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June 12, 2002

the underwire part of an underwire bra should stay put, not slide out toward my armpits. makes for droopy boobs and painful armpits.

laundry did not get done tonight. again. b fell asleep on the couch. on top of me. so i couldnt even go do it alone. its all separated into piles and everything. at least i didnt take the sheets off of the bed yet.

pizza crust should never be so crispy that it cuts the roof of ones mouth.

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boobies... um... boobies just seem like they were never designed with "comfort" in mind. i'm glad i don't have any, although i wouldn't mind having large manly pecs.

but they are great for their purpose of feeding offspring. and even good in enticing a boy to help produce said offspring.

i was going to say something about my booby preferences, but suddenly realized that what i was planning to write was far too graphic for anyone to have to read, so i'm not going to say it.

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