to b's coworker: when the
September 19, 2003
to b's coworker:
when the phone rings at 6.30a (an hour before i even consider getting up), it is more than likely that i will run through the massive list of family members that could have died the previous night while i crawl over my husbands and dogs still-sleeping bodies to answer the phone (note to self: move phone closer to my side of the bed).
and then i will be rude to whomever is on the other end of the phone. and will not be able to get back to sleep to finish my Seinfeld dream. and will most likely be grumpy at work.
so next time you are interested in coming over to our apartment when i cook japanese curry, or cashew chicken, or anything more than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, keep in mind that i have a good memory.
