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its a hooker

- How can you die from a fall of a whopping 3 inches?
- He's only an inch tall. He's a little short fat guy who eats way too much pizza.
- Who's that chick Mario is rescuing up there?
- It's Princess Peach.
- It's a hooker.
- She looks cut in half.
- Oh wow—she's one of those pole dancers.

pre-teens (how i hate that term) review 'classic' (read: original and old) video games.

the whole thing doesnt even make me feel old. really. honest.
no, im lying.

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16 OCT
2003

1 Love Notes

wow... that's so sad...

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