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while in merely her underwear*,

November 26, 2002

while in merely her underwear*, i just rubbed down my sister in law with emla cream in her office. good thing she has a lock on her door.

(*i wasnt the one wearing her underwear. she was. i was wearing underwear, but my own. not hers. and under my clothing. which i was also wearing. clothing, that is.)

shes getting tattooed in 6 minutes and needs to be properly numbed.

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Where do you find something like that at ?? I could really use that for the next tattoo I get.

Danielle

i think its a prescription.

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