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moe party

as promised, damon, beth and i headed to kmart armed with a list of things to do, a camera, and tons of energy.

we spent two hours wreaking havoc in kmart, then an hour in fred meyer thinking about wreaking havoc.

we were not even close to being asked to leave, nor did we attract much attention. that was disappointing. but there was one worker who kept circling/hovering around the area� i thought for sure he was going to say something. but then last year it took a half hour for a worker at kmart to ask us to please not bring our dogs inside the store - i think kmart employees will allow quite a bit.

some highlights and pictures from the evening follow (all pictures will pop up):

-- riding the childrens bikes through the store. we picked a cool purple and pink one with matching streamers and hand breaks.

-- re-enacting the great wwf wrestlers vs. barbie and friends battle. barbies sister kelly was the first casualty, but the rock sure did take a beating with a large purple paintbrush. the battle took an entire aisle, and was only interrupted by stuffed bear bombs from two aisles over.

-- wearing gaudy and too-big underwear outside of our clothes and on top of our heads for an hour and then almost forgetting to take it off when leaving the store.

-- filling a shopping cart to the brim and over with adult diapers and the entire condom section, sporadically placing them in other customers carts and other unsuspecting places.

-- damons strip tease while standing on top of the photo counter.

-- emptying the cart of adult diapers and condoms into an empty aisle, making certain each item was spaced properly. this stunt made certain individuals in the group more nervous than pretending to be captain underpants.

-- redressing the mannequins to portray their obvious lack of fashion sense. one of us got distracted by the gratuitous boobage.

-- mirror pictures up the wazoo. not that mirrors were up anyones wazoo, nor that pictures were taken up there. but, you know, lots.

i think melissa would have had a blast - we did her proud.