from a male volunteer here
from a male volunteer here at work:
"youve got pretty hair. as far as hair goes. i mean, its nicer than the average hair thats out there."
my success formula, for all of you with just the 'average' hair:
· shower late one evening. do not brush.
· nasty bedhead from sleeping on wet hair.
· wake 5 minutes after the required time to be at work.
· drive like a madman to work.
· run brush through hair quickly once realizing half of it is sticking up.
· ignore it all day and night.
· have puppy root through it, dragging soggy rawhide with her.
· bedhead again.
· wake 5 15 minutes after the required time to be at work.
· drive like a madman to work.
· run brush through grease pit formerly known as hair.
· smoothe grease eavenly through hair.
· pretend its not there.
with my sure-fire, tested and proven method, you will get overwhelming amounts of compliments. i guess.
