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with the whole planet-x-smashing-into-earth thing

with the whole planet-x-smashing-into-earth thing happening in a few days, its time to take a few moments and think about what we will be missing about this lovely planet once its obliterated, like steve tells us to do.

i will miss:

• the smell of yeast bubbling in warm water


• mint choco chip ice cream


• sex
  i know other planets will have the basic concept of sex, but slimey stamens dont really do it for me


• watching my dog walk into bookshelves while doped up on tranquilizers


• the thrill of buying g-strings
  though im not opposed to going commando, if my new overlords require it


• sesame street


• watching b put on lipstick


• the bohemian rhapsody

what will you miss?