the whole campaign is an
...the whole campaign is an invitation to masturbate...
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please, what red blooded man needs an INVITATION to do THAT?
maybe no red-blooded man... but perhaps a red-blooded woman could use an invitation every now and then.
interesting this topic gets brought up... i was passing some girls on the quad this evening and one girl randomly blurted out, "(insert name here) just discovered masturbation over the summer." i had no idea that it was sort of an "unmentionable" thing for girls...
its not one thats disgussed in the birds and the bees talk, no. and the majority of parents dont talk about masturbation with their kids anyway.
and with girls, getting it 'right' takes a little more than it does for guys. i remember trying it a few years ago - i felt nothing spectacular, so i didnt try it again. kind of like "whats the whole hubub about? feels like a finger."
interesting. i figured it was more like... eh, never mind, i'm just going to dig myself a deeper hole.
whoops. that was a very inappropriate pun.
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