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we received a pamphlet in

we received a pamphlet in the mail today from a friend of one of our clients who recently died of a brain tumor.

from the graphic inside (pop-up), one can only make the following conclusions:

• once resurrected, all children will be demon-possessed and dutch
  
• also, your wife will be a plastic stewardess(but not in that naughty-fun way)
  
• the best location for cemetaries are on the shores of a lake in the alps
  
• all cemetaries are multi-ethnic and have an equal distribution of traditional japanese, africans, whiter-than-white people, and what looks like more dutch
  
• people will try too hard to pretend to be happy
  
• the budding flowers of spring and the yellowing leaves of fall will exist simultaneously, causing non-believers to instantly believe
  
• resurrection will only occur in twos; it will be just as horrible as couples skate at the roller rink when youre single