dont talk to me
to all my coworkers, volunteers, and anyone who just might come into contact with me today:
do not ask me questions - it is most likely a stupid one.
do not be rude and interrupt while im talking to someone else - especially if i am being cordial at that moment.
do not sit/stand within hearing distance of me and complain loudly about any little computer problem you cannot figure out.
do not stand too close to me looking over my shoulder at anything not your business. or anything that is your business, for that matter.
i am liable to turn around, gouge out your eye with my purple uni-ball pen, knee you in the groin, and shove an ice pick into your temple.
and i will enjoy every minute of it.
2002

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wow... i don't think i've ever heard you so violent before!
i love it! :)
lol - thanks.
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