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stop

stop trying to impress. must not get hopes up. im trying too hard. this is too stressful....
31 DEC
2003

new layout

new year, new layout....
31 DEC
2003

anniversary highlights

highlights from our romantic anniversary evening include: discovering 99 is the maximum number of lives allowed in super mario 3...
31 DEC
2003

design fasion trends

2003 web design fashion trends in review: background images, unordered lists, and css, oh my!...
31 DEC
2003

spongebob trailer

oh, and: spongebob squarepants trailer...
30 DEC
2003

sick

it started last night with a buzzing behind my eyeballs. at first i attributed it to the kinda spicy turkey...
30 DEC
2003

pajama pants

spending the past 4.5 days in my husbands pajama pants makes for a rough transition back to Proper Christian Work...
29 DEC
2003

wasted

what a depression-filled, wasted saturday....
27 DEC
2003

grazing throug the holidays

yesterday was perhaps the weirdest christmas day i have ever experienced, but only because it never really felt like christmas....
26 DEC
2003

holiday shopping

for a gallon of milk and some cool whip: 20 minutes in The Line To Enter Grocery Store Parking Lot.15...
24 DEC
2003

diet change

for those concerned, the appointment with the vet went very well. apparently, schnauzers are prone to gastro-intestinal problems. laceys stems,...
24 DEC
2003

get happy

more is a beautifully animated short film that is depressing as all get out. which means you have to...
24 DEC
2003

dear betty crocker

Dear Betty Crocker, You have always been so good to me. I have trusted you for years. Why have you...
24 DEC
2003

ball droppings

ball droppings is a fun excercise (work threshold: low) in physics and music. plus its pretty and a kind of...
23 DEC
2003

all mupets, all the time

kermitage.com: all about the muppet show! it includes an eopisode guide and a very thorough character list. do you remember...
23 DEC
2003

fives

merlin's lists of five things is very fun. it could easily turn into a meme, but i like it as...
22 DEC
2003

its pat

the hubbys place of employment treated everyone to a wonderfully expensive dinner this weekend at the turtle club - a...
22 DEC
2003

grumpy

my hip hurts like i slept all night on the floor, and my knee feels all swolen. its like my...
22 DEC
2003

15 months

even after 15 months, my heart still stops when i see the calendar pointing to the 22nd....
22 DEC
2003

monkeys make it better

johnny cash's desperado - but with monkeys not as funny as one might expect...
19 DEC
2003

classical gas

xerox customer support hold music consists of every version ever made of Classical Gas. its a good song, but gets...
19 DEC
2003

pain

while salt scrubs are one of the best bath/shower goodies around, it probably isnt a good idea to use one...
19 DEC
2003

hee

liquidating our assets. (high giggle factor)...
18 DEC
2003

harf

the sound of the dog harfing is not an ideal way to wake up. neither is rolling over and swiping...
18 DEC
2003

evil master genious

oh yeah....
17 DEC
2003

the things i remember

its pretty sad, i know, but apparently i have our xerox copiers serial number memorized....
17 DEC
2003

nightmares

yeah, i think giving children nightmares is the best way to get a point across. [via]...
17 DEC
2003

nice guy

while i hate being on the phone with customer service for three hour conversations that resolve absolutely nothing, at least...
16 DEC
2003

monday woes

troubleshoot. troubleshoot. troubleshoot. attempt. attempt. attempt. failure. failure. failure. depression. hows your monday been?...
15 DEC
2003

synergy

synergy for me to look at after lunch...
15 DEC
2003

right

right, then....
12 DEC
2003

bidding

hmmm.... maybe two weeks before christmas isnt really the best time to be bidding on ebay items....
11 DEC
2003

hinged

rarely closed....
11 DEC
2003

wishes

i wish i excercised more. no, i wished i liked excercise more. then id do it more. no, i wish...
11 DEC
2003

bot-valette

bot-valette (otherwise known as "me") posted a story on my blog of auto-generated goodness about a lady who locked her...
11 DEC
2003

knock damnit

no one in this office understands a closed office door. it truly confuses each individual with whom i work; and...
11 DEC
2003

horny

what would prompt someone to wear a bunch of bicycle horns on his body and play music with them? it...
11 DEC
2003

casio ex-z4

i have found the camera that shall be mine. but i want the casio ex-z4 model, not the ex-z4u. the...
10 DEC
2003

fannys your aunt

not one soul in my office has heard the phrase, bob's your uncle. and not to even mention fanny's your...
10 DEC
2003

r. robot

On The Late Show, Valette engaged in outrageously distasteful duplicity that most Americans found shocking. featured in r. robot. another...
10 DEC
2003

automated blog

ive got a new blog. the best part, the absolutely best part, is that i dont have to do a...
10 DEC
2003

home alone

after a quick errand before dinner turned into a 2.5 hour trek through every corner of the city, and after...
09 DEC
2003

christmas

if you were my husbands parents, what would you like for christmas?...
09 DEC
2003

birthday steve

its steve's birthday today! happy birthday!...
08 DEC
2003

rather be

id rather be in a hot tub at chena hot springs than sitting in my office with its dreary light...
08 DEC
2003

personalization

i forgot how good it feels to get back to a workstation of my own. after working with a 'temporary...
08 DEC
2003

just a car

it was the best car i ever owned. the first car we ever paid more than $2000 for. the first...
05 DEC
2003

snowglobe

shake it up with this fun flash snowglobe. if you let it sit for a little bit, the people do...
05 DEC
2003

feel like an idiot

how to not feel like an idiot, #54: when the keys wont come out of the ignition, when the car...
04 DEC
2003

potpourri

im wearing cool green wool socks that clash with my cool green top. while not bothered by the clashing (they...
03 DEC
2003

typepad

i cancelled my Type Pad account just a few minutes ago at the last possible second of my free trial...
02 DEC
2003

LFHCrfS

"The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS) is a club for scientists who have, or believe they have, luxuriant...
02 DEC
2003

the car

its totaled. i loved that car....
02 DEC
2003

picasso

take a load off of your horrid tuesday morning with mr. picasso head. much fun....
02 DEC
2003

kersmash

kersmash....
01 DEC
2003

go away

i know this will probably come as a big ole frickin shock to you, but a closed office door with...
01 DEC
2003

virtual drum set

virtual drum set....
30 NOV
2003

peanut butter balls

dont hate me because of my peanut butter balls....
28 NOV
2003

cheap socks

im ashamed to say that i became one of them today. the swarming post-turkey-day masses. and all for cheep socks....
28 NOV
2003

ready for bed

the Rolls That Would Not Rise have been eaten anyway. the chocolate covered peanut butter balls have been devoured. the...
27 NOV
2003

sun dog

sun dog and halo picture taken today at 1.30p. i also got good pictures of the left side and...
26 NOV
2003

inaugural speeches

A few people with a lot of bad ideas have nearly destroyed the vast cultural heritage of the Reagan years,...
26 NOV
2003

too much spirit

i think the holiday spirit has just stepped over the line....
26 NOV
2003

good freezer

at eight degrees above zero, ones vehicle makes a pretty good freezer and an awful refrigerator. fresh vegetables should not...
25 NOV
2003

pictures

a bit of what fairbanks has been like for the past week or so: how to survive harsh winters: nap...
25 NOV
2003

stream it

my shoulders kind of hurt. they have hurt for a while now, and b keeps promising to rub some icy...
25 NOV
2003

they all go out

this morning has consisted of the staff running in cirles around me asking "are we there yet?" while i systematically...
25 NOV
2003

erotica

flower erotica is a good thing....
24 NOV
2003

145

145. rah. [via]...
23 NOV
2003

60 degree change

since i live in alaska and all, and since people are often amazed and scared at the weather we get...
21 NOV
2003

schfifty five

schwenty-one... schwenty-seven and a heif... schfifty-five. faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss...
20 NOV
2003

fix-ed

i got the silly thing fixed. yay for the mt support forums....
20 NOV
2003

imminent death

negative six degrees (F) is a whole lot warmer than negative thirty. i like that the decision to wear a...
18 NOV
2003

afternoon slump

surely im not the only one who hits a 3pm slump where the top of the desk looks oh-so-comfy and...
18 NOV
2003

missing in action

ive lost it. it being a word too often up for interpretation. not meaning my mind, in this particular instance,...
18 NOV
2003

mama cass

And everybody's gettin' fat except......
17 NOV
2003

inaccurate on... uh... purpose

I think this clearly shows Canada's nefarious plans for invading and annexing Alaska, no doubt for it's sweet, sweet...
15 NOV
2003

sing it for you

let them sing it for you. there are a lot of words not in the database, but adding words is...
14 NOV
2003

today

am swamped at work. thank goodness its the weekend when tonight is over. i moved my today blog from TypePad...
14 NOV
2003

neutralized

i am (surprisingly) feeling much, much better. air is able to pass through both nostrils. sinus-acid has apparently been neutralized....
13 NOV
2003

sinus acid

i think my eyes are being liquefied. probably by the acid in my sinuses. then it drips out of my...
13 NOV
2003

plans to be sick

disney cartoons and stupid green couch, here i come....
12 NOV
2003

drip drip

it feels like i have been wiping my nose with a cheese grater. my water-like snot will not cease dripping,...
12 NOV
2003

sick

am home sick today. feh....
10 NOV
2003

revolutions

just saw matrix revolutions. loved it. still have a few questions, but thats okay....
08 NOV
2003

one thousand

on my way to post something about how bored i am and how im glad i get to leave for...
07 NOV
2003

caught up

i just caught up on entering all of my dreams. a month behind no longer. there were only nine dreams...
07 NOV
2003

chewy flavor

its great snowball weather outside. the dog is amazed that ice cubes now come in 'chewy.' and me without a...
06 NOV
2003

interpreting avatars

buttafly guide to interpreting friendster* photos *or bulletin board, IM, blog, or any kind of online profile...
06 NOV
2003

road conditions

the incredibly sad thing about living so close to the office is that i cant use road conditions as an...
06 NOV
2003

men make dinner

if today really is men make dinner day, then i can look forward to one of the following tonight: kraft...
06 NOV
2003

snark

countdown until a plethora of matrix revolutions reviews start clogging up the blogoshpere (yes, i just said blogosphere). 5...4...3......
05 NOV
2003

asap

this morning i have 11 items on my Needs to Be Done You Lazy Pile Of Poop list, 5 of...
05 NOV
2003

wtf, mate?

so everyones dead except for austrailia, and theyre like, 'wtf, mate?' end of the world (quite a bit of profanity)....
04 NOV
2003

hm

i just had the opportunity to completely goof off from work by stopping at some extra places while out doing...
04 NOV
2003

puppy prozac

the dog is depressed. she doesnt play with her toys or bother us to entertain her. instead, she lays on...
04 NOV
2003

homer pictures

i wasnt able to take the office camera on my trip south - i think someone definitely would have missed...
03 NOV
2003

in the know

for those that dont know: old engine oil is black. new engine oil is a clear yellow-ish color. therefore, if...
03 NOV
2003

homer

homer: afternoon napsreading in the afternoon sunshinecoffee and catching up on old high school gossip with an old friendbeing asked...
03 NOV
2003

a message from management

24 OCT
2003

icy snow

the weather has been weird the past few days. theres a thin layer of icy-snow stuff clinging to all of...
23 OCT
2003

nervous

im so nervous its not even funny anymore....
23 OCT
2003

apparently

rated R movies are the only ones worth watching because they have better action. being 'normal' means being able to...
23 OCT
2003

randonly generated

random generated goodness. May 62 funkedified dead baboons explode pennies while performing a drive-by-shooting on your mother.--arabian random insult generator....
22 OCT
2003

syrup

because the office kitchen smells like an entire bottle of super-sweet cough syrup was spilled and fermented for a day...
22 OCT
2003

haircut

okay, no more putting this off. the dog gets her tranquilizer pill, ill make myself an almond rocca mocha, and...
21 OCT
2003

frozen cherries

no denying it any more. winter is here....
21 OCT
2003

sigh

le sigh....
20 OCT
2003

suicide

my computer decided to commit suicide this weekend, most likely due to separation anxiety. i knew i should have stopped...
20 OCT
2003

let your senses guide you

close your eyes. let your senses guide you. [via]...
17 OCT
2003

buh bye

i had lots of cool links to share today, each one proudly holding its place as a Tab To Remain...
17 OCT
2003

russians

the russians are coming. the russians are coming. the russians are coming!...
17 OCT
2003

its a hooker

- How can you die from a fall of a whopping 3 inches?- He's only an inch tall. He's a...
16 OCT
2003

buffalo

i was on my way to the store and the traffic was awful - worse than i have ever seen...
15 OCT
2003

commute

i could so do this job. think they would pay for my daily commute?...
15 OCT
2003

adoption

i inherited this sad root-bound philodendron and put it into a nice big pot. i hope its happier....
14 OCT
2003

6 degrees

6 degrees of amazon.com. connect any two items sold on amazon by using the 'other people also bought...' links. currently...
14 OCT
2003

on addiction

Addiction is many things to many people. It wears many masks and comes in many forms. But it always has...
14 OCT
2003

floatutorial

css floats are probably the most difficult css thing for me to grasp right now. floatutorial to the rescue! huzzah!...
14 OCT
2003

anonymous confessions

I chopped off my hamster's head and put it in the stew pot when my mom wasn't looking, and no...
14 OCT
2003

logical

the box of teabags is definitely the most logical place to store the toenail clippers. also: perhaps the reason that...
14 OCT
2003

fuzzy thong slippers

terry cloth thong slippers! fuzzy slippers! that will keep my feet cool and happy! woo!...
13 OCT
2003

linklog collections

as a bookmark for myself: low threshold links, aka, linklog thingies....
13 OCT
2003

supid dreams

and the birds would laugh at me and talk behind my back.-- stupid dreams, by sam brown...
13 OCT
2003

introducing

so i went and got myself another domain. that makes 3 now, if anyone is counting. but i can stop...
10 OCT
2003

sherbet

my love turns 23 today. hence the cake. and the sherbet. what sherbet? you ask....
09 OCT
2003

mom's goofy cake

while you might be thinking that it be entirely possible for someone - say, me - to run home and...
09 OCT
2003

duplication

anyone ever notice how it looks all perfect and buh-yootiful in photoshop and then as soon as it is duplicated...
08 OCT
2003

15 dots

...a framework for retrieving and visualizing biologically and psychologically relevant information from biological motion patterns. it is amazing how 15...
08 OCT
2003

sniiiif

08 OCT
2003

difference

is there really a difference between sorbets and sherbets?...
07 OCT
2003

open for business

Type Pad is now officially open for business. i still have some discount codes that will be available only through...
07 OCT
2003

magazine paragraphs

magazine paragraphs mimicked with css. way cool, but appeals not to the lazy butt within. all the extra ids and...
06 OCT
2003

accept no substitutes

note to self: your husbands sister will never be a substitute for what you had with melissa. she is a...
05 OCT
2003

come a little bit closer

and as i rode away i could hear her say to jose......
04 OCT
2003

new shades

new shades. expensive, prescription shades. i forgot mine in the rental car when damon and i went to homer...
03 OCT
2003

killing for dummies

i havent had any spamming going on in my comments since i started this site. heck, my brother has gotten...
03 OCT
2003

russian prison tattoos

barbed wire tattooed across the forehead signifies a sentence of life imprisonment without possibility of parole. russian prison tattos. simple,...
02 OCT
2003

bing

*bing!* (what is, the sound of the css lightbulb finally clicking on?)...
02 OCT
2003

linklog idea

maybe with the next redesign (whenever will that happen?) ill include some fancy linklog like everyone else is doing. until...
02 OCT
2003

post-apocalyptical glow

sunrise this morning cast an orangish post-apocalyptical glow on the clouds and buildings. creepy. and my pictures didnt turn out...
02 OCT
2003

fuckzilla

The Ledgend of Fuckzilla -or- how we made melissa proud...
01 OCT
2003

free analyzer

can anyone suggest a great (free, preferably) log analyzer?...
01 OCT
2003

potpourri. the yummy kind.

sql scares me. and will continue to scare me until i just jump in. its an unusually warm day today....
01 OCT
2003

gratutious

gratuitous photo of myself. just for you....
30 SEP
2003

only bad thing

the only bad thing about a convex monitor mirror is learning to look into it....
30 SEP
2003

textbooks

ive got some textbooks that i really want to get rid of. my campus bookstore wouldnt buy them back -...
27 SEP
2003

layout-o-matic

layout-o-matic solves all your layout needs. it doesnt allow much in the way of customization, but its pretty fun. theres...
26 SEP
2003

first snowfall

while the first snowfall of the season is just a light dusting, it still counts. driving to work this...
26 SEP
2003

distinctly recall

i distinctly recall that in the moments before i fell asleep last night i smelled a dirty diaper. which is...
25 SEP
2003

permanent fund dividend to be

permanent fund dividend to be $1,107.56. which is cool in the i-didnt-earn-it sort of way, but very uncool in the...
25 SEP
2003

i just remembered that i

i just remembered that i have an eye appointment at 5pm, and am really nervous. like first-day-of-school nervous. which is...
24 SEP
2003

birthday sale

holy fuck. birthday sale. cheap-ass hosting. do it. now. the sale is over, but they are still a good host....
23 SEP
2003

yesterday was the one year

yesterday was the one year memorial of my sisters death. this was a hard weekend for me, and has been...
23 SEP
2003

there was a moment yesterday,

there was a moment yesterday, probably when all four wheels were definitely no longer touching the bottom of the lake,...
21 SEP
2003

my loves

19 SEP
2003

upcoming.org is a collaborative event

upcoming.org is a collaborative event calendar by the wacky andy baio. all i need is for some fairbanks people to...
19 SEP
2003

arrrr. but only half-heartedly.

arrrr. but only half-heartedly....
19 SEP
2003

to b's coworker: when the

to b's coworker: when the phone rings at 6.30a (an hour before i even consider getting up), it is more...
19 SEP
2003

fall trees

18 SEP
2003

BM_solid: a really poor choice

BM_solid: a really poor choice for a file name....
17 SEP
2003

how to: by you where

how to: by you where content is provided by you, the home audience....
17 SEP
2003

free 12 week course at

free 12 week course at westciv: html and xhtml for css. it looks like it will be pretty elementary stuff,...
16 SEP
2003

saturday marked the start

saturday marked the start of the winter season with the first layer of frost. made me very happy to...
15 SEP
2003

this online font browser is

this online font browser is very sweet and pretty fast. i wanted to say that its faster than any font...
13 SEP
2003

today my brother, his wife,

today my brother, his wife, and i participated in the parade of homes - 11 different architectual/construction companies each open...
13 SEP
2003

it is a song that

it is a song that has haunted my thoughts for years. it would come on the radio only when i...
12 SEP
2003

i woke to my raidio

i woke to my raidio announcing Johnny Cash has died at 71. you can watch the video for his cover...
12 SEP
2003

well we're movin' on up

well we're movin' on up to the east side to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky we're movin' on up...
11 SEP
2003

midnight croquet.

midnight croquet....
11 SEP
2003

a general announcement: im depressed.

a general announcement: im depressed. have been for a while, and will probably continue to be for a while. i...
10 SEP
2003

im bored. b is having

im bored. b is having this smallville marathon party. im very grateful for this laptop and its nic card. its...
09 SEP
2003

bala catfish are freshwater fish

bala catfish are freshwater fish that are community-minded and love sharing a tank with other community-minded fish. unless, of course,...
09 SEP
2003

since you asked, 112

since you asked, 112 is for the number of carrots harvested from my tiny garden this weekend. a handfull...
08 SEP
2003

112: saturdays magic number.

112: saturdays magic number....
06 SEP
2003

note to self: with the

note to self: with the sun setting just after 9p now, 9p is not a good time to start a...
05 SEP
2003

if you had to get

if you had to get them online, where would you buy anti-static bags?...
05 SEP
2003

our steel mantle clock sits

our steel mantle clock sits on one of our system speakers in the corner of the living room slash office...
05 SEP
2003

the powerful List-a-matic combines 15

the powerful List-a-matic combines 15 different css tweaks to unordered lists. i really like that all of these tweaks have...
05 SEP
2003

i crawled out of bed

i crawled out of bed at 8.30a after a fun dream of screaming obscenitites at my father. and i think...
05 SEP
2003

dear bloggers whose sites i

dear bloggers whose sites i love to read, i love you guys. group hug. love, Valette...
04 SEP
2003

big idea productions (the makers

big idea productions (the makers of veggie tales and 321penguins) files for bankruptcy in plans to be bought out by...
04 SEP
2003

shebang (!?).

shebang (!?)....
04 SEP
2003

is it really that impressive

is it really that impressive that someone with boobs would know how to [a] find the oil dipstick and coolant...
04 SEP
2003

dear bloggers whose sites i

dear bloggers whose sites i love to read, okay. people. bloggers. you have to make some actual posts to retain...
03 SEP
2003

ive been looking all over

ive been looking all over the web for a cursive pixel font. the only reference i can find to one...
03 SEP
2003

i just noticed that my

i just noticed that my mozilla isnt popping up screens at their propper size. and i think it started yesterday...
03 SEP
2003

chicken rotolo with mushrooms is

chicken rotolo with mushrooms is just as yummy as it looks....
02 SEP
2003

man, i am funny.

man, i am funny....
02 SEP
2003

somewhere over the rainbow

somewhere over the rainbow is its own reflection. taken on 30aug at 8pm-ish....
02 SEP
2003

the paper shredder in my

the paper shredder in my office sounds just like my moms ancient electric cheese grater. whenever someone puts more than...
02 SEP
2003

cleaning out my email folders,

cleaning out my email folders, i stumbled upon this gem i sent to my brother last month. it had no...
29 AUG
2003

if i was in a

if i was in a band (which i am, but if i were in a non-christian band...), i would totally...
29 AUG
2003

one can only ignore

one can only ignore the changing of seasons for so long....
29 AUG
2003

handy-dandy little tool: cmospwd will

handy-dandy little tool: cmospwd will attempt to discover the password placed on your bios. if that fails, you can use...
29 AUG
2003

the lunch hour included being

the lunch hour included being hit on, a 15 minute conversation with my father, and yummy chicken salad sandwich. needless...
29 AUG
2003

surely im not the only

surely im not the only person who bounces from this blog to that, spreading comments at will, and then immediately...
28 AUG
2003

Simplicity and boredom are your

Simplicity and boredom are your theme in dress. in bed. bad cookie fortunes. [via]...
28 AUG
2003

By registering their subjects in

By registering their subjects in an identical framework, with similar poses and a strictly observed dress code, Versluis and Uyttenbroek...
28 AUG
2003

am in possibly the best

am in possibly the best mood ive been in for weeks. and it really feels faboo, dahhling. took a long...
28 AUG
2003

japanese curry spilled on a

japanese curry spilled on a forearm looks suspiciously like baby poo....
27 AUG
2003

word association thesaurus. cool.

word association thesaurus. cool....
27 AUG
2003

by popular request, and for

by popular request, and for a short time only: the much praised letterhead on which i spent precious little time....
27 AUG
2003

lying on the grass with

lying on the grass with long sleeves and a good book in the sun's last summer appearance while the dog...
27 AUG
2003

i just creativically-vomited out a

i just creativically-vomited out a letterhead design for a local organization. it took me three hours, two of which were...
26 AUG
2003

imbecilic prick.

imbecilic prick....
26 AUG
2003

pompous bastard.

pompous bastard....
26 AUG
2003

i had a three day

i had a three day weekend, one that wasnt planned until 7.40 monday morning when i found my husband and...
26 AUG
2003

remove messenger from windows xp.

remove messenger from windows xp. worked perfectly for me....
22 AUG
2003

when fatboy slim's weapon of

when fatboy slim's weapon of choice video came out starring christopher walken, i became completely addicted to it. even today,...
22 AUG
2003

i got nothin. only artsy-fartsy

i got nothin. only artsy-fartsy pictures....
22 AUG
2003

i love those ruffled plastic

i love those ruffled plastic pants that go over a babys diaper, or the tights with the butt ruffles. now,...
21 AUG
2003

white mascara causes the

white mascara causes the top lashes to chemically bond to the lower lashes such that one cannot open her...
21 AUG
2003

the gashlycrumb tinies detail twenty-six

the gashlycrumb tinies detail twenty-six wonderful ways for children to die. by the wonderful edward gorey. if you havent seen...
21 AUG
2003

eight new garden photos. and

eight new garden photos. and three more of lacey....
20 AUG
2003

be sure to wear

be sure to wear some flowers in your hair....
20 AUG
2003

potpourri. and not the stinky,

potpourri. and not the stinky, burny kind. blogstakes: a sweepstakes where you dont have to sell your soul and a...
20 AUG
2003

the gender genie can, using

the gender genie can, using highly complicated algorithms, determine if the author of a certain passage is male or female....
19 AUG
2003

a fax: my mom is

a fax: my mom is cooler than your mom....
19 AUG
2003

something beautiful

my new exploding dog book just came in the mail today: wish for something better. it was an impulse buy...
19 AUG
2003

i think i may have

i think i may have fixed the camera. *crosses fingers*...
19 AUG
2003

what is it with the

what is it with the recent amount of people (or one who is quite determined) searching for "Kobe Bryent Rape...
18 AUG
2003

a pair of pliers and

a pair of pliers and a blowtorch meet in her aspect and her eyes: the following statement is true fax...
18 AUG
2003

works digital camera is on

works digital camera is on the fritz. im hoping that whoever took it to the retreat this past weekend didng...
18 AUG
2003

the uniform of today: maroon

the uniform of today: maroon shirt, khaki bottom, brown shoes. what i want to know is how three of us...
18 AUG
2003

subsiding stomach aches. hear me

subsiding stomach aches. hear me out. a plate of pasta the size of texas. free movie tickets. cursed pirates. smokey...
18 AUG
2003

i cant have a

i cant have a bath without candles....
15 AUG
2003

fact: you know as well

fact: you know as well as i do that its private property even though the parking lot is always empty...
15 AUG
2003

i spent the evening trying

i spent the evening trying to ignore the pain. so i ran a few errands, thinned my garden some, made...
15 AUG
2003

right. so. this power outage

right. so. this power outage thing. the outage area is comparable to about the size of... oh... a third of...
14 AUG
2003

kiwi

mmmm. kiwi....
14 AUG
2003

some hostile takeover happened about

some hostile takeover happened about an hour ago on blogshares that affected a bunch of my shares. but hey -...
14 AUG
2003

my right submandibul gland is

my right submandibul gland is swollen this morning. its making me feel whiney....
13 AUG
2003

bookmarklet reference of the gods.

bookmarklet reference of the gods. mostly as a bookmark for myself and the numerous computers i inhabit. but woe to...
13 AUG
2003

fractals are finally introduced to

fractals are finally introduced to millions of colors. and eyes worldwide breathe a sign of relief....
12 AUG
2003

on friday the band played

on friday the band played at the tanana valley state fair. it was a beautifully sunny day tacked onto a...
11 AUG
2003

psst. four more puppy photos.

psst. four more puppy photos. five more garden photos....
11 AUG
2003

another one bites the dust

we bit the bullet and, on friday, got cable modem hooked up. schpankin....
11 AUG
2003

every preteen girl and every

every preteen girl and every post-pubescent male needs to see before and after digitally retouched photographs. models do not look...
10 AUG
2003

sometimes

sometimes i think it's a shame when i get feeling better when i'm feeling no pain...
10 AUG
2003

well let me tell you

well let me tell you about the way she looked the way she acted, the color of her hair her...
08 AUG
2003

4.10am. woke to the sound

4.10am. woke to the sound of wretching, amplified. bolted up in time to see lacey step out of her kennel...
07 AUG
2003

an aaa study finds that

an aaa study finds that eating and listening to music are more dangerous than talking on a cell phone while...
06 AUG
2003

Other designer:You suck, but that's

Other designer:You suck, but that's a given.Damn you and your "skillz."-- work-related haikus...
06 AUG
2003

for two summers in my

for two summers in my high school years i worked for the alaska marine highway system (the alaska ferry system)...
06 AUG
2003

when one has a listing

when one has a listing of recent comments on the sidebar of ones blog, one must be careful what one...
05 AUG
2003

95.16 is the magic number

95.16 is the magic number i need to ditch stuff off my server....
05 AUG
2003

yesterday i got this totally

yesterday i got this totally wonderful vanilla hand lotion from gina because im super special and wonderful and she wants...
05 AUG
2003

im seriously considering clipping my

im seriously considering clipping my toenail. perhaps inappropriate for the workplace. for the receptionist. but still. theyre super long. a...
05 AUG
2003

signups opened last night for

signups opened last night for TypePad. it looks like they give you a 30 day free trial of the service,...
05 AUG
2003

google has announced that they

google has announced that they now include the capabilities to search for synonyms by using the twiddle: ~. great for...
04 AUG
2003

ive gone and corrupted another

ive gone and corrupted another human being. my brother now has a blog to call his own. but all he...
04 AUG
2003

a girl has got to have shoes

im wearing the white strappy sandals i wore (in december, no less) the day of my wedding. i havent wore...
04 AUG
2003

at long last, typepad bans

at long last, typepad bans its secret handshake and opens itself up to the world. im not going to sign...
02 AUG
2003

rabbit rabbit. that sleepy un-intelligible

rabbit rabbit. that sleepy un-intelligible goodbye i gave to B this morning doesnt count....
01 AUG
2003

twenty-six

new album: 26 things. a july scavenger hunt by sh1ft.org. i am submission #97. that was too fun. must do...
31 JUL
2003

boss-man took my digital camera

boss-man took my digital camera to wasilla for the weekend. its completely unfair that he took it just like that....
31 JUL
2003

this is the story all

this is the story all about how my life got flipped upside down id like to take a minute -...
31 JUL
2003

its great when, the day

its great when, the day after a server switch, no one notices any change or difference with the network. which...
31 JUL
2003

a bit shaggy, but still

a bit shaggy, but still a face anyone can love....
30 JUL
2003

on the second third day

on the second third day of christmas, my TypePad gave to me... photo albums! yay! these photo albums have to...
30 JUL
2003

there are server problems. so

there are server problems. so expect the site to play hide and seek all day. bugger....
30 JUL
2003

i just found out that

i just found out that once again, as a direct result of boss-man's procrastination, i will have to stay in...
30 JUL
2003

everyone could use a little

everyone could use a little anti-comic sans propaganda. a cause worth supporting. comic sans is not an appropriate typeface for...
29 JUL
2003

today has been brought to

today has been brought to you by......
28 JUL
2003

i went to a dance

i went to a dance just the other night i met a girl there she was out of sight i...
28 JUL
2003

anyone interested in seeing more

anyone interested in seeing more information about TypePad (of which i am a beta-tester), those six apart people are releasing...
28 JUL
2003

bleurgh

bleurgh...
28 JUL
2003

ive got a monster headache,

ive got a monster headache, gobs of chorse to do around the apartment, and a movie to look forward to....
26 JUL
2003

why oh why put a

why oh why put a shortcut key that closes the program (without a warning of any kind) right next to...
25 JUL
2003

i have a few default

i have a few default programs i work with nearly every day. when i start up my computer at work...
24 JUL
2003

css heart. spiffy. click in

css heart. spiffy. click in the black space below the heart for more info....
24 JUL
2003

my bathroom smelled like beef

my bathroom smelled like beef stew this morning....
24 JUL
2003

i just realized that

i just realized that my bookmarks toolbar probably makes zero sense to anyone but me....
23 JUL
2003

there were original fried chicken.

there were original fried chicken. and crispy fried chicken. spicy fried chicken. fried chicken strips. fried chicken burgers. i ended...
23 JUL
2003

when a staff memeber has

when a staff memeber has a birthday, the office takes them to the restaurant of their choice for lunch. these...
23 JUL
2003

a sharp intake is when

a sharp intake is when that song plays on the radio that makes me breathe in deeply and sharply and...
22 JUL
2003

Steveo has posted the 1000th

Steveo has posted the 1000th comment on the site. wow. this feels like it calls for some sort of celebration...
22 JUL
2003

i am increasingly annoyed with

i am increasingly annoyed with people today. with this one for their gramatical editing nuances. with that one for their...
22 JUL
2003

i finally saw the animatrix

i finally saw the animatrix last night and found it to be brilliant and depressing. i was going to write...
21 JUL
2003

every part of him

... every part of him screaming for release, Harry felt the creature use him again... out-of-context innuendo is often the...
21 JUL
2003

i have less snot than

i have less snot than yesterday. this is a big improvement of which we are very proud. but i still...
19 JUL
2003

im so dizzy that if

im so dizzy that if i didnt live three minutes away i would have Boss-Man drive me. screw you guys....
18 JUL
2003

last night

7:00 leave work and get home 7:30 complain to husband about staying at work late and how nothing worked like...
18 JUL
2003

my friend beth has been

my friend beth has been in washington for three months now; her flight comes in either tonight at 1am or...
17 JUL
2003

engrish monkey mazes are harder

engrish monkey mazes are harder than they look....
17 JUL
2003

echinacea tea is not yummy.

echinacea tea is not yummy....
17 JUL
2003

anyone?

am looking for a volunteer (or two) with access to mac os9 or osX to view a site for me....
16 JUL
2003

sisqo's thong song + purple

sisqo's thong song + purple sumo hippo = kozo [via]...
15 JUL
2003

awholelotta mt

matt haughey has come up with a great article on extending movabletypes functionability. its a pretty good read if you...
15 JUL
2003

sleep deprivation 101

i go through distinct stages of sleepiness. phase 1, philosophical: i can hold deep conversations on profound topics and amaze...
15 JUL
2003

say it.... saaay it...

squash patch: impossible to say seven times fast squashpatcha: new martial art; kin to the art of heiyachow...
14 JUL
2003

sunset

sunset: saturday 10pm at a playground on the chena river sunset: sunday 1am at the soccer fields...
14 JUL
2003

Trogdor

burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people in the thatched-roof cottages, Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiight! [via]...
12 JUL
2003

again ive been seriously considering

again ive been seriously considering taking part in the blogathon. i think of all the charities that do good things...
11 JUL
2003

so as to not leave

so as to not leave the weekend on such a depressing note, i would encourage everyone to make a pillow...
11 JUL
2003

we were not far into

we were not far into fievel goes west when i had (mistakenly) thought about john candy doing the voice of...
11 JUL
2003

dump it

some stuff, y'know? sideblog is a neat little application similar to blogrolling that lets you add a sidebar link-lovefest without...
10 JUL
2003

so

so whats the deal? i get back from my long weekend and everyone has run away?...
09 JUL
2003

gravity-defying game of ping pong

gravity-defying game of ping pong sans CGI. how do they do it? (hint: the poor quality and stage color hides...
09 JUL
2003

road trip

i just got up a photo album of our road trip to the arctic circle on monday. it explains the...
09 JUL
2003

the Great Flip-Flop Search

the Great Flip-Flop Search of '03 is finished, thanks to the coolness of beaver sports....
09 JUL
2003

i jumped out of bed

i jumped out of bed at 8.22a and was at work by 8.30a. the office is supposed to open at...
09 JUL
2003

2.30 and my eyes are

2.30 and my eyes are finally getting a bit swimmy-droopy. work is not going to be much fun....
09 JUL
2003

when ive got something to

when ive got something to post, i now need to decide if i put it here or there. and when...
09 JUL
2003

that TypePad's so hot right

that TypePad's so hot right now. and im a beta tester. ill prettify it up some tomorrow....
08 JUL
2003

im still around. but on

im still around. but on vacation. so not very tied to a computer. like i am at work, you see....
07 JUL
2003

charlies angels full throttle: a

charlies angels full throttle: a whole lotta ass and way too much bernie mac....
05 JUL
2003

the air carries smells of

the air carries smells of summer this afternoon. charcoal, simmering hot dogs, watermelon, cherry popsicles, cut grass. i need to...
04 JUL
2003

claustro much?

when i was younger, my father would 'tickle torture' us kids by holding us down on the floor, sitting on...
03 JUL
2003

in bed

a fun game that makes any chinese dining experience turn into a pre-teen slumber party jamboree: The In Bed Game....
03 JUL
2003

eleven twelve

who doesnt remember that great sesame street pinball counting song? its been in my head all day. onetwothree four five...
03 JUL
2003

i happened to mention to

i happened to mention to my supervisor the whole wanting-to-take-time-off-but-cant thing, who happened to mention it to Boss Man just...
03 JUL
2003

nasa scientists exposed spiders to

nasa scientists exposed spiders to different mood-altering drugs and documented the drugs effect on the webs. "...the more toxic the...
02 JUL
2003

anyone who is anyone has

anyone who is anyone has been reading my pointless dribble for any time will probably know how addicted i am...
02 JUL
2003

here is a music review

here is a music review site that hates anything and everything, even if it doesnt know the artist. Hmm, you've...
02 JUL
2003

b gets next monday and

b gets next monday and tuesday off, making for a nice 5 day weekend. two seconds before i requested the...
01 JUL
2003

im afraid that im not

im afraid that im not sure of a love there is no cure for...
30 JUN
2003

sunday events were governed by

sunday events were governed by one and only one criterion: which buildings had air conditioning. this is alaska. -50°F we...
30 JUN
2003

what a sadistic bastard. im

what a sadistic bastard. im jealous i never thought of it. and surprised none of my siblings did, either. [via]...
27 JUN
2003

you can do it

your assignment for the weekend: ask a stranger (preferably a senior citizen) the color of their unmentionables. DO NOT GIGGLE...
27 JUN
2003

my cd-rw at work went

my cd-rw at work went into nervous-breakdown-mode and then died. it was awful to witness. all that commotion and ruccus...
27 JUN
2003

well?

well?...
26 JUN
2003

mostly because im now using

mostly because im now using a tabbed browser for the majority of my online experience, but slightly for usability purposes,...
25 JUN
2003

lacey pictures

25 JUN
2003

if you are going to

if you are going to continue to not ask me (the office IT department) about problems with your computer, and...
24 JUN
2003

to whom it may concern:

to whom it may concern: with The Great Flip-Flop Search of '03, i believe i have found the winning pair...
24 JUN
2003

when you call up a

when you call up a place of business, do everybody a favor and identify yourself. tell the receptionist, 'This is...
24 JUN
2003

i cannot believe that i

i cannot believe that i am going to have to resort to buying flip-flops online. no store in this tundra-ridden...
23 JUN
2003

of books and oprah

im embarrassed to admit (though that has never stopped me before) that i have been inexplicably drawn to the oprah's...
23 JUN
2003

right now i want to

right now i want to be creative with color and shapes and stuff. but im not up for installing photoshop,...
23 JUN
2003

golly gee. there sure is

golly gee. there sure is nothing like a depressive, lonely, insomniatic night filled with tears and an itching inner ear....
23 JUN
2003

these arent your childhood barbies.

these arent your childhood barbies. though they do look similar to a few one of my second grade friends had....
22 JUN
2003

my blogging started two years

my blogging started two years ago today with a bit of insomnia and and a disturbing flash cartoon involving a...
20 JUN
2003

last chance

ive already gotten a few suckers takers for the cd im assembling here soon. today (and ill be pretty flexible)...
20 JUN
2003

ive got a lovely bunch

ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts (dee-el ee dee dee)...
19 JUN
2003

a word for today from

a word for today from klondike.kate: sinecure - a position or office that requires little or no work but provides...
18 JUN
2003

act now!

this week! this week only! no money down! no payments 'till spring! no payments in spring! no payments in summer!...
17 JUN
2003

if you happened to be

if you happened to be in fairbanks on sunday, and if you happened to be in fred meyer west, and...
17 JUN
2003

i wish in windows i

i wish in windows i could be able to rearrange the items on my taskbar without having to close and...
16 JUN
2003

the band played at the

the band played at the santa claus house in north pole on saturday. stressful because: (a) the stage (aka flat-bed...
16 JUN
2003

my compulsion for post-it doodling

my compulsion for post-it doodling is reflected accurately at mathieu sylvain's post-it gallery. ill probably submit a few things, but...
16 JUN
2003

one

one...
13 JUN
2003

happy graduation day, dear shigatsu.

happy graduation day, dear shigatsu....
13 JUN
2003

why is it that when

why is it that when men gain weight their tummy gets bigger and remains smooth, but when women gain weight...
12 JUN
2003

as of last weekend, i

as of last weekend, i have:3 inch peas 1 inch carrots teeny heads of leaf lettuce oregano stubble and contributed...
11 JUN
2003

your procrastination is not my

your procrastination is not my emergency. can you get that through your thick-skulled me-me-me pea-brain? i dont care that Super...
11 JUN
2003

with a vengence

over the weekend my host upgraded php on my server which inadvertently removed my ownership over a few select directories...
10 JUN
2003

today wander-lust shut down. i

today wander-lust shut down. i loved that little button. it brought me sites that i would otherwise never find: some...
06 JUN
2003

its all about the cheesy

its all about the cheesy creamy creamy cheese (flash; foul-mouthed squirrel; goth in skivvies; nsfw) over at ill will press....
06 JUN
2003

and because i know yall

and because i know yall want to see another picture of my dog:...
05 JUN
2003

because steve rode in on

because steve rode in on his css white horse last night and saved this distressed damsel from the nasty mean...
05 JUN
2003

an offensive term for the

an offensive term for the female genitalia becomes increasingly less offensive while reading an enhaustive etymology and cultural history. its...
05 JUN
2003

im bored as butt. too

im bored as butt. too bad i cant get the help im needing. until that time (which may or may...
04 JUN
2003

i dont sign the back

i dont sign the back of my debit or credit cards; instead, i write "Please See ID." can you guess...
04 JUN
2003

something else entirely.

something else entirely....
04 JUN
2003

im serious about needing the

im serious about needing the help, people....
04 JUN
2003

im betting there is someone

im betting there is someone out there who wants to help me with that wonderful age old browser question: "why...
03 JUN
2003

all right. who took my

all right. who took my stack of lime green stickys? addendum: i found it. and all is well in whoville....
03 JUN
2003

thats it

the next person to ask me why their .p65 or .pmd file wont open properly in wordperfect will have their...
02 JUN
2003

nothing makes you feel oh-so-girly

nothing makes you feel oh-so-girly like a french pedicure....
02 JUN
2003

the band is playing at

the band is playing at the Collegetown Coffeeshop tonight around 6. all you punks are invited....
01 JUN
2003

we discovered a gravel-pit-turned-lake five

we discovered a gravel-pit-turned-lake five minutes from my apartment that is apparently dedicated to fully-cothed males, bikini-clad females, and oodles...
31 MAY
2003

inspired by damon, i present:

inspired by damon, i present: drowning in a vat of rancid watermelon pulp thank you....
30 MAY
2003

dont say i didnt warn

dont say i didnt warn you. at least i feel a little better....
30 MAY
2003

money

money cannot buy a dog deciding your breasts make the perfect ledge on which to sleep or the ability to...
30 MAY
2003

this or that

this or that silence or do you like background sound? background sound, definitely. white noise at the very least. bathe/shower...
30 MAY
2003

one word: stamp i tried

one word: stamp i tried collecting stamps once when i had a new zeland pen pal. she sent me 10...
30 MAY
2003

monday mission

a bit from the monday mission. whats the worst thing about mondays? waking up. do you believe in soul mates?...
30 MAY
2003

a spam-header suggestion from the

a spam-header suggestion from the tuesday too �Improve your health today� - �a small d i c k is not...
30 MAY
2003

thursday threesome

thursday threesome. is there any one slang word that you find more annoying than others? theyre all pretty annoying when...
30 MAY
2003

weekly wrap-up

friday five sucks donkey dick. so. weekly wrap-up. do you like summer? i love it in that its not winter...
30 MAY
2003

you know.... his fahza.

you know.... his fahza....
30 MAY
2003

i swear, if i dont

i swear, if i dont find something to post soon then tomorrow i am going to do every meme i...
29 MAY
2003

a link, a phrase, a

a link, a phrase, a picture. i double-dog-dare you to inspire me...
28 MAY
2003

more cervical ripening discussion

Miss Shigatsu: so what's with cervical whatever? rhapsodie: my friend had labor induced this weekend...
27 MAY
2003

colorful world

this one is dedicated to [a] the lacking yummy-lovely-linkness on this here site, [b] my growing forgetfullness, and [c] color-challenged...
27 MAY
2003

you know you have hit

you know you have hit an all-time low when your $9.50 lunch is so unfilling that you turn to two...
27 MAY
2003

what i didnt plan on:

what i didnt plan on: wind, and lots of it sunburn (though it was expected) bocce the very sexy, the...
27 MAY
2003

phrase of the weekend: cervical

phrase of the weekend: cervical ripening...
26 MAY
2003

i plan on sleeping in

i plan on sleeping in until at least 10. i plan on a big bbq monday evening. i plan on...
23 MAY
2003

the 22nd of any month

the 22nd of any month is still hard. last night i tossed some flowers and petals over a bridge into...
23 MAY
2003

from the most unlikely source,

from the most unlikely source, i just got affirmation on a powerpoint presentation i pulled teeth to create back in...
22 MAY
2003

after hearing so many bad

after hearing so many bad things about matrix reloaded, i had lowered my expectations going into the theatre last night....
22 MAY
2003

ive been through the desert

ive been through the desert on a horse with no name....
21 MAY
2003

today is full of random

today is full of random goodness. strangebanana has a css generator that looks slightly acceptable every so often. but it...
21 MAY
2003

now you too can make

now you too can make any site look like it belongs to a pre-teen....
20 MAY
2003

there is a new chaplain

there is a new chaplain on the airforce base in town who changed his last name when he moved to...
20 MAY
2003

the last layout was up

the last layout was up for almost 2 months. i didnt realize it had been quite that long. so. you...
20 MAY
2003

i used to have a

i used to have a full set of rainbow brite twin sheets. i would count the stars to help me...
20 MAY
2003

i havent been depressed in

i havent been depressed in weeks. and thats something i havent been able to say since before melissa died. its...
20 MAY
2003

remember that hot green-striped-shirt steve

remember that hot green-striped-shirt steve guy from blues clues? steve-o just told me that he just finished his album and...
19 MAY
2003

amazing how being pawed on

amazing how being pawed on by some greasy old guys greasy gaze can actually improve ones day....
19 MAY
2003

my stack of bright pink

my stack of bright pink sticky notes smells like warm vomit....
19 MAY
2003

how to get dirt for

how to get dirt for your flower boxes in thirty steps by valettepull out from the storage shed the wooden...
17 MAY
2003

with steve and his crew

with steve and his crew headed to homer this weekend for a clam bake, im feeling the desire to go...
16 MAY
2003

april redesigned with a spankin

april redesigned with a spankin three-column layout....
16 MAY
2003

so this switching back and

so this switching back and forth between bein 'rhapsodie' and bein 'Valette' is just messing with my head. she cant...
16 MAY
2003

there should be more dancing

there should be more dancing fools out there. who knows: you might be next. (the man-boobs and butt crack may...
16 MAY
2003

tonight is going to be

tonight is going to be an all-out rock-paper-scissors-spock-lizard tournament. i am gonna kick butt....
16 MAY
2003

the spring cleaning fairys visited

the spring cleaning fairys visited tonight. they called me a lazy bum and gave me a rag. now the cars,...
15 MAY
2003

new purse, new bras -

new purse, new bras - all on sale, and all replacing the old, the saggy, and the broken. with the...
15 MAY
2003

poppyseed salad dressing is way

poppyseed salad dressing is way overrated....
15 MAY
2003

it really should be friday.

it really should be friday. seriously....
14 MAY
2003

The average human makes use

The average human makes use of no more than 15% of its potential for having orgasms. today, do something that...
14 MAY
2003

the starwars kid has been

the starwars kid has been found and interviewed. he doesnt even sound embarassed. im disapointed....
14 MAY
2003

there. i did it. i

there. i did it. i signed up for the mefi swap. i had better make my playlist now while im...
14 MAY
2003

interconnection is a service that

interconnection is a service that matches up volunteer web designers with non-profit organizations. similarly, idealist.org helps connect volunteer professionals (designers,...
14 MAY
2003

joining the likes of weblogs.com

joining the likes of weblogs.com and blo.gs comes a new real-time weblog update page: blogchatter. it uses an XML-RPC pinging...
14 MAY
2003

you can give your name

you can give your name to nasa and they will send it to a comet as they blow it up....
13 MAY
2003

with the whole planet-x-smashing-into-earth thing

with the whole planet-x-smashing-into-earth thing happening in a few days, its time to take a few moments and think about...
13 MAY
2003

yay for value village and

yay for value village and skookum new jeans....
13 MAY
2003

Run for it before Monday

Run for it before Monday gets you too! from boring3D. [via]...
12 MAY
2003

after two shampoos, my hair

after two shampoos, my hair still faintly smells like brut. goodie. oh, and go send anna a happy birthday....
12 MAY
2003

i always try to remember

i always try to remember to sniff any new shampoo and conditioner i buy. this time my nose failed me....
11 MAY
2003

things have shaped up to

things have shaped up to be one betty crocker of a weekend. the combination of my mixer and a few...
11 MAY
2003

hair

a meme. blah. the weekly wrap-up....
09 MAY
2003

kudos to blogjam for getting

kudos to blogjam for getting this rabbit song stuck in my head....
09 MAY
2003

he'll give you a nickel

he'll give you a nickel if you tickle his pickle....
09 MAY
2003

Malkovich. [via]

Malkovich. [via]...
08 MAY
2003

my afternoon has a mantra:

my afternoon has a mantra: fuck you, you fucking fuck. fuck you, you fucking fuck. fuck you, you fucking fuck....
08 MAY
2003

he wouldnt even make me

he wouldnt even make me pancakes. wouldnt even make me pancakes. for shame....
07 MAY
2003

spring cleaning

i did some spring cleaning on the domain and managed to free up a whopping 4 megs of space, bringing...
07 MAY
2003

they just changed the automated

they just changed the automated instructions for my phone card - new voice, new instructions, no ads. freaked me out....
07 MAY
2003

make me a match

everyone should make themselves insane today by playing this matchmaker game by mark pilgrim. go on - it will be...
07 MAY
2003

my grandfather has the largest

my grandfather has the largest nose in the world. its saggy, gigantuan, and kinda bumpy. when he sneezes i fear...
06 MAY
2003

x-men 2 roxxored my soxxors.

x-men 2 roxxored my soxxors. my only beef is that plot turns and events were so easy to spot two...
05 MAY
2003

a few years ago, a

a few years ago, a doctor at the wonderful university of alaska discovered a bird with a nearly half meter...
05 MAY
2003

if your back has been

if your back has been hurting horrible-bad for around 4 days such that it causes near-migraine headaches and nausea, if...
05 MAY
2003

tis the week of sevens.

tis the week of sevens. sins and dwarfs, specifically. sleepy and envy for today....
05 MAY
2003

4 for all

discovered on the drive back north:i didnt realize so many people find that yellow dotted line oh-so-huggable. our escort has...
04 MAY
2003

the drive down was uneventful,

the drive down was uneventful, save for the speeding ticket b got a half hour of of fairbanks, b lying...
03 MAY
2003

the dishes got washed. the

the dishes got washed. the laundry got done and folded. the car got emptied of trash. the dog got her...
02 MAY
2003

as breakup happened a week

as breakup happened a week or so ago, it is now officially summer round these parts. and that means the...
02 MAY
2003

almost commando

i have to be braless to cut my dogs hair. not topless: braless. topless is a really bad idea, considering...
02 MAY
2003

there are millions of ways

there are millions of ways a world could end, and ive now dreamt of five....
30 APR
2003

the boohbah zone is more

the boohbah zone is more entertaining than i think it ought to be....
29 APR
2003

this friday night i am

this friday night i am headed to anchorage with my main squeeze and our dog. we are meeting up with...
29 APR
2003

i think real life should

i think real life should have more choreographed dancing....
28 APR
2003

its always a bad idea

its always a bad idea to get into an argument with the manager at a chinese buffet over the price...
28 APR
2003

until i actually decide to

until i actually decide to act upon my need for sleep, some unconscious mutterings: Slob :: fest 60 :: minutes...
27 APR
2003

ive gone back and forth

ive gone back and forth on the idea of putting my name on this site. on one hand, i love...
27 APR
2003

jory's new layout hates you.

jory's new layout hates you. seriously....
27 APR
2003

i cant believe this kid

i cant believe this kid doesnt knock over the camera or poke out his own eye. [via]...
27 APR
2003

the dog really needs a

the dog really needs a haircut so she wont overheat on a 10 block walk....
26 APR
2003

i am #3 in a

i am #3 in a google search for angry german music, and #1 if you search it with quotes. party...
26 APR
2003

ginadapooh sent me some love,

ginadapooh sent me some love, and im gonna spread it around. to all my readers: i love you, man! because...
25 APR
2003

they rock

10 things that rock my socks:my mom my homemade pizza an ice cold can of coke isaiah 61 ...He has...
25 APR
2003

i would have hoped alaskans

i would have hoped alaskans were above this sort of thing. but it does show how alaska is always two...
25 APR
2003

slight tweak in the dream

slight tweak in the dream section: dream titles now displayed in the header. should make reading and following the links...
25 APR
2003

before and after

before diet dr pepper: its supposed to be just like regular dr pepper, so there should be no problems. first...
24 APR
2003

administrative assistants (aka secretarys) day

administrative assistants (aka secretarys) day came, went, and i with nary a flower or card or even nice comment. i...
24 APR
2003

my monitor keeps flickering magenta.

my monitor keeps flickering magenta. my eyes are hurting - i have to get offline soon....
23 APR
2003

the new typepad. TypePad is

the new typepad. TypePad is an upcoming hosted service providing powerful tools for creating full-featured weblogs... harness[ing] the power of......
23 APR
2003

blogshares is going live in

blogshares is going live in a week (i had no idea it was beta - go figure). everything will be...
23 APR
2003

the world as blog displays

the world as blog displays weblog postings by geographical location. it pulls a list of recently updated blogs from weblogs.com...
23 APR
2003

angry german queen

[damon]: when you said 'angry german music' in your email i immediately thought of that (galileo) galileo (galileo) galileo, galileo...
23 APR
2003

when you and your brother

when you and your brother decide to do something crazy and fun to memorialize the seven month anniversary of your...
22 APR
2003

heres an interesting article about

heres an interesting article about sex dreams and how they arent necessarily about sex. well, duh. the author separates sex...
22 APR
2003

e-l-w-y-n thats elwyn sing it

e-l-w-y-n thats elwyn sing it again...
22 APR
2003

the best part about being

the best part about being the youngest staff member is getting fed. them: "oh, youre so young. poor thing. have...
22 APR
2003

using the laptop in the

using the laptop in the bathtub. discuss....
21 APR
2003

let me count the ways

so b is out being a guy with other guys and doing... guy stuff. translated: hes at a friends having...
21 APR
2003

five things i didnt do

five things i didnt do on my easter weekend:color hard boiled eggs hunt for colored hard boiled eggs eat chocolate...
21 APR
2003

it works GREAT! yay!

it works GREAT! yay!...
19 APR
2003

crazy cool when a friend

crazy cool when a friend who knew you from the first day of kindergarten through graduation night just pops on...
18 APR
2003

ive wanted one for years.

ive wanted one for years. i drooled as martha stuart used hers with little to no effort. i almost bought...
18 APR
2003

sometime around 4am i woke

sometime around 4am i woke to the sound of b coughing. and swallowing - presumably some phlegm. cough. coughcough. swallow...
18 APR
2003

no, im not going to

no, im not going to put on my shoes just because your neice once got a toothpick jammed three feet...
17 APR
2003

completely useless

another one of those silly stereotypical gender tests tells me that i am too systematic (score: 33) and not empathetic...
17 APR
2003

this mozilla toolbar is da

this mozilla toolbar is da bomb. [matt thinks so, too]...
16 APR
2003

macro world

armed with a mission to do something, anything out of the apartment, a few of us grabbed our (or works,...
15 APR
2003

hairspray not included

heres the back of my head on one one of those get-up-early-enough-to-shower-but-dont-feel-like-brushing-my-hair-and-doing-something-with-it days (picture by beth). which is to say...
15 APR
2003

giving dead, blinking chickens with

giving dead, blinking chickens with sticks up their asses to children. before moronboss was a star....
14 APR
2003

the illustrated encyclopedia of sex:

the illustrated encyclopedia of sex: an educational read....
14 APR
2003

we are taking small but

we are taking small but certain steps towards fully realizing complete hick-ness. there are now cb radios in each of...
12 APR
2003

blue ketchup?? i feel like

blue ketchup?? i feel like im taking crazy pills....
11 APR
2003

d-d-d-danger! (watch behind you!)

remember that duck tales episode (#26, 'time teasers') where gyro makes a watch that stops time and the beagle boys...
11 APR
2003

i added a tag board

i added a tag board thingy to my daily eats page - now everyone can discuss at length my disgusting...
10 APR
2003

anyone want to help me

anyone want to help me bash a cable modem to pieces? ive just gone another day with sporadic internet access...
10 APR
2003

ive spent too much of

ive spent too much of my afternoon on my knees. (cue beavis and butthead laughter)...
09 APR
2003

some would say farting is

some would say farting is funny....
09 APR
2003

question of the lunch break:

question of the lunch break: if you were a computer that just had a fresh install of win2k, and someone...
09 APR
2003

whats the dealio, yo?

what is UP with my server being so gosh durn slow today? woo - just noticed this is post 601....
08 APR
2003

how refreshing to know that

how refreshing to know that the nigerian spam scam people are doing a bit of research and evolving with the...
08 APR
2003

i cant be arsed right

i cant be arsed right now to completely recode my css file to get it to look peachy, so i...
07 APR
2003

demo: i would love it

demo: i would love it for a vacuum cleaner salesman to come to my apartment to show a demonstration -...
07 APR
2003

baptistmal bribery - another group

baptistmal bribery - another group of Christians to not associate with. reminds me of what steveo calls the bible brigade....
07 APR
2003

matt brought to my attention

matt brought to my attention that the new layout completely craps out in mozilla. and i dont know why/how i...
06 APR
2003

unconscious mutterings

because im not sleepy: unconscious mutterings. Cost :: negative Head :: and toe Eclipse :: of the heart Pestacide ::...
06 APR
2003

#1 christian porn

through some metafilter thread that ive since forgotten about (and has probably been deleted), i followed a link to xxxchurch.com:...
06 APR
2003

warning

a warning to my coworkers: i drank two carafes at a staff lunch this afternoon - thank you, barb, for...
04 APR
2003

15april is not only tax

15april is not only tax day (in the us), but is an actual holiday. i think everyone should stay home...
04 APR
2003

ugly

i just made nearly 4 dozen of the ugliest chocolate chip cookies in the world....
03 APR
2003

who would really search for

who would really search for super glue stories sex and then come here expecting to find it? and super glue?...
03 APR
2003

daily eats

because of a possible food allergy, i have started a food journal: daily eats. in the future it might morph...
03 APR
2003

its hip. its fun. its

its hip. its fun. its like playing the stock market without all that pesky going-broke thing. its blogshares....
02 APR
2003

not the best thing to

not the best thing to have stuck in ones head while preparing for bible study: i love the way you...
01 APR
2003

steveo mentioned something in the

steveo mentioned something in the comments about the links in my rss feed. i chose to not look at the...
01 APR
2003

this ice sculpture is a

this ice sculpture is a lot different than the stuff i see up here. i havent been to the ice...
01 APR
2003

count your blessings

last week, tom coates had a tally of who had the most subscriptions in their aggregator. i finally rounded up...
01 APR
2003

michael barrish made an oatmeal

michael barrish made an oatmeal movie. you might want to read some background before getting completely scared off by his...
01 APR
2003

happy birthday, damon!

happy birthday, damon!...
01 APR
2003

looks like sometime in the

looks like sometime in the last hour steveos blog was hacked... and i have a screenshot. the utter immaturity of...
01 APR
2003

i am 22 years old.

i am 22 years old. that means......
31 MAR
2003

right now if (a) i

right now if (a) i was in homer (shudder), or (b) had a four wheeler, i would so totally be...
29 MAR
2003

ive been frighteningly productive this

ive been frighteningly productive this afternoon. to help stop the vicious cycle, i am going to do my nails while...
29 MAR
2003

apathy at its finest

Nothing seems worth doing, but it's not important. I've just been hanging out not getting anything done. Today was a...
29 MAR
2003

i hold to one ideal:

i hold to one ideal: perfectly shaped eyebrows. but $10 a hot-wax-yank at the salon every other week is a...
29 MAR
2003

rss for the masses

i read an article a while ago about how the default rss templates for movabletype were lacking. at the time,...
28 MAR
2003

GAN

Gawd-Awful Newsletter (GAN) time at work is over and done with this go around. and i didnt even commit suicide...
28 MAR
2003

sitting at my desk desperately

sitting at my desk desperately trying to remember a dream from last night, i put myself into a rem state...
27 MAR
2003

whomp: there it is. i

whomp: there it is. i will miss my girls a great deal, but it was time for a change....
27 MAR
2003

ten twelve things i would

ten twelve things i would like to tell my 10 year old self (supposing anything i say wont make the...
26 MAR
2003

i awoke to a half

i awoke to a half inch of fresh snow. what happened to spring? hopefully this is the one last fling...
26 MAR
2003

its Action You day! shhhhhhk!

its Action You day! shhhhhhk!...
25 MAR
2003

i added three more dreams

i added three more dreams that include lesbianism, midgets, and sand. but not all at the same time....
24 MAR
2003

the cable modem at work

the cable modem at work bit the dust. kicked the bucket. bought the farm. ist kaput. went to the big...
24 MAR
2003

pirates are the new monkeys.

pirates are the new monkeys. believe me. if you dont want to believe me, believe steveo. and jr. and metameat...
24 MAR
2003

so where would one find

so where would one find prostitutes in this alaskan city called fairbanks? not that im in need of one, you...
23 MAR
2003

six months.

six months....
22 MAR
2003

i bought this tank top

i bought this tank top at value village tonight that apparently is so dangerous that b would feel uncomfortably caveman-protective...
22 MAR
2003

lyrics

when the rain comes third day...
21 MAR
2003

im swamped with idiotic demands

im swamped with idiotic demands and inadequate content for laying out this jock-itch of a newsletter. but i thought id...
21 MAR
2003

psst... three new mirror project

psst... three new mirror project submissions....
20 MAR
2003

bad boys, bad boys

some major drug bust (or something) went down across the street from my apartment last night. there were 7 cop...
20 MAR
2003

makes me want to cry.

makes me want to cry....
20 MAR
2003

the only war post ill make until (a) b is drafted or (b) iraq bombs alaska

stop talking to me about the impending war. i do not want to hear anything political. i do not watch...
20 MAR
2003

new blogging ap: soapbox. wooo-doggy.

new blogging ap: soapbox. wooo-doggy. its sweet talking me. i must check into it further whenever its released....
19 MAR
2003

how to look incredibly busy:

how to look incredibly busy: be standing by your desk with your hands full of papers, shuffling them....
19 MAR
2003

bored bored bored. yup.

bored bored bored. yup....
19 MAR
2003

i cannot understand how the

i cannot understand how the three of you could get together without me to determine the newsletter schedule and not...
19 MAR
2003

rss feeds added. and there

rss feeds added. and there was much rejoicing....
18 MAR
2003

b and i went to

b and i went to chena hot springs saturday night. this was at the butt end of the fierce wind...
18 MAR
2003

the fluxus project with which

the fluxus project with which i was involved has been compiled. anna presents: fluxiness....
17 MAR
2003

the rabid weasle with the

the rabid weasle with the squeegie stole my pants....
17 MAR
2003

its past noon, and i

its past noon, and i just realized its st. pattys day. dont tell anyone im not wearing green....
17 MAR
2003

saying 'bad puppy' while giggling

saying 'bad puppy' while giggling is not very effective. [via]...
17 MAR
2003

Hydrogen two-thirds of water a

Hydrogen two-thirds of water a big part of all of us and the bones of stars periodic haiku is interesting...
16 MAR
2003

fluxus update

a fluxus update: at 10pm last night, the 'confidential' sign (in the baking aisle), the 'This way up' sign (on...
15 MAR
2003

fluxus

anna at little red boat sent out a request on her blog for help with a performance art piece for...
14 MAR
2003

another open letter / rant:

another open letter / rant: i know that you and your printing company have worked with our company for a...
14 MAR
2003

when someone donates five boxes

when someone donates five boxes of makeup, one cannot help being girly....
13 MAR
2003

a windows question: if you

a windows question: if you were wanting to print out an expanded tree in windows exporer, how might you go...
13 MAR
2003

moe party

as promised, damon, beth and i headed to kmart armed with a list of things to do, a camera, and...
12 MAR
2003

staying up until 1am sounds

staying up until 1am sounds like a great idea at 10p and a really bad idea at 7.30a. good thing...
12 MAR
2003

happy birthday, moe.

happy birthday, moe....
11 MAR
2003

pornolize rhapsodic.org. not for the

pornolize rhapsodic.org. not for the faint of heart, sexually naïve, curse sensitive, or my mother...
10 MAR
2003

my office looks so cool

my office looks so cool with three computers and a laptop all set up. if only i could keep it...
10 MAR
2003

grooming the dog has always

grooming the dog has always been a nightmare. if you have never heard a dog scream, count yourself lucky. she...
10 MAR
2003

happiness is giggling with your

happiness is giggling with your brother until 4am....
08 MAR
2003

after cursing with freehand, illustrator

after cursing with freehand, illustrator is near orgasmic....
07 MAR
2003

i finally added a link

i finally added a link to my mirror project submissions over there in the projects....
07 MAR
2003

i love when b and

i love when b and the dog decide to play on the bed right before bedtime. usually, i am already...
07 MAR
2003

anyone want to get me

anyone want to get me a belated birthday present? however, the thought of it reminds me of like the whole...
07 MAR
2003

this is the first morning

this is the first morning of the year in which i did not need to use headlights to drive to...
07 MAR
2003

see what your website looks

see what your website looks like to a person with colorblindness. mine actually does pretty good....
06 MAR
2003

heres one of the best

heres one of the best sex talks ive ever heard. much better, more honest and brave, than my parents handing...
06 MAR
2003

i planned and rearranged my

i planned and rearranged my entire outfit today around a pair of shoes. i am such a girl....
06 MAR
2003

i woke up around 2am

i woke up around 2am with my glasses on. i distinctly remember removing them when i went to bed at...
06 MAR
2003

ever tried yawning while keeping

ever tried yawning while keeping your tongue touching the roof of your mouth? i stretched/hurt my jaw something awful, and...
05 MAR
2003

heh heh heheh heh*

heh heh heheh heh*...
05 MAR
2003

my office smells overwhelmingly like

my office smells overwhelmingly like fart. it wasnt me, and i cant think of anyone who was just here....
05 MAR
2003

while repairing microsoft office, an

while repairing microsoft office, an error: Unable to install blah blah file. You may need to repair or reinstall it....
05 MAR
2003

how to be a cam

how to be a cam whore in five easy steps. im glad the model doesnt show us how to remove...
05 MAR
2003

open letter

an open letter to my neighbors: there are posted laundry hours for a reason. our landlords do not think it...
05 MAR
2003

alaska grown

very few of alaskan residents were actually born in alaska; i am one of those few. apparently it has become...
04 MAR
2003

my foot seriously itches. thats

my foot seriously itches. thats the most interesting content i have....
04 MAR
2003

i decided to come in

i decided to come in to work late today, considering the whole vomit issue. ive been sitting here staring at...
03 MAR
2003

ever feel like youre consistently

ever feel like youre consistently towards the bottom of someones priority list? someone who is pretty high on yours? just...
01 MAR
2003

vomit. puke. whork. spew chunks.

vomit. puke. whork. spew chunks. hurl. wretch. pray to the porcelain god. barf. disgorge. throw up. upchuck. heave....
01 MAR
2003

in 75 minutes we check

in 75 minutes we check out of our old apartment. im super nervous. wish us luck....
28 FEB
2003

am i the only one

am i the only one to have ever opened an orange with one of those plastic letter openers?...
28 FEB
2003

i hate WordPerfect.

i hate WordPerfect....
28 FEB
2003

another melissa post. if you

another melissa post. if you dont like it, poop on you....
28 FEB
2003

i had believed that someone

i had believed that someone close to me could (and would, at some point) die - until it actually happened,...
28 FEB
2003

this is just how my

this is just how my mom used to fold snowflakes when we made them as kids. beth didnt believe me....
27 FEB
2003

now that its no longer

now that its no longer frostbite-in-15-seconds weather outside (though its not yet sandals-sans-frostbite weather), ive started taking lacey for a...
27 FEB
2003

I have really never considered

I have really never considered myself a TV star. I always thought I was a neighbor who just came in...
27 FEB
2003

anyone got a tow rope/chain

anyone got a tow rope/chain i could borrow this afternoon?...
26 FEB
2003

why cant you do your

why cant you do your own search for "missing file" that youre certain is on the server? why do you...
26 FEB
2003

last night was awful. more

last night was awful. more than awful. im a mixture of sad, frustrated, angry, depresed, and hopeless. to my coworkers:...
26 FEB
2003

i just received two

i just received two large stock photography catalogs, one of which includes an over-excessive use of l33t 5p34k. oh,...
26 FEB
2003

the geek in me: pi

the geek in me: pi to over ten million places. or up to 400 million places. im reminded of an...
26 FEB
2003

diveintomark discusses how to block

diveintomark discusses how to block spambots, spybots, and unwanted robots from crawling your site. htaccess to the rescue again....
26 FEB
2003

even if the only other

even if the only other thing you ate after this breakfast was oxygen, there's still a relatively high chance that...
25 FEB
2003

the bane of my designing

the bane of my designing existence: the elusive css footer. im glad to see other people have the same problem;...
25 FEB
2003

play 20 questions with a

play 20 questions with a computer. very, very addictive. i stumped it with 'vagina' - after 30 questions, it finally...
25 FEB
2003

remember that whole moveabletype upgrade

remember that whole moveabletype upgrade thing? i should have waited....
24 FEB
2003

its sick when a parent

its sick when a parent fabricates an illness for their child to get attention. but to string along an entire...
24 FEB
2003

my birthday ballon set off

my birthday ballon set off the office security alarm over 30 times this past weekend. buah ha ha ha ah....
24 FEB
2003

i am way more excited

i am way more excited than i ought to be....
24 FEB
2003

bleurgh. that is all.

bleurgh. that is all....
23 FEB
2003

today was the five month

today was the five month anniversary. it hit me really hard last night. i would have been content to lie...
22 FEB
2003

a full five hours of

a full five hours of this saturday was spent cleaning the old apartment. we check out friday night and will...
22 FEB
2003

to dani: did you know

to dani: did you know that in a google search for your first and last name, i am #8?...
21 FEB
2003

we received a pamphlet in

we received a pamphlet in the mail today from a friend of one of our clients who recently died of...
21 FEB
2003

horrifically discovered: i just walked

horrifically discovered: i just walked from one end of the building to the other deep in thought while rubbing my...
21 FEB
2003

i bought two pair of

i bought two pair of shoes last night and dont feel the least bit guilty - they were on sale...
21 FEB
2003

youd think all the practice

youd think all the practice ive had with setting up greymatter and moveabletype, and all the time ive spent intimately...
21 FEB
2003

why i love my husband

why i love my husband #176: him: you look cuter there on the floor. me: cuter than what? him: i...
20 FEB
2003

im not big into war

im not big into war movies, books, or stories. i find it the most boring genre that exists. i know...
20 FEB
2003

heres something to add to

heres something to add to the list of gross things i can eat: canned tomatoes: whole, stewed, and peeled. one...
20 FEB
2003

image > ascii converter

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20 FEB
2003

what a blah day. not

what a blah day. not even a meme to pose as content....
19 FEB
2003

site magnetic poetry

19 FEB
2003

a mirror of my site.

a mirror of my site....
19 FEB
2003

with the recent move and

with the recent move and the fact that our PO box expires at the end of the month, im needing...
18 FEB
2003

i just converted to 2.62.

i just converted to 2.62. it looks a bit different, so i dont think im going to upgrade my other...
18 FEB
2003

like system of a down?

like system of a down? like avril lavigne? mixing the two would be... different (mp3)....
18 FEB
2003

teach yourself to talk understandably

teach yourself to talk understandably while your mouth is wide open. if you ever accidentally cut your lips off or...
18 FEB
2003

i dont watch much television:

i dont watch much television: maybe an hour a week. i guess that would be considered hardly any tv. it...
18 FEB
2003

i saw daredevil this weekend

i saw daredevil this weekend with three die-hard comic fanatics and two other people. a few thoughts: 1) why do...
17 FEB
2003

good thing i didnt upgrade

good thing i didnt upgrade to mt 2.6 like i was going to. maybe ill wait a little longer, still....
17 FEB
2003

most people have heard of

most people have heard of the Rorschach inkblot test, but few have ever seen a real Rorschach inkblot. with the...
17 FEB
2003

holy crap. google bought blogger.

holy crap. google bought blogger. i have this ominous big-brother feeling in my gut. how could he do that? we...
17 FEB
2003

the supervisor has been on

the supervisor has been on vacation for a month. during that month, it was nice to not have to be...
17 FEB
2003

heres hoping i get laid

heres hoping i get laid tonight. cheers....
14 FEB
2003

poll re: love obsession should

poll re: love obsession should i... (a) spend the time to update the too-old layout to something new and better...
14 FEB
2003

if you want to prevent

if you want to prevent people from linking to your images and stealing your bandwidth while still allowing images to...
14 FEB
2003

i am the master

i am the master evil genius...
14 FEB
2003

think your pc is useless?

think your pc is useless? turn it into mac os 8....
14 FEB
2003

a new moveabletype update has

a new moveabletype update has been released. if there arent any wonderfully-romantic plans in the making, i know what im...
14 FEB
2003

sick valentines humor. just to

sick valentines humor. just to show how much i care....
14 FEB
2003

im sorry i dont do

im sorry i dont do everything right. im sorry your pizza is a little too damn dark. im sorry i...
13 FEB
2003

highlighting

im a compulsive highlighter. not the squeeky bright-yellow/orange/green on paper highlighting. i highlight whatever i happen to be reading on...
13 FEB
2003

does anybody have any experience

does anybody have any experience with doing a business's payroll taxes? experience with forms 941, w2, and w3?...
13 FEB
2003

reversible

reversible.org collects referers and trackbacks from pages that link to or ping it. kottke (who seems to understand it while...
13 FEB
2003

lacey

i took digital camera home from work last night. lacey loved the flash. i cant imagine living without this dog....
12 FEB
2003

happy birthday, jason! (i totally

happy birthday, jason! (i totally know im right this time)...
12 FEB
2003

some shopping errands + making

some shopping errands + making and eating lunch + a shower = too much during one lunch hour (simplified: late...
11 FEB
2003

my left arm just above

my left arm just above the elbow is quasi-asleep. this cant be good....
11 FEB
2003

i really dont understand how

i really dont understand how this whole popdex thing works. i search for citations of my site and get a...
11 FEB
2003

i think the office is

i think the office is still closed today. again im the only one here. curses for living so close to...
11 FEB
2003

(if i counted the days

(if i counted the days right) happy birthday, jason! i counted wrong. its tomorrow....
11 FEB
2003

have you seen that new

have you seen that new folder_id=2623275">levis ad that makes you want to spew chunks? before you do (because i know...
10 FEB
2003

some monday positives about the

some monday positives about the new apartment: - a light switch that connects to the outlet to which the uplamp...
10 FEB
2003

its 10 and im the

its 10 and im the only one here. i dont think i was supposed to come in. i mean, the...
10 FEB
2003

who wants to help me

who wants to help me rent liechtenstein? im taking a collection. [via]...
10 FEB
2003

hoobastank rocks my socks. i

hoobastank rocks my socks. i found it in melissas huge cd case while i was in homer. man, i forgot...
08 FEB
2003

the roads are a very

the roads are a very interesting ice skating rink. if only i or my car had ice skates. im not...
08 FEB
2003

almost slipped my mind: happy

almost slipped my mind: happy birthday, dani!...
07 FEB
2003

i and some friends are

i and some friends are headed to davids house tonight for some rockin music and worship. if youre in the...
07 FEB
2003

from a stock images catalog:

from a stock images catalog: when does mens lifesyle include breast feeding?...
07 FEB
2003

is it geeky or sexy

is it geeky or sexy that i got 5/5 on the photoshopped famous paintings quiz? [via]...
07 FEB
2003

strangely hipnotic and addictive: yellowtail

strangely hipnotic and addictive: yellowtail is 'an interactive software... creation and performance of real-time abstract animation.' [via]...
06 FEB
2003

i am a corpulent midget

i am a corpulent midget who likes to lick feet. what are you? [via]...
06 FEB
2003

my ten pound dog ate

my ten pound dog ate my entire dinner last night: a foot long turkey subway sandwich not much smaller than...
06 FEB
2003

a small group of us

a small group of us came to the conclusion that "heiyachow" (phonetic: hi-yah-cha) is much more versatile than for just...
05 FEB
2003

five things i cannot resist:pretty

five things i cannot resist:pretty undies on sale a kiss from b home made ice cream my dogs love free...
05 FEB
2003

potshot a day

in high school, b would often cut appropriate potshots out of the anchorage newspaper in order to woo me....
05 FEB
2003

for a mere $20, you

for a mere $20, you too can rent chris pirillo's chest. what a stud....
05 FEB
2003

so last night after going

so last night after going to my brothers to discuss the crappage of our family, b and i decided to...
05 FEB
2003

oh - congrats to steveo

oh - congrats to steveo for posting the 400th comment. youll get whats coming to you. buah ha ha ha....
04 FEB
2003

i got back in fairbanks

i got back in fairbanks last night and am back at work today. stress levels in homer out of a...
04 FEB
2003

flight/drive to homer: successful. not

flight/drive to homer: successful. not as long as it could have been. moms new computer: disaster. motherboard is fried. i...
31 JAN
2003

on occasion i have enjoyed

on occasion i have enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich: bread slathered in mayo. it thoroughly disgusts b every time i do...
30 JAN
2003

tonight i head to my

tonight i head to my brothers for a 3d-puzzle-assemblage-frenzy. ill probably bring a load of dirty laundry. im nice that...
30 JAN
2003

what are you passionate about?

what are you passionate about?...
29 JAN
2003

a list of things to

a list of things to bring to homer this weekend (to be added to sporadically [not that ill be able...
29 JAN
2003

isnt it a triffle odd

isnt it a triffle odd that its warmer in most of alaska than in other parts of the united states...
29 JAN
2003

last night we celebrated my

last night we celebrated my birthday at bible study. my brother damon made a yummalicious chocolate fudge cake from scratch...
29 JAN
2003

i want to give a

i want to give a big and giant hug to miss sigatsu for my wonderful birthday presents!...
29 JAN
2003

some useless thoughts: -- its

some useless thoughts: -- its nice to come to work 10, 15, or 20 minutes late and still be the...
29 JAN
2003

when youre holding the moon

when youre holding the moon for ransom, you value the stability of an application. switch to linux. and move to...
28 JAN
2003

my butt cheek (the right

my butt cheek (the right one, actually) feels as though ive been clenching them for days. in that not-so-pleasent way;...
28 JAN
2003

we spent the weekend moving.

we spent the weekend moving. friday night b recruited help from work to move the behemoth of a couch. saturday...
27 JAN
2003

food items to never mix:

food items to never mix: black licorice + dr. pepper...
27 JAN
2003

in honor of bubble wrap

in honor of bubble wrap appreciation day: perpetual bubblewrap boxco bubblewrap snap bubbles virtual bubblewrap...
27 JAN
2003

stereoscopic photography is enough to

stereoscopic photography is enough to give me a headache. i was able to properly view kottke's thumbnail - and was...
27 JAN
2003

the vulcan groin meld. caulking

the vulcan groin meld. caulking & spackling. thumping the flesh sculpture. all this and more in the absolute bottom 50...
27 JAN
2003

thats that, then. plans have

thats that, then. plans have been made. cars have been rented. flights have been booked. my brother and i are...
25 JAN
2003

since most of my search

since most of my search referrals are for manolo blahnik shoes, and since a few of my coworkers have the...
24 JAN
2003

i was listed on linkdump

i was listed on linkdump today. hi to all you link-dump-peoples. nice to know im included amongst all the porn...
24 JAN
2003

my grandma can yodel like

my grandma can yodel like nobodys business. in that no one should attempt yodeling - but she manages to make...
24 JAN
2003

view the earth from 10

view the earth from 10 million light years to 100 attometers. this shows quite well that we know more about...
23 JAN
2003

huey long talked constantly in

huey long talked constantly in the senate for 15.5 hours. a male seal refuses to eat during the mating season....
23 JAN
2003

how could i go all

how could i go all day long and not realize today is the four month anniversary?...
22 JAN
2003

go vote for the bloggies

go vote for the bloggies like the good little blog surfer you are....
22 JAN
2003

(new girl)

(new girl)...
21 JAN
2003

heres a fun game. the

heres a fun game. the goal: steal apples behind your neighbors back. its ok because your neighbor desparately needs to...
21 JAN
2003

sometimes i just want to

sometimes i just want to scream. sometimes i just want to cry. right now i want to do both....
20 JAN
2003

today i feel like someones

today i feel like someones fifth priority....
20 JAN
2003

create a brokenpoem. who doesnt

create a brokenpoem. who doesnt love poem randomness?...
18 JAN
2003

this marks post #400. boy

this marks post #400. boy howdy....
17 JAN
2003

did you know that kettle

did you know that kettle corn comes in a microwaveable bag? did you care? its always a shock to my...
17 JAN
2003

ever notice how i swing

ever notice how i swing from weeks of blog-like links to weeks of journal-like stories? i do. and its kinda...
17 JAN
2003

moving

were gonna be moving in the next month. we were just approved for a nicer apartment than the one were...
17 JAN
2003

pssst. the dream journal looks

pssst. the dream journal looks different...
16 JAN
2003

the transmission is fine! the

the transmission is fine! the transmission is good! the transmission is in perfect working order! thank you, jason, for helping...
16 JAN
2003

attack of the curry

last night b took me to the thai house - a great thai restaurant in town. we had already tried...
16 JAN
2003

i am 82% happy. how

i am 82% happy. how happy are you? [via]...
15 JAN
2003

it sat on my desk

it sat on my desk all neutral and un-assuming brown awaiting my return. happiness in a box: photoshop 7.0.1 and...
15 JAN
2003

airport security is starting to

airport security is starting to request a traveller take a picture with their camera to prover it is not a...
15 JAN
2003

due to popular request, and

due to popular request, and thanks to david raynes for the plugin file and kristines plugin directory, dream teasers are...
14 JAN
2003

right, then. the class is

right, then. the class is over and im dreading going back to work. i mean, they really expect me to...
14 JAN
2003

$55 - tow truck that

$55 - tow truck that couldnt find our car but charged us anyway. $160 - impound fee we couldnt do...
13 JAN
2003

i am so horny right

i am so horny right now, its not even funny. how long until class is over? an hour and a...
13 JAN
2003

i wish

i was just listed over at i wish you wish under january. you should sign up too, if you havent...
12 JAN
2003

in the course of an

in the course of an hour: driving down the highway to lunch. our isuzus engine died. my brother tried to...
11 JAN
2003

birthday

just to give some hints that my birthday is coming up at the end of the month. at least i...
10 JAN
2003

ooh - if i made

ooh - if i made a small section here on the front page listing the five most recent dreams entered...
10 JAN
2003

im on a break from

im on a break from class. in an hour i get to go home. yay for the weekend. i also...
10 JAN
2003

i wish the cashew chicken

i wish the cashew chicken i made actually had cashews in it....
10 JAN
2003

everyone go wish miss shigatsu

everyone go wish miss shigatsu a happy birthday. oh, wait. shes my only audience. that wont work....
09 JAN
2003

can you get whiplash when

can you get whiplash when in super-hurry-mode in the shower? i think i might have this morning. 8 minutes must...
09 JAN
2003

this morning i almost forgot

this morning i almost forgot that my a+ prep class started today. i know i already took it once, but...
08 JAN
2003

so i have a bunch

so i have a bunch of these pinup girls just sitting in a file; i decided it was time to...
07 JAN
2003

quote

One should respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison....
07 JAN
2003

whats grosser than gross?

whats grosser than gross?...
07 JAN
2003

even if youre not a

even if youre not a race car fan, how can you not enjoy an invisible race?...
06 JAN
2003

if you could not take

if you could not take five things to a desert island with you, which five things would you not take?...
06 JAN
2003

lying in bed not ten

lying in bed not ten minutes ago listening to b's breathing get heavier and heavier, i couldnt stop thinking of...
06 JAN
2003

think you dont hold a

think you dont hold a racial, gender, or some other type of bias? take a selection of tests to discover...
04 JAN
2003

today was an all-day staff

today was an all-day staff retreat at work. we brainstormed the vision of the new year and ate lots of...
03 JAN
2003

chris tried convince me to

chris tried convince me to do laundry so i could suprise b when he came home with my domestic skills....
02 JAN
2003

anyone interested in an 84

anyone interested in an 84 mustang lx? the goal is to pare down to only 2 (running) vehicles. the stang...
02 JAN
2003

the things i thought of

the things i thought of last night that i might want to accomplish today, my second day off, to keep...
02 JAN
2003

a long december

we went to a church fireworks show last night. one of the church members is licensed as a fireworks specialist...
01 JAN
2003

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