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a smelly fart in a

a smelly fart in a crowded elevator, or a loud fart in bed with your lover.

which is worse?

30 DEC
2002

8 Love Notes

definitely the latter. i can plug my nose. i can't plug his ears.

i would venture to say that my lover would laugh if i farted loud in bed - he loves every bit of me and is never shamed when he farts in bed. though never during... you know.

Farting is a wholistic natural thing. Nothing to be ashamed of... embrace the beauty of your natural being of farting!

Hrm... one second... (discussing something with someone behind him)

Apparently I was wrong.
Only skivvy stoners fart ... girls never fart. :)

I am a Lover.

im... sure you are.

i FART EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY HAppy fuckin fartin from mr mcfuckfart

eat my cock

you girls with your stinky butts! farting in my face! nasty girls!

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