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April 4, 2003

a warning to my coworkers:

i drank two carafes at a staff lunch this afternoon - thank you, barb, for limiting me to only two. ive peed twice already, and am thinking about going again.

do not be surprised to see me running laps around the building or wearing computer cables as jewelry.

i have hidden the camera, so dont even think about it.

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Too much coffee is bad for you!

right. it was coca cola.

my brother pointed out that i didnt mention the substance within the carafes.

Ah, that would make sense then.

try two carafe's of jolt, or mountain dew, or something like that that we can't get here in the yuk.

coke is my addiction of choice. the beverage, that is.

You do know that Coke takes the paint off of cars, right?

yup. and will completely eat a tooth in just a few days. good stuff.

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