played it all lunch hour and would continue playing if not for that nasty four-letter...
13 SEP
2002

did i really just eat

did i really just eat two (count em, 2) pieces of birthday cake before lunch? yes, i do believe i...
12 SEP
2002

darn you! i ended up

darn you! i ended up dreaming about a big fat ugly tarantula last night. crawling all over beths dad while...
12 SEP
2002

today is United Way Day

today is United Way Day of Caring (part of Participate America). go hug somebody you love. or somebody you dont...
11 SEP
2002

note to self: when asked

note to self: when asked to help out with some big (huge, even) project that i have never done before,...
10 SEP
2002

dont talk to me

to all my coworkers, volunteers, and anyone who just might come into contact with me today: do not ask me...
10 SEP
2002

schoolhouse rock

any child of the late 70s / early 80s would should remember and love cbs's saturday morning schoolhouse rock. classics...
09 SEP
2002

what to say... happy monday

what to say... happy monday morning. im not at work today - nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaah. but i...
09 SEP
2002

flash/shock

to get the weekend going, some friday flash/shock: a rainbow in every teardrop. a good classic theme song. planet prostate....
06 SEP
2002

this cough of mine? its

this cough of mine? its a by-product of my sinus infection. so says doctor burrows. the real problem is all...
06 SEP
2002

new host (again)

ok - the transfer is complete to the new host, and greymatter works. hoorah yippee-skippee! this had better be my...
05 SEP
2002

yes, i am switching hosts

yes, i am switching hosts again. i wouldnt have had to switch this time if i had known exactly what...
03 SEP
2002

How I Spent My Labor

How I Spent My Labor Day Weekend a report in 250 words (or more) i went to a wedding as...
03 SEP
2002

pink

todays theme: pink. exploding-head puppies. they shouldnt be enjoying this as much as they seem to. [via] fluffy tuffy. he...
03 SEP
2002

mirror project submissions

who knows when i will be able to make another post before tuesday. long busy weekend filled with cleaning beths...
30 AUG
2002

word association

in lieu of actual content, a word association: rules: first person posts the first word that comes to their mind...
29 AUG
2002

so this is whats wrong

so this is whats wrong with my site... if only i had known....
29 AUG
2002

so that everyone knows i

so that everyone knows i did not forget: happy birthday, mom!...
28 AUG
2002

an email from barb, a

an email from barb, a co-worker: Physician: 1 : a person skilled in the art of healing; specifically : a...
28 AUG
2002

who knew they were still

who knew they were still making betas!? if i had known, i wouldnt have spent hours trying to get my...
28 AUG
2002

head pounding, pounding. with a

head pounding, pounding. with a sledge hammer. nose stuffed up and around to my brain stem. coughing so hard i...
27 AUG
2002

we spent all weekend cleaning

we spent all weekend cleaning beths house. to the average person, that hardly sounds like anything new. but if you...
26 AUG
2002

successfully making a diamond from

...successfully making a diamond from cremated human remains... "honey, instead of buying you a ring for our wedding, id love...
26 AUG
2002

want to

i want to be woofed at. i want to be flirted with. i want to be found irresistible. i want...
25 AUG
2002

(how long before someone notices

(how long before someone notices the sites working again ...?)...
23 AUG
2002

zilla

zilla. change the 'Zilla' part of the url to something dirty. then add your own url. you will be assimilated....
23 AUG
2002

with trying to catch up

with trying to catch up with blog stuff that happened during the past month, ive done this and this. whew....
22 AUG
2002

the whole campaign is an

...the whole campaign is an invitation to masturbate... [via]...
22 AUG
2002

waxed my eyebrows last night.

waxed my eyebrows last night. first time ive ever done it myself, and only the second time ive had anything...
22 AUG
2002

YAYYYYYY!!!

yaaaaayyy!! its WORKING!! oh yeah. uh huh. [does a happy dance]. ive been skipping - yes, actually skipping - around...
22 AUG
2002

my lack of sleep last

my lack of sleep last night has yet to hit me. and im braced for the impact. i didnt get...
22 JUL
2002

as cute as this dog

as cute as this dog is in my lap, her farts sure do stink....
22 JUL
2002

blogamp

ive got a new friend. keeps my playlist on the left updated. i hope its not upset that were friends...
21 JUL
2002

when i got home last

when i got home last night, b was sitting in the computer chair. the fishing trip had ended a day...
21 JUL
2002

in shocking news, ive been

in shocking news, ive been forced (no, really) to download aim. i really really really didnt want to. but then...
20 JUL
2002

b left last night on

b left last night on another fishing trip. hopefully this weekend hell bring something home besides a stinky sleepingbag and...
20 JUL
2002

remove immediately

thankfully, i only own one album from the One Hundred Albums You Should Remove from Your Collection Immediately list. its...
19 JUL
2002

im glad i went to

im glad i went to the church last night after work to do some work there. the wind blew a...
19 JUL
2002

right this very minute, there

right this very minute, there is something spectacular going on outside. lightning. thunder. in alaska. LIGHTNING. i have never seen...
18 JUL
2002

i just dont understand the

i just dont understand the physics of it. how does a carrot piece land on my glass lens after eating...
18 JUL
2002

photoshop: edit > transform it

photoshop: edit > transform it rrrrawks...
17 JUL
2002

pass-a-poem

i just signed up. you should too....
17 JUL
2002

girly is as girly does

skirt: black blouse: button-up, green lipstick: mauve hair: curly wavy, soft toenails: pedicured eyelashes: curled shoes: heeled am feeling quite...
17 JUL
2002

why 'must' one reserve the

why 'must' one reserve the delicacy of ice cream for evenings and weekends? last time i checked, it contained nothing...
16 JUL
2002

i think its pretty cool

i think its pretty cool that i get to be in charge of the digi cam at work. i get...
16 JUL
2002

xerox support

52:13 (minutes spent on phone with incompetent xerox first-level support desk personnel who failed to fix my problem)...
15 JUL
2002

feeding the soul

i have been thinking a lot this weekend, and have come up with a list of things that gnereally make...
15 JUL
2002

sleep

i slept just over 35 hours this weekend, including friday night, saturday night, sunday night, and a few different naps....
15 JUL
2002

am feeling depressed tonight. i

am feeling depressed tonight. i dont do anything right, be it spooning curry into a bowl or training my dog....
14 JUL
2002

google fun

some google fun. [via jish (maybe?) and mefi]...
12 JUL
2002

i simply cannot concentrate on

i simply cannot concentrate on much of anything this afternoon. and i even get to do web design. well, not...
12 JUL
2002

one would think that being

one would think that being labled as 'office computer guru' would provoke warm squishy feelings. it doesnt. thought id share....
12 JUL
2002

moe

moe called last night around 11 - it was a miracle i was still up. she was on the playground...
11 JUL
2002

thursday threesome

and because i dont want to be back from lunch quite yet, the thursday threesome: onesome: Long -- long tall...
11 JUL
2002

thursday thumb-twiddler

thursday thumb-twiddler: would you prefer to be blind or deaf? blind. i think. even though i would miss seeing my...
11 JUL
2002

from our work dress policy

from our work dress policy effective 01feb02: "Dresses, skirts, skorts, and shorts should not be more than three (3) inchess...
11 JUL
2002

it would seem that some

it would seem that some evil people have been misusing and abusing my email server. i find this out by...
10 JUL
2002

ever wanted to create "new

ever wanted to create "new Web illustrations featuring Jakob Nielsen"? who doesnt? [via vaughan]...
10 JUL
2002

mib2

we saw it. last thursday, actually, but i just remembered. not like my adoring blog audience - [cough]shigatsu[cough] - can...
09 JUL
2002

theres a crack in my

theres a crack in my new windshield. we got it on the drive to north pole for the patillo concert....
09 JUL
2002

i knew it. but i

i knew it. but i love it so much......
09 JUL
2002

toldja

how many ways are there to not say "i told you so"? for me? apparently not many. but i can...
08 JUL
2002

give it away

is the smell of the bathroom spray at work a little overpowering after Joe Schmoe exits? is it wafting over...
08 JUL
2002

leon memories

patillo concert memories: the kid who impressed us all with his 'magic' tricks consisting of pulling a card from his...
07 JUL
2002

yummm.

yummm....
05 JUL
2002

batthelships

addivtive fun...
05 JUL
2002

my prediction of being up

my prediction of being up at 6am this independance day wasnt supposed to come true. and it wouldnt have, had...
04 JUL
2002

leon patillo

the band is opening this saturday, 6pm, at north pole worship center for (drumroll please) leon patillo. for those who...
03 JUL
2002

you worry me

you worry me...
03 JUL
2002

word association

staff meetings that make me all gooshy inside. its an endangered species. one that im not sure i want to...
02 JUL
2002

ive never been picked up

ive never been picked up at mcds before. never. not even one attempt. until today. he was a military man....
01 JUL
2002

have spelt; will travel

i have become the spelt girl for my friends group. it sounds like a superhero name - but what a...
30 JUN
2002

we dont go to morning

we dont go to morning worship services on sundays because werve been doing revival town in the afternoons. however, now...
30 JUN
2002

friday five

ok ok time for the friday five. when was the last time you... ...sent a handwritten letter? golly... over six...
28 JUN
2002

the nations spiritual deterioration has

the nations spiritual deterioration has always saddened me. yesterday the 9th district federal appeals court made a decision that, affecting...
27 JUN
2002

i havent had an ice

i havent had an ice cold soda from the can in a very long time. for some reason, it tastes...
27 JUN
2002

i went on a dinner-and-movie

i went on a dinner-and-movie date last night with my husband. we had some great thai currys at the lemongrass,...
27 JUN
2002

sculpture search has ended. no

sculpture search has ended. no thanks to anyone here [cough]. the sculpture is called "Les Quatre parties du Monde, soutenant...
26 JUN
2002

call for help

attention all who know anything about french sculture: please pleaase does anyone know the name and/or artist of this sculpture?...
25 JUN
2002

i just got my computer

i just got my computer back. i have gone most of today without a computer. do you know how much...
25 JUN
2002

up. showered. (fairly) awake. dressed.

up. showered. (fairly) awake. dressed. and its not even 7.30. i must be coming down with something....
25 JUN
2002

so either my feet have

so either my feet have shrunk or shoe sizes have recently changed. and since my older shoes still fit fine,...
24 JUN
2002

showering and dressing accomplished, shopping

showering and dressing accomplished, shopping is cancelled. or at least postponed. b just got home - much earlier than either...
23 JUN
2002

lonely and without shoes

ive been sitting here for about 20 minutes trying to think of something quasi-witty to write. im afraid that i...
23 JUN
2002

saturday night

it started as such a simple task. i had to go copy off the bulletins for tomorrow. and the disk...
22 JUN
2002

dont tell me that i

dont tell me that i have to do laundry. on a friday night. alone. on summer solstice. sigh....
21 JUN
2002

owls

i went to b's work for lunch and he showed me the resident owls they have there. i didnt even...
21 JUN
2002

im thinking about doing this.

im thinking about doing this. im concerned that im not going to be able to do it with working all...
21 JUN
2002

friday

in to work late again today. with karen gone i just cant seem to get out of bed before 7.45....
21 JUN
2002

red rum

i am feeling red this evening. red car, red wool shirt (i know its summer, and wool should be worn...
20 JUN
2002

i really have nothing to

i really have nothing to say. and for that i am sorry. i do usually like to talk. really, i...
20 JUN
2002

all the volunteers here work-work-working

all the volunteers here work-work-working are making me feel like doing the same. its crazy, i tell you....
19 JUN
2002

the grilled hotdog gretchen (a

the grilled hotdog gretchen (a volunteer) prepared to feed the mass of teen-beef volunteers here today is now sitting like...
19 JUN
2002

morning

rain rain go away...
19 JUN
2002

it is a beautiful and

it is a beautiful and hot day outside. i know this because i can see it through the window next...
18 JUN
2002

choppy monday

didnt want to get out of bed this morning. wanted to strangle the dog. 20 minutes late, still first one...
17 JUN
2002

fiver

its friday! how often do you do laundry? we try to do it once every other week. id like to...
14 JUN
2002

interesting

how similar are you to me? i am 72% similar to simon....
13 JUN
2002

perfect morning

everything was perfect this morning. the covers were heavy enough to hold me in bed. the pillow was at least...
13 JUN
2002

random meditations

the underwire part of an underwire bra should stay put, not slide out toward my armpits. makes for droopy boobs...
12 JUN
2002

pick your spot

took a survey a few days ago to see which cities in the states would be best for me and...
12 JUN
2002

temp girl just showed up

temp girl just showed up - so im no longer stuck doing administration and transportation. this stinks. i hope she...
12 JUN
2002

went and saw episode 2

went and saw episode 2 last night. didnt really want to go since im really not hot on the whole...
11 JUN
2002

dental hygene

toothbrush at work = great idea...
11 JUN
2002

daily frown

daily photo project. talk about a depressingly somber set of pictures. doesnt he ever smile? while pondering that, lets try...
10 JUN
2002

socks and roses

i just got home from burying socks, beths dead cat. see, socks died over three years ago in the winter....
08 JUN
2002

dog thief

i really do not understand someone who has a general distrust of anything and everybody. i have always known on...
07 JUN
2002

tag

looks like the tagboard (if youre in ie its the chat-thingy on your right - if youre in ns, you...
06 JUN
2002

battle of new orleans

have been humming this all day long: In 1814 we took a little trip Along with Colonel Jackson down the...
05 JUN
2002

my class this morning wasnt

my class this morning wasnt as bad as yesterday. half of the class didnt show back up - the half...
04 JUN
2002

power point and porn

i was sent to have some power point class this morning. the second half is tomorrow morning. the first hour...
03 JUN
2002

im sitting here with a

im sitting here with a box of tissues and a too-small blanket. my sinuses are going to explode, my eyeballs...
01 JUN
2002

new car

so its settled. the plymouth is crunched, gone, and no longer my worry. kind of sad to see it go...
30 MAY
2002

headset

karen just gave me a headset to use for answering the phone. woohoo!!...
30 MAY
2002

our plymouth is as good

our plymouth is as good as scrap metal. the oil-like substance spewing from the mustang is really power-steering liquid. and...
28 MAY
2002

garage saleing

hit the garage sales hard today and spent about $70. i got... a large rice steamer for $1 a black...
25 MAY
2002

still at work. i should

still at work. i should be home eating ice cream. am instead waiting for bridger to swing by here with...
23 MAY
2002

the trip to homer was

the trip to homer was wonderful - what a blessing to see moe walk, hear her name called, and flip...
23 MAY
2002

packing

its sunday, and i have been up since 8. what a shame. one would almost think our church was in...
19 MAY
2002

friday five

its friday! What shampoo do you use? i have fallen in love with the friz-eaze shampoo and conditioner. they are...
17 MAY
2002

doc says the stang will

doc says the stang will make it to homer and back. woohoo! b spent a lot of time last night...
15 MAY
2002

something does not want us

something does not want us to go to homer next week. the tang is at the shop - mechanic told...
14 MAY
2002

car woes

our car is dead. sunday night, we drove beth home. then about 100 yards from our apartment we hear this...
14 MAY
2002

5k buffet

we participated in a 5k Buffet last night - a walk benefiting local charities. every few blocks there was a...
11 MAY
2002

my model

happened across my virtual model the other day. it was fun making myself, though i was a little dissapointed that...
09 MAY
2002

how it all went down

how the evening really went: took the longest route on my way home to make sure b didnt go to...
08 MAY
2002

another one bites the dust

half hour to go until i get to leave work for my lovely home. i plan to do nothing until...
08 MAY
2002

beauty for ashes

tuesday night after bible study, the study group - sans b - went on a field trip to alaskaland. found...
03 MAY
2002

7am

what is it about the time between 7am and 8am that makes my body get some of its most restful...
30 APR
2002

hot wax

we went to my brothers yesterday and stayed until 1am making candles. man, that is so fun to do. we...
28 APR
2002

ultimatum

so i did it. gave him the ultimatum last night. the game, or me. after ages of silence, he asked...
26 APR
2002

i am so tired. today

i am so tired. today feels like a monday. in other news (not like there was any original news), my...
25 APR
2002

eq search

i took today off as my sanity day. didnt go to work, didnt sleep last night until 5am. my tummy...
24 APR
2002

transportation coordinator

the lady who runs the transportation department here at work is out for the day - at least. shes sick....
22 APR
2002

hot licks in my pants

got the car back from the shop. tune-up, new struts, alignment. and were out $500. ouch. now the clutch is...
19 APR
2002

i have been sitting at

i have been sitting at my desk (the one without the computer) all morning counting postcards for this stupid bulk...
18 APR
2002

evercrack

my loves addiction....
15 APR
2002

brother of mine

happy tax day, america. got my return all pretty and mailed last week. which is pretty last minute for me...
15 APR
2002

new layout

i got some time on the computer today while b and my brother bonded. viola - its all up. new...
13 APR
2002

lacey chocolate

poor lacey got into the easter candy b's mom sent to us. she didnt make a huge mess, but instead...
11 APR
2002

newsletter - detachable penis

its newsletter time at work again. loosely translated: 'i am majorly stressed out dealing with an unrealistic deadline, an executive...
10 APR
2002

since the incident with the

since the incident with the vet, i have become well accustomed with the animal section in the library. i have...
08 APR
2002

the whole spaying thing with

the whole spaying thing with lacey didnt work out quite as planned. took her in at 8 this morning, told...
04 APR
2002

puppies - body for rent

body for rent....
02 APR
2002

happy april

to all the fools of the earth, happy april. learned that my mother-in-law has an evil sense of humour. am...
01 APR
2002

cleavage - stick fighting

had a big stink at work regarding the dress code on friday. i was wearing a black tank top i...
27 MAR
2002

moe visit - idiot test

the week of my sister's visit has passed. she has gone home a tattooed redhead, much to my parents dismay....
25 MAR
2002

hair cut

got my hair trimmed the other night. its been a few months and my hair was so nasty - tons...
14 MAR
2002

moe visiting - dnf

moe got into town yesterday morning... here for a week. im so excited to spend some time with her. yesterday...
14 MAR
2002

white out - cheese racing

white out just may be the single most entertaining invention known to man. and woman. i cannot love correction fluid...
08 MAR
2002

new jeans

i have discovered the secret to skinniness. two words: new jeans. at the bottom of my clean jeans pile i...
07 MAR
2002

sun dog

what a roller coaster day. huge blow up with my host, and apparently all for nothing over one terrible misunderstanding...
07 MAR
2002

vanilla nut cream - orsinal

i love the smell of vanilla nut cream coffee grounds. a nice owner of a local coffee shop donates pre-measured...
01 MAR
2002

boobs - fried bunny

i have been eating lunch with my husband at his work the past few days. he told me that just...
27 FEB
2002

no time - mr. t

i havent been online at home for a little over a week now, not counting the two minutes in the...
24 FEB
2002

valentines - moocow

i cannot stand when someone is talking in a conversation and ends every stanza with 'so...' or 'but...'. are these...
14 FEB
2002

harassment

asking boss about his undies = sexual harassment. hm....
07 FEB
2002

undies - wireframe

today at work i asked my boss, Head-Honcho-Bob, what kind of underwear he was wearing. he refused to answer. see,...
06 FEB
2002

bday, miscarriage - 2advanced

another birthday has come and gone, and i dont feel any different. o sure, im carrying a different drivers license...
02 FEB
2002

daves hand

a co-worker of bs had a serious accident a few days ago at work and lost most of his right...
24 JAN
2002

damon stuck

my brother, the one who was cruising the caribbean with holland america is stuck in florida. he and his wife...
20 JAN
2002

linoleum dog - resolutions

the doggie saga continues. last night we came home from work to find that she had tore up half of...
18 JAN
2002

new domain

so ive gone and done it. ive moved in. how do you like the place? BOOKMARK IT. ok? ok. there...
13 JAN
2002

dog troubles

i just got home from work to find the place in shambles. the dog had gotten into the trash as...
10 JAN
2002

damon dana - street artist

my brother and his wife are on a cruise for two weeks while we get to watch their home, their...
07 JAN
2002

new year - font

the new year has rolled into my life as silently as always, and just as welcome. my husband and i...
01 JAN
2002

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