a smelly fart in a
a smelly fart in a crowded elevator, or a loud fart in bed with your lover.
30 DEC
2002
2002
a smelly fart in a crowded elevator, or a loud fart in bed with your lover.
rhapsodic.org is a weblog by Valette McLay.
Valette has lived in Alaska all of her life and loves the ocean, the way Steve eats fried rice, her muttley puppy Olive, and being barefoot.
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definitely the latter. i can plug my nose. i can't plug his ears.
i would venture to say that my lover would laugh if i farted loud in bed - he loves every bit of me and is never shamed when he farts in bed. though never during... you know.
Farting is a wholistic natural thing. Nothing to be ashamed of... embrace the beauty of your natural being of farting!
Hrm... one second... (discussing something with someone behind him)
Apparently I was wrong.
Only skivvy stoners fart ... girls never fart. :)
I am a Lover.
im... sure you are.
i FART EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY HAppy fuckin fartin from mr mcfuckfart
eat my cock
you girls with your stinky butts! farting in my face! nasty girls!
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