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ive never been picked up

July 1, 2002

ive never been picked up at mcds before. never. not even one attempt.

until today.

he was a military man. and, unlike most of the other gentleman who have made "romantic" advances toward me, he was probably only a few years older than i.

for some reason i often attract much older guys. like grandpa older. i suppose my figure is more of a 40s-sexy - everyone knows that curvy curves arent really "in" these days. and my face isnt striking. not much of me is... except one feature.

this guy in mcds made it very clear to his buddy (before the attempted pick-up) that he was very impressed at the size/shape/appearance of my breasts.

its good to be known for something.

i guess.

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