a smelly fart in a

a smelly fart in a crowded elevator, or a loud fart in bed with your lover.

which is worse?

30 December 2002 · 13:57:38

8 love notes

definitely the latter. i can plug my nose. i can’t plug his ears.

love, Miss Shigatsu at 31dec02, 13:53:48

i would venture to say that my lover would laugh if i farted loud in bed - he loves every bit of me and is never shamed when he farts in bed. though never during… you know.

love, rhapsodie at 31dec02, 18:23:36

Farting is a wholistic natural thing. Nothing to be ashamed of… embrace the beauty of your natural being of farting!

Hrm… one second… (discussing something with someone behind him)

Apparently I was wrong.
Only skivvy stoners fart … girls never fart. :)

love, Crispin at 02jan03, 05:53:11

I am a Lover.

love, Mohammad at 21feb03, 05:59:46

im… sure you are.

love, rhapsodie at 21feb03, 11:00:32

i FART EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY HAppy fuckin fartin from mr mcfuckfart

love, at 04jul05, 08:57:36

eat my cock

love, i like a good facefart mmmmmmmmmmm................fuck me at 30jul05, 09:04:57

you girls with your stinky butts! farting in my face! nasty girls!

love, Buck James from coopertown at 09dec05, 16:12:54

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