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new layout
new year, new layout....31 DEC
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anniversary highlights
highlights from our romantic anniversary evening include: discovering 99 is the maximum number of lives allowed in super mario 3...31 DEC
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design fasion trends
2003 web design fashion trends in review: background images, unordered lists, and css, oh my!...31 DEC
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spongebob trailer
oh, and: spongebob squarepants trailer...30 DEC
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sick
it started last night with a buzzing behind my eyeballs. at first i attributed it to the kinda spicy turkey...30 DEC
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pajama pants
spending the past 4.5 days in my husbands pajama pants makes for a rough transition back to Proper Christian Work...29 DEC
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wasted
what a depression-filled, wasted saturday....27 DEC
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grazing throug the holidays
yesterday was perhaps the weirdest christmas day i have ever experienced, but only because it never really felt like christmas....26 DEC
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holiday shopping
for a gallon of milk and some cool whip: 20 minutes in The Line To Enter Grocery Store Parking Lot.15...24 DEC
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diet change
for those concerned, the appointment with the vet went very well. apparently, schnauzers are prone to gastro-intestinal problems. laceys stems,...24 DEC
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get happy
more is a beautifully animated short film that is depressing as all get out. which means you have to...24 DEC
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dear betty crocker
Dear Betty Crocker, You have always been so good to me. I have trusted you for years. Why have you...24 DEC
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ball droppings
ball droppings is a fun excercise (work threshold: low) in physics and music. plus its pretty and a kind of...23 DEC
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all mupets, all the time
kermitage.com: all about the muppet show! it includes an eopisode guide and a very thorough character list. do you remember...23 DEC
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fives
merlin's lists of five things is very fun. it could easily turn into a meme, but i like it as...22 DEC
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its pat
the hubbys place of employment treated everyone to a wonderfully expensive dinner this weekend at the turtle club - a...22 DEC
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grumpy
my hip hurts like i slept all night on the floor, and my knee feels all swolen. its like my...22 DEC
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15 months
even after 15 months, my heart still stops when i see the calendar pointing to the 22nd....22 DEC
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monkeys make it better
johnny cash's desperado - but with monkeys not as funny as one might expect...19 DEC
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classical gas
xerox customer support hold music consists of every version ever made of Classical Gas. its a good song, but gets...19 DEC
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pain
while salt scrubs are one of the best bath/shower goodies around, it probably isnt a good idea to use one...19 DEC
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hee
liquidating our assets. (high giggle factor)...18 DEC
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harf
the sound of the dog harfing is not an ideal way to wake up. neither is rolling over and swiping...18 DEC
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evil master genious
oh yeah....17 DEC
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the things i remember
its pretty sad, i know, but apparently i have our xerox copiers serial number memorized....17 DEC
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nightmares
yeah, i think giving children nightmares is the best way to get a point across. [via]...17 DEC
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nice guy
while i hate being on the phone with customer service for three hour conversations that resolve absolutely nothing, at least...16 DEC
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monday woes
troubleshoot. troubleshoot. troubleshoot. attempt. attempt. attempt. failure. failure. failure. depression. hows your monday been?...15 DEC
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synergy
synergy for me to look at after lunch...15 DEC
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right
right, then....12 DEC
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bidding
hmmm.... maybe two weeks before christmas isnt really the best time to be bidding on ebay items....11 DEC
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hinged
rarely closed....11 DEC
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wishes
i wish i excercised more. no, i wished i liked excercise more. then id do it more. no, i wish...11 DEC
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bot-valette
bot-valette (otherwise known as "me") posted a story on my blog of auto-generated goodness about a lady who locked her...11 DEC
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knock damnit
no one in this office understands a closed office door. it truly confuses each individual with whom i work; and...11 DEC
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horny
what would prompt someone to wear a bunch of bicycle horns on his body and play music with them? it...11 DEC
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casio ex-z4
i have found the camera that shall be mine. but i want the casio ex-z4 model, not the ex-z4u. the...10 DEC
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fannys your aunt
not one soul in my office has heard the phrase, bob's your uncle. and not to even mention fanny's your...10 DEC
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r. robot
On The Late Show, Valette engaged in outrageously distasteful duplicity that most Americans found shocking. featured in r. robot. another...10 DEC
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automated blog
ive got a new blog. the best part, the absolutely best part, is that i dont have to do a...10 DEC
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home alone
after a quick errand before dinner turned into a 2.5 hour trek through every corner of the city, and after...09 DEC
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christmas
if you were my husbands parents, what would you like for christmas?...09 DEC
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birthday steve
its steve's birthday today! happy birthday!...08 DEC
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rather be
id rather be in a hot tub at chena hot springs than sitting in my office with its dreary light...08 DEC
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personalization
i forgot how good it feels to get back to a workstation of my own. after working with a 'temporary...08 DEC
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just a car
it was the best car i ever owned. the first car we ever paid more than $2000 for. the first...05 DEC
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snowglobe
shake it up with this fun flash snowglobe. if you let it sit for a little bit, the people do...05 DEC
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feel like an idiot
how to not feel like an idiot, #54: when the keys wont come out of the ignition, when the car...04 DEC
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potpourri
im wearing cool green wool socks that clash with my cool green top. while not bothered by the clashing (they...03 DEC
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typepad
i cancelled my Type Pad account just a few minutes ago at the last possible second of my free trial...02 DEC
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LFHCrfS
"The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS) is a club for scientists who have, or believe they have, luxuriant...02 DEC
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the car
its totaled. i loved that car....02 DEC
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picasso
take a load off of your horrid tuesday morning with mr. picasso head. much fun....02 DEC
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kersmash
kersmash....01 DEC
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go away
i know this will probably come as a big ole frickin shock to you, but a closed office door with...01 DEC
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virtual drum set
virtual drum set....30 NOV
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peanut butter balls
dont hate me because of my peanut butter balls....28 NOV
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cheap socks
im ashamed to say that i became one of them today. the swarming post-turkey-day masses. and all for cheep socks....28 NOV
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ready for bed
the Rolls That Would Not Rise have been eaten anyway. the chocolate covered peanut butter balls have been devoured. the...27 NOV
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sun dog
sun dog and halo picture taken today at 1.30p. i also got good pictures of the left side and...26 NOV
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inaugural speeches
A few people with a lot of bad ideas have nearly destroyed the vast cultural heritage of the Reagan years,...26 NOV
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too much spirit
i think the holiday spirit has just stepped over the line....26 NOV
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good freezer
at eight degrees above zero, ones vehicle makes a pretty good freezer and an awful refrigerator. fresh vegetables should not...25 NOV
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pictures
a bit of what fairbanks has been like for the past week or so: how to survive harsh winters: nap...25 NOV
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stream it
my shoulders kind of hurt. they have hurt for a while now, and b keeps promising to rub some icy...25 NOV
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they all go out
this morning has consisted of the staff running in cirles around me asking "are we there yet?" while i systematically...25 NOV
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erotica
flower erotica is a good thing....24 NOV
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145
145. rah. [via]...23 NOV
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60 degree change
since i live in alaska and all, and since people are often amazed and scared at the weather we get...21 NOV
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schfifty five
schwenty-one... schwenty-seven and a heif... schfifty-five. faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss...20 NOV
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fix-ed
i got the silly thing fixed. yay for the mt support forums....20 NOV
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imminent death
negative six degrees (F) is a whole lot warmer than negative thirty. i like that the decision to wear a...18 NOV
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afternoon slump
surely im not the only one who hits a 3pm slump where the top of the desk looks oh-so-comfy and...18 NOV
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missing in action
ive lost it. it being a word too often up for interpretation. not meaning my mind, in this particular instance,...18 NOV
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mama cass
And everybody's gettin' fat except......17 NOV
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inaccurate on... uh... purpose
I think this clearly shows Canada's nefarious plans for invading and annexing Alaska, no doubt for it's sweet, sweet...15 NOV
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sing it for you
let them sing it for you. there are a lot of words not in the database, but adding words is...14 NOV
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today
am swamped at work. thank goodness its the weekend when tonight is over. i moved my today blog from TypePad...14 NOV
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neutralized
i am (surprisingly) feeling much, much better. air is able to pass through both nostrils. sinus-acid has apparently been neutralized....13 NOV
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sinus acid
i think my eyes are being liquefied. probably by the acid in my sinuses. then it drips out of my...13 NOV
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plans to be sick
disney cartoons and stupid green couch, here i come....12 NOV
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drip drip
it feels like i have been wiping my nose with a cheese grater. my water-like snot will not cease dripping,...12 NOV
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sick
am home sick today. feh....10 NOV
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revolutions
just saw matrix revolutions. loved it. still have a few questions, but thats okay....08 NOV
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one thousand
on my way to post something about how bored i am and how im glad i get to leave for...07 NOV
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caught up
i just caught up on entering all of my dreams. a month behind no longer. there were only nine dreams...07 NOV
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chewy flavor
its great snowball weather outside. the dog is amazed that ice cubes now come in 'chewy.' and me without a...06 NOV
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interpreting avatars
buttafly guide to interpreting friendster* photos *or bulletin board, IM, blog, or any kind of online profile...06 NOV
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road conditions
the incredibly sad thing about living so close to the office is that i cant use road conditions as an...06 NOV
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men make dinner
if today really is men make dinner day, then i can look forward to one of the following tonight: kraft...06 NOV
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snark
countdown until a plethora of matrix revolutions reviews start clogging up the blogoshpere (yes, i just said blogosphere). 5...4...3......05 NOV
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asap
this morning i have 11 items on my Needs to Be Done You Lazy Pile Of Poop list, 5 of...05 NOV
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wtf, mate?
so everyones dead except for austrailia, and theyre like, 'wtf, mate?' end of the world (quite a bit of profanity)....04 NOV
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hm
i just had the opportunity to completely goof off from work by stopping at some extra places while out doing...04 NOV
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puppy prozac
the dog is depressed. she doesnt play with her toys or bother us to entertain her. instead, she lays on...04 NOV
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homer pictures
i wasnt able to take the office camera on my trip south - i think someone definitely would have missed...03 NOV
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in the know
for those that dont know: old engine oil is black. new engine oil is a clear yellow-ish color. therefore, if...03 NOV
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homer
homer: afternoon napsreading in the afternoon sunshinecoffee and catching up on old high school gossip with an old friendbeing asked...03 NOV
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a message from management
24 OCT
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icy snow
the weather has been weird the past few days. theres a thin layer of icy-snow stuff clinging to all of...23 OCT
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nervous
im so nervous its not even funny anymore....23 OCT
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apparently
rated R movies are the only ones worth watching because they have better action. being 'normal' means being able to...23 OCT
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randonly generated
random generated goodness. May 62 funkedified dead baboons explode pennies while performing a drive-by-shooting on your mother.--arabian random insult generator....22 OCT
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syrup
because the office kitchen smells like an entire bottle of super-sweet cough syrup was spilled and fermented for a day...22 OCT
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haircut
okay, no more putting this off. the dog gets her tranquilizer pill, ill make myself an almond rocca mocha, and...21 OCT
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frozen cherries
no denying it any more. winter is here....21 OCT
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sigh
le sigh....20 OCT
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suicide
my computer decided to commit suicide this weekend, most likely due to separation anxiety. i knew i should have stopped...20 OCT
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let your senses guide you
close your eyes. let your senses guide you. [via]...17 OCT
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buh bye
i had lots of cool links to share today, each one proudly holding its place as a Tab To Remain...17 OCT
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russians
the russians are coming. the russians are coming. the russians are coming!...17 OCT
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its a hooker
- How can you die from a fall of a whopping 3 inches?- He's only an inch tall. He's a...16 OCT
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buffalo
i was on my way to the store and the traffic was awful - worse than i have ever seen...15 OCT
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commute
i could so do this job. think they would pay for my daily commute?...15 OCT
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adoption
i inherited this sad root-bound philodendron and put it into a nice big pot. i hope its happier....14 OCT
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6 degrees
6 degrees of amazon.com. connect any two items sold on amazon by using the 'other people also bought...' links. currently...14 OCT
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on addiction
Addiction is many things to many people. It wears many masks and comes in many forms. But it always has...14 OCT
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floatutorial
css floats are probably the most difficult css thing for me to grasp right now. floatutorial to the rescue! huzzah!...14 OCT
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anonymous confessions
I chopped off my hamster's head and put it in the stew pot when my mom wasn't looking, and no...14 OCT
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logical
the box of teabags is definitely the most logical place to store the toenail clippers. also: perhaps the reason that...14 OCT
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fuzzy thong slippers
terry cloth thong slippers! fuzzy slippers! that will keep my feet cool and happy! woo!...13 OCT
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linklog collections
as a bookmark for myself: low threshold links, aka, linklog thingies....13 OCT
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supid dreams
and the birds would laugh at me and talk behind my back.-- stupid dreams, by sam brown...13 OCT
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introducing
so i went and got myself another domain. that makes 3 now, if anyone is counting. but i can stop...10 OCT
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sherbet
my love turns 23 today. hence the cake. and the sherbet. what sherbet? you ask....09 OCT
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mom's goofy cake
while you might be thinking that it be entirely possible for someone - say, me - to run home and...09 OCT
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duplication
anyone ever notice how it looks all perfect and buh-yootiful in photoshop and then as soon as it is duplicated...08 OCT
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15 dots
...a framework for retrieving and visualizing biologically and psychologically relevant information from biological motion patterns. it is amazing how 15...08 OCT
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sniiiif
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difference
is there really a difference between sorbets and sherbets?...07 OCT
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open for business
Type Pad is now officially open for business. i still have some discount codes that will be available only through...07 OCT
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magazine paragraphs
magazine paragraphs mimicked with css. way cool, but appeals not to the lazy butt within. all the extra ids and...06 OCT
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accept no substitutes
note to self: your husbands sister will never be a substitute for what you had with melissa. she is a...05 OCT
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come a little bit closer
and as i rode away i could hear her say to jose......04 OCT
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new shades
new shades. expensive, prescription shades. i forgot mine in the rental car when damon and i went to homer...03 OCT
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killing for dummies
i havent had any spamming going on in my comments since i started this site. heck, my brother has gotten...03 OCT
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russian prison tattoos
barbed wire tattooed across the forehead signifies a sentence of life imprisonment without possibility of parole. russian prison tattos. simple,...02 OCT
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bing
*bing!* (what is, the sound of the css lightbulb finally clicking on?)...02 OCT
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linklog idea
maybe with the next redesign (whenever will that happen?) ill include some fancy linklog like everyone else is doing. until...02 OCT
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post-apocalyptical glow
sunrise this morning cast an orangish post-apocalyptical glow on the clouds and buildings. creepy. and my pictures didnt turn out...02 OCT
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fuckzilla
The Ledgend of Fuckzilla -or- how we made melissa proud...01 OCT
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free analyzer
can anyone suggest a great (free, preferably) log analyzer?...01 OCT
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potpourri. the yummy kind.
sql scares me. and will continue to scare me until i just jump in. its an unusually warm day today....01 OCT
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gratutious
gratuitous photo of myself. just for you....30 SEP
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only bad thing
the only bad thing about a convex monitor mirror is learning to look into it....30 SEP
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textbooks
ive got some textbooks that i really want to get rid of. my campus bookstore wouldnt buy them back -...27 SEP
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layout-o-matic
layout-o-matic solves all your layout needs. it doesnt allow much in the way of customization, but its pretty fun. theres...26 SEP
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first snowfall
while the first snowfall of the season is just a light dusting, it still counts. driving to work this...26 SEP
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distinctly recall
i distinctly recall that in the moments before i fell asleep last night i smelled a dirty diaper. which is...25 SEP
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permanent fund dividend to be
permanent fund dividend to be $1,107.56. which is cool in the i-didnt-earn-it sort of way, but very uncool in the...25 SEP
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i just remembered that i
i just remembered that i have an eye appointment at 5pm, and am really nervous. like first-day-of-school nervous. which is...24 SEP
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birthday sale
holy fuck. birthday sale. cheap-ass hosting. do it. now. the sale is over, but they are still a good host....23 SEP
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yesterday was the one year
yesterday was the one year memorial of my sisters death. this was a hard weekend for me, and has been...23 SEP
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there was a moment yesterday,
there was a moment yesterday, probably when all four wheels were definitely no longer touching the bottom of the lake,...21 SEP
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my loves
19 SEP
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upcoming.org is a collaborative event
upcoming.org is a collaborative event calendar by the wacky andy baio. all i need is for some fairbanks people to...19 SEP
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arrrr. but only half-heartedly.
arrrr. but only half-heartedly....19 SEP
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to b's coworker: when the
to b's coworker: when the phone rings at 6.30a (an hour before i even consider getting up), it is more...19 SEP
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fall trees
18 SEP
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BM_solid: a really poor choice
BM_solid: a really poor choice for a file name....17 SEP
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how to: by you where
how to: by you where content is provided by you, the home audience....17 SEP
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free 12 week course at
free 12 week course at westciv: html and xhtml for css. it looks like it will be pretty elementary stuff,...16 SEP
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saturday marked the start
saturday marked the start of the winter season with the first layer of frost. made me very happy to...15 SEP
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this online font browser is
this online font browser is very sweet and pretty fast. i wanted to say that its faster than any font...13 SEP
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today my brother, his wife,
today my brother, his wife, and i participated in the parade of homes - 11 different architectual/construction companies each open...13 SEP
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it is a song that
it is a song that has haunted my thoughts for years. it would come on the radio only when i...12 SEP
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i woke to my raidio
i woke to my raidio announcing Johnny Cash has died at 71. you can watch the video for his cover...12 SEP
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well we're movin' on up
well we're movin' on up to the east side to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky we're movin' on up...11 SEP
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midnight croquet.
midnight croquet....11 SEP
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a general announcement: im depressed.
a general announcement: im depressed. have been for a while, and will probably continue to be for a while. i...10 SEP
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im bored. b is having
im bored. b is having this smallville marathon party. im very grateful for this laptop and its nic card. its...09 SEP
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bala catfish are freshwater fish
bala catfish are freshwater fish that are community-minded and love sharing a tank with other community-minded fish. unless, of course,...09 SEP
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since you asked, 112
since you asked, 112 is for the number of carrots harvested from my tiny garden this weekend. a handfull...08 SEP
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112: saturdays magic number.
112: saturdays magic number....06 SEP
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note to self: with the
note to self: with the sun setting just after 9p now, 9p is not a good time to start a...05 SEP
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if you had to get
if you had to get them online, where would you buy anti-static bags?...05 SEP
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our steel mantle clock sits
our steel mantle clock sits on one of our system speakers in the corner of the living room slash office...05 SEP
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the powerful List-a-matic combines 15
the powerful List-a-matic combines 15 different css tweaks to unordered lists. i really like that all of these tweaks have...05 SEP
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i crawled out of bed
i crawled out of bed at 8.30a after a fun dream of screaming obscenitites at my father. and i think...05 SEP
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dear bloggers whose sites i
dear bloggers whose sites i love to read, i love you guys. group hug. love, Valette...04 SEP
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big idea productions (the makers
big idea productions (the makers of veggie tales and 321penguins) files for bankruptcy in plans to be bought out by...04 SEP
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shebang (!?).
shebang (!?)....04 SEP
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is it really that impressive
is it really that impressive that someone with boobs would know how to [a] find the oil dipstick and coolant...04 SEP
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dear bloggers whose sites i
dear bloggers whose sites i love to read, okay. people. bloggers. you have to make some actual posts to retain...03 SEP
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ive been looking all over
ive been looking all over the web for a cursive pixel font. the only reference i can find to one...03 SEP
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i just noticed that my
i just noticed that my mozilla isnt popping up screens at their propper size. and i think it started yesterday...03 SEP
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chicken rotolo with mushrooms is
chicken rotolo with mushrooms is just as yummy as it looks....02 SEP
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man, i am funny.
man, i am funny....02 SEP
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somewhere over the rainbow
somewhere over the rainbow is its own reflection. taken on 30aug at 8pm-ish....02 SEP
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the paper shredder in my
the paper shredder in my office sounds just like my moms ancient electric cheese grater. whenever someone puts more than...02 SEP
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cleaning out my email folders,
cleaning out my email folders, i stumbled upon this gem i sent to my brother last month. it had no...29 AUG
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if i was in a
if i was in a band (which i am, but if i were in a non-christian band...), i would totally...29 AUG
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one can only ignore
one can only ignore the changing of seasons for so long....29 AUG
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handy-dandy little tool: cmospwd will
handy-dandy little tool: cmospwd will attempt to discover the password placed on your bios. if that fails, you can use...29 AUG
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the lunch hour included being
the lunch hour included being hit on, a 15 minute conversation with my father, and yummy chicken salad sandwich. needless...29 AUG
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surely im not the only
surely im not the only person who bounces from this blog to that, spreading comments at will, and then immediately...28 AUG
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Simplicity and boredom are your
Simplicity and boredom are your theme in dress. in bed. bad cookie fortunes. [via]...28 AUG
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By registering their subjects in
By registering their subjects in an identical framework, with similar poses and a strictly observed dress code, Versluis and Uyttenbroek...28 AUG
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am in possibly the best
am in possibly the best mood ive been in for weeks. and it really feels faboo, dahhling. took a long...28 AUG
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japanese curry spilled on a
japanese curry spilled on a forearm looks suspiciously like baby poo....27 AUG
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word association thesaurus. cool.
word association thesaurus. cool....27 AUG
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by popular request, and for
by popular request, and for a short time only: the much praised letterhead on which i spent precious little time....27 AUG
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lying on the grass with
lying on the grass with long sleeves and a good book in the sun's last summer appearance while the dog...27 AUG
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i just creativically-vomited out a
i just creativically-vomited out a letterhead design for a local organization. it took me three hours, two of which were...26 AUG
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imbecilic prick.
imbecilic prick....26 AUG
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pompous bastard.
pompous bastard....26 AUG
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i had a three day
i had a three day weekend, one that wasnt planned until 7.40 monday morning when i found my husband and...26 AUG
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remove messenger from windows xp.
remove messenger from windows xp. worked perfectly for me....22 AUG
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when fatboy slim's weapon of
when fatboy slim's weapon of choice video came out starring christopher walken, i became completely addicted to it. even today,...22 AUG
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i got nothin. only artsy-fartsy
i got nothin. only artsy-fartsy pictures....22 AUG
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i love those ruffled plastic
i love those ruffled plastic pants that go over a babys diaper, or the tights with the butt ruffles. now,...21 AUG
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white mascara causes the
white mascara causes the top lashes to chemically bond to the lower lashes such that one cannot open her...21 AUG
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the gashlycrumb tinies detail twenty-six
the gashlycrumb tinies detail twenty-six wonderful ways for children to die. by the wonderful edward gorey. if you havent seen...21 AUG
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eight new garden photos. and
eight new garden photos. and three more of lacey....20 AUG
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be sure to wear
be sure to wear some flowers in your hair....20 AUG
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potpourri. and not the stinky,
potpourri. and not the stinky, burny kind. blogstakes: a sweepstakes where you dont have to sell your soul and a...20 AUG
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the gender genie can, using
the gender genie can, using highly complicated algorithms, determine if the author of a certain passage is male or female....19 AUG
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a fax: my mom is
a fax: my mom is cooler than your mom....19 AUG
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something beautiful
my new exploding dog book just came in the mail today: wish for something better. it was an impulse buy...19 AUG
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i think i may have
i think i may have fixed the camera. *crosses fingers*...19 AUG
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what is it with the
what is it with the recent amount of people (or one who is quite determined) searching for "Kobe Bryent Rape...18 AUG
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a pair of pliers and
a pair of pliers and a blowtorch meet in her aspect and her eyes: the following statement is true fax...18 AUG
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works digital camera is on
works digital camera is on the fritz. im hoping that whoever took it to the retreat this past weekend didng...18 AUG
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the uniform of today: maroon
the uniform of today: maroon shirt, khaki bottom, brown shoes. what i want to know is how three of us...18 AUG
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subsiding stomach aches. hear me
subsiding stomach aches. hear me out. a plate of pasta the size of texas. free movie tickets. cursed pirates. smokey...18 AUG
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i cant have a
i cant have a bath without candles....15 AUG
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fact: you know as well
fact: you know as well as i do that its private property even though the parking lot is always empty...15 AUG
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i spent the evening trying
i spent the evening trying to ignore the pain. so i ran a few errands, thinned my garden some, made...15 AUG
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right. so. this power outage
right. so. this power outage thing. the outage area is comparable to about the size of... oh... a third of...14 AUG
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kiwi
mmmm. kiwi....14 AUG
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some hostile takeover happened about
some hostile takeover happened about an hour ago on blogshares that affected a bunch of my shares. but hey -...14 AUG
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my right submandibul gland is
my right submandibul gland is swollen this morning. its making me feel whiney....13 AUG
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bookmarklet reference of the gods.
bookmarklet reference of the gods. mostly as a bookmark for myself and the numerous computers i inhabit. but woe to...13 AUG
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fractals are finally introduced to
fractals are finally introduced to millions of colors. and eyes worldwide breathe a sign of relief....12 AUG
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on friday the band played
on friday the band played at the tanana valley state fair. it was a beautifully sunny day tacked onto a...11 AUG
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psst. four more puppy photos.
psst. four more puppy photos. five more garden photos....11 AUG
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another one bites the dust
we bit the bullet and, on friday, got cable modem hooked up. schpankin....11 AUG
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every preteen girl and every
every preteen girl and every post-pubescent male needs to see before and after digitally retouched photographs. models do not look...10 AUG
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sometimes
sometimes i think it's a shame when i get feeling better when i'm feeling no pain...10 AUG
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well let me tell you
well let me tell you about the way she looked the way she acted, the color of her hair her...08 AUG
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4.10am. woke to the sound
4.10am. woke to the sound of wretching, amplified. bolted up in time to see lacey step out of her kennel...07 AUG
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an aaa study finds that
an aaa study finds that eating and listening to music are more dangerous than talking on a cell phone while...06 AUG
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Other designer:You suck, but that's
Other designer:You suck, but that's a given.Damn you and your "skillz."-- work-related haikus...06 AUG
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for two summers in my
for two summers in my high school years i worked for the alaska marine highway system (the alaska ferry system)...06 AUG
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when one has a listing
when one has a listing of recent comments on the sidebar of ones blog, one must be careful what one...05 AUG
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95.16 is the magic number
95.16 is the magic number i need to ditch stuff off my server....05 AUG
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yesterday i got this totally
yesterday i got this totally wonderful vanilla hand lotion from gina because im super special and wonderful and she wants...05 AUG
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im seriously considering clipping my
im seriously considering clipping my toenail. perhaps inappropriate for the workplace. for the receptionist. but still. theyre super long. a...05 AUG
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signups opened last night for
signups opened last night for TypePad. it looks like they give you a 30 day free trial of the service,...05 AUG
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google has announced that they
google has announced that they now include the capabilities to search for synonyms by using the twiddle: ~. great for...04 AUG
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ive gone and corrupted another
ive gone and corrupted another human being. my brother now has a blog to call his own. but all he...04 AUG
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a girl has got to have shoes
im wearing the white strappy sandals i wore (in december, no less) the day of my wedding. i havent wore...04 AUG
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at long last, typepad bans
at long last, typepad bans its secret handshake and opens itself up to the world. im not going to sign...02 AUG
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rabbit rabbit. that sleepy un-intelligible
rabbit rabbit. that sleepy un-intelligible goodbye i gave to B this morning doesnt count....01 AUG
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twenty-six
new album: 26 things. a july scavenger hunt by sh1ft.org. i am submission #97. that was too fun. must do...31 JUL
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boss-man took my digital camera
boss-man took my digital camera to wasilla for the weekend. its completely unfair that he took it just like that....31 JUL
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this is the story all
this is the story all about how my life got flipped upside down id like to take a minute -...31 JUL
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its great when, the day
its great when, the day after a server switch, no one notices any change or difference with the network. which...31 JUL
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a bit shaggy, but still
a bit shaggy, but still a face anyone can love....30 JUL
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on the second third day
on the second third day of christmas, my TypePad gave to me... photo albums! yay! these photo albums have to...30 JUL
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there are server problems. so
there are server problems. so expect the site to play hide and seek all day. bugger....30 JUL
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i just found out that
i just found out that once again, as a direct result of boss-man's procrastination, i will have to stay in...30 JUL
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everyone could use a little
everyone could use a little anti-comic sans propaganda. a cause worth supporting. comic sans is not an appropriate typeface for...29 JUL
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today has been brought to
today has been brought to you by......28 JUL
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i went to a dance
i went to a dance just the other night i met a girl there she was out of sight i...28 JUL
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anyone interested in seeing more
anyone interested in seeing more information about TypePad (of which i am a beta-tester), those six apart people are releasing...28 JUL
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bleurgh
bleurgh...28 JUL
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ive got a monster headache,
ive got a monster headache, gobs of chorse to do around the apartment, and a movie to look forward to....26 JUL
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why oh why put a
why oh why put a shortcut key that closes the program (without a warning of any kind) right next to...25 JUL
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i have a few default
i have a few default programs i work with nearly every day. when i start up my computer at work...24 JUL
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css heart. spiffy. click in
css heart. spiffy. click in the black space below the heart for more info....24 JUL
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my bathroom smelled like beef
my bathroom smelled like beef stew this morning....24 JUL
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i just realized that
i just realized that my bookmarks toolbar probably makes zero sense to anyone but me....23 JUL
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there were original fried chicken.
there were original fried chicken. and crispy fried chicken. spicy fried chicken. fried chicken strips. fried chicken burgers. i ended...23 JUL
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when a staff memeber has
when a staff memeber has a birthday, the office takes them to the restaurant of their choice for lunch. these...23 JUL
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a sharp intake is when
a sharp intake is when that song plays on the radio that makes me breathe in deeply and sharply and...22 JUL
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Steveo has posted the 1000th
Steveo has posted the 1000th comment on the site. wow. this feels like it calls for some sort of celebration...22 JUL
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i am increasingly annoyed with
i am increasingly annoyed with people today. with this one for their gramatical editing nuances. with that one for their...22 JUL
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i finally saw the animatrix
i finally saw the animatrix last night and found it to be brilliant and depressing. i was going to write...21 JUL
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every part of him
... every part of him screaming for release, Harry felt the creature use him again... out-of-context innuendo is often the...21 JUL
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i have less snot than
i have less snot than yesterday. this is a big improvement of which we are very proud. but i still...19 JUL
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im so dizzy that if
im so dizzy that if i didnt live three minutes away i would have Boss-Man drive me. screw you guys....18 JUL
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last night
7:00 leave work and get home 7:30 complain to husband about staying at work late and how nothing worked like...18 JUL
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my friend beth has been
my friend beth has been in washington for three months now; her flight comes in either tonight at 1am or...17 JUL
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engrish monkey mazes are harder
engrish monkey mazes are harder than they look....17 JUL
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echinacea tea is not yummy.
echinacea tea is not yummy....17 JUL
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anyone?
am looking for a volunteer (or two) with access to mac os9 or osX to view a site for me....16 JUL
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sisqo's thong song + purple
sisqo's thong song + purple sumo hippo = kozo [via]...15 JUL
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awholelotta mt
matt haughey has come up with a great article on extending movabletypes functionability. its a pretty good read if you...15 JUL
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sleep deprivation 101
i go through distinct stages of sleepiness. phase 1, philosophical: i can hold deep conversations on profound topics and amaze...15 JUL
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say it.... saaay it...
squash patch: impossible to say seven times fast squashpatcha: new martial art; kin to the art of heiyachow...14 JUL
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sunset
sunset: saturday 10pm at a playground on the chena river sunset: sunday 1am at the soccer fields...14 JUL
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Trogdor
burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people in the thatched-roof cottages, Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiight! [via]...12 JUL
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again ive been seriously considering
again ive been seriously considering taking part in the blogathon. i think of all the charities that do good things...11 JUL
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so as to not leave
so as to not leave the weekend on such a depressing note, i would encourage everyone to make a pillow...11 JUL
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we were not far into
we were not far into fievel goes west when i had (mistakenly) thought about john candy doing the voice of...11 JUL
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dump it
some stuff, y'know? sideblog is a neat little application similar to blogrolling that lets you add a sidebar link-lovefest without...10 JUL
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so
so whats the deal? i get back from my long weekend and everyone has run away?...09 JUL
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gravity-defying game of ping pong
gravity-defying game of ping pong sans CGI. how do they do it? (hint: the poor quality and stage color hides...09 JUL
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road trip
i just got up a photo album of our road trip to the arctic circle on monday. it explains the...09 JUL
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the Great Flip-Flop Search
the Great Flip-Flop Search of '03 is finished, thanks to the coolness of beaver sports....09 JUL
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i jumped out of bed
i jumped out of bed at 8.22a and was at work by 8.30a. the office is supposed to open at...09 JUL
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2.30 and my eyes are
2.30 and my eyes are finally getting a bit swimmy-droopy. work is not going to be much fun....09 JUL
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when ive got something to
when ive got something to post, i now need to decide if i put it here or there. and when...09 JUL
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that TypePad's so hot right
that TypePad's so hot right now. and im a beta tester. ill prettify it up some tomorrow....08 JUL
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im still around. but on
im still around. but on vacation. so not very tied to a computer. like i am at work, you see....07 JUL
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charlies angels full throttle: a
charlies angels full throttle: a whole lotta ass and way too much bernie mac....05 JUL
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the air carries smells of
the air carries smells of summer this afternoon. charcoal, simmering hot dogs, watermelon, cherry popsicles, cut grass. i need to...04 JUL
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claustro much?
when i was younger, my father would 'tickle torture' us kids by holding us down on the floor, sitting on...03 JUL
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in bed
a fun game that makes any chinese dining experience turn into a pre-teen slumber party jamboree: The In Bed Game....03 JUL
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eleven twelve
who doesnt remember that great sesame street pinball counting song? its been in my head all day. onetwothree four five...03 JUL
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i happened to mention to
i happened to mention to my supervisor the whole wanting-to-take-time-off-but-cant thing, who happened to mention it to Boss Man just...03 JUL
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nasa scientists exposed spiders to
nasa scientists exposed spiders to different mood-altering drugs and documented the drugs effect on the webs. "...the more toxic the...02 JUL
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anyone who is anyone has
anyone who is anyone has been reading my pointless dribble for any time will probably know how addicted i am...02 JUL
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here is a music review
here is a music review site that hates anything and everything, even if it doesnt know the artist. Hmm, you've...02 JUL
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b gets next monday and
b gets next monday and tuesday off, making for a nice 5 day weekend. two seconds before i requested the...01 JUL
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im afraid that im not
im afraid that im not sure of a love there is no cure for...30 JUN
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sunday events were governed by
sunday events were governed by one and only one criterion: which buildings had air conditioning. this is alaska. -50°F we...30 JUN
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what a sadistic bastard. im
what a sadistic bastard. im jealous i never thought of it. and surprised none of my siblings did, either. [via]...27 JUN
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you can do it
your assignment for the weekend: ask a stranger (preferably a senior citizen) the color of their unmentionables. DO NOT GIGGLE...27 JUN
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my cd-rw at work went
my cd-rw at work went into nervous-breakdown-mode and then died. it was awful to witness. all that commotion and ruccus...27 JUN
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well?
well?...26 JUN
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mostly because im now using
mostly because im now using a tabbed browser for the majority of my online experience, but slightly for usability purposes,...25 JUN
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lacey pictures
25 JUN
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if you are going to
if you are going to continue to not ask me (the office IT department) about problems with your computer, and...24 JUN
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to whom it may concern:
to whom it may concern: with The Great Flip-Flop Search of '03, i believe i have found the winning pair...24 JUN
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when you call up a
when you call up a place of business, do everybody a favor and identify yourself. tell the receptionist, 'This is...24 JUN
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i cannot believe that i
i cannot believe that i am going to have to resort to buying flip-flops online. no store in this tundra-ridden...23 JUN
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of books and oprah
im embarrassed to admit (though that has never stopped me before) that i have been inexplicably drawn to the oprah's...23 JUN
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right now i want to
right now i want to be creative with color and shapes and stuff. but im not up for installing photoshop,...23 JUN
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golly gee. there sure is
golly gee. there sure is nothing like a depressive, lonely, insomniatic night filled with tears and an itching inner ear....23 JUN
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these arent your childhood barbies.
these arent your childhood barbies. though they do look similar to a few one of my second grade friends had....22 JUN
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my blogging started two years
my blogging started two years ago today with a bit of insomnia and and a disturbing flash cartoon involving a...20 JUN
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last chance
ive already gotten a few suckers takers for the cd im assembling here soon. today (and ill be pretty flexible)...20 JUN
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ive got a lovely bunch
ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts (dee-el ee dee dee)...19 JUN
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a word for today from
a word for today from klondike.kate: sinecure - a position or office that requires little or no work but provides...18 JUN
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act now!
this week! this week only! no money down! no payments 'till spring! no payments in spring! no payments in summer!...17 JUN
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if you happened to be
if you happened to be in fairbanks on sunday, and if you happened to be in fred meyer west, and...17 JUN
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i wish in windows i
i wish in windows i could be able to rearrange the items on my taskbar without having to close and...16 JUN
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the band played at the
the band played at the santa claus house in north pole on saturday. stressful because: (a) the stage (aka flat-bed...16 JUN
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my compulsion for post-it doodling
my compulsion for post-it doodling is reflected accurately at mathieu sylvain's post-it gallery. ill probably submit a few things, but...16 JUN
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one
one...13 JUN
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happy graduation day, dear shigatsu.
happy graduation day, dear shigatsu....13 JUN
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why is it that when
why is it that when men gain weight their tummy gets bigger and remains smooth, but when women gain weight...12 JUN
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as of last weekend, i
as of last weekend, i have:3 inch peas 1 inch carrots teeny heads of leaf lettuce oregano stubble and contributed...11 JUN
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your procrastination is not my
your procrastination is not my emergency. can you get that through your thick-skulled me-me-me pea-brain? i dont care that Super...11 JUN
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with a vengence
over the weekend my host upgraded php on my server which inadvertently removed my ownership over a few select directories...10 JUN
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today wander-lust shut down. i
today wander-lust shut down. i loved that little button. it brought me sites that i would otherwise never find: some...06 JUN
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its all about the cheesy
its all about the cheesy creamy creamy cheese (flash; foul-mouthed squirrel; goth in skivvies; nsfw) over at ill will press....06 JUN
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and because i know yall
and because i know yall want to see another picture of my dog:...05 JUN
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because steve rode in on
because steve rode in on his css white horse last night and saved this distressed damsel from the nasty mean...05 JUN
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an offensive term for the
an offensive term for the female genitalia becomes increasingly less offensive while reading an enhaustive etymology and cultural history. its...05 JUN
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im bored as butt. too
im bored as butt. too bad i cant get the help im needing. until that time (which may or may...04 JUN
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i dont sign the back
i dont sign the back of my debit or credit cards; instead, i write "Please See ID." can you guess...04 JUN
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something else entirely.
something else entirely....04 JUN
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im serious about needing the
im serious about needing the help, people....04 JUN
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im betting there is someone
im betting there is someone out there who wants to help me with that wonderful age old browser question: "why...03 JUN
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all right. who took my
all right. who took my stack of lime green stickys? addendum: i found it. and all is well in whoville....03 JUN
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thats it
the next person to ask me why their .p65 or .pmd file wont open properly in wordperfect will have their...02 JUN
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nothing makes you feel oh-so-girly
nothing makes you feel oh-so-girly like a french pedicure....02 JUN
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the band is playing at
the band is playing at the Collegetown Coffeeshop tonight around 6. all you punks are invited....01 JUN
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we discovered a gravel-pit-turned-lake five
we discovered a gravel-pit-turned-lake five minutes from my apartment that is apparently dedicated to fully-cothed males, bikini-clad females, and oodles...31 MAY
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inspired by damon, i present:
inspired by damon, i present: drowning in a vat of rancid watermelon pulp thank you....30 MAY
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dont say i didnt warn
dont say i didnt warn you. at least i feel a little better....30 MAY
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money
money cannot buy a dog deciding your breasts make the perfect ledge on which to sleep or the ability to...30 MAY
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this or that
this or that silence or do you like background sound? background sound, definitely. white noise at the very least. bathe/shower...30 MAY
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one word: stamp i tried
one word: stamp i tried collecting stamps once when i had a new zeland pen pal. she sent me 10...30 MAY
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monday mission
a bit from the monday mission. whats the worst thing about mondays? waking up. do you believe in soul mates?...30 MAY
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2003
a spam-header suggestion from the
a spam-header suggestion from the tuesday too “Improve your health today” - “a small d i c k is not...30 MAY
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thursday threesome
thursday threesome. is there any one slang word that you find more annoying than others? theyre all pretty annoying when...30 MAY
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weekly wrap-up
friday five sucks donkey dick. so. weekly wrap-up. do you like summer? i love it in that its not winter...30 MAY
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you know.... his fahza.
you know.... his fahza....30 MAY
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