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October 22, 2003

random generated goodness.

May 62 funkedified dead baboons explode pennies while performing a drive-by-shooting on your mother.

--arabian random insult generator.

Thou dankish hell-hated coxcomb!

--elisabethan curse generator.

Snivelling hologram of a vat-grown bilge spore.

--space insult generator.

english: May a pack of drunken Fomorians lick your manly part.
irish: Go l� scata Fomh�rach �lta do bhall fearga.

--irish curse engine.

If a nipple clamp related to a sheets often takes a peek at the seldom nuclear taste, then the hockey player for the dick laughs out loud.

--slash sex scene generator.

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2 Comments

"May a pack of drunken Fomorians lick your manly part. "

That's great. I can see using this one all the time.

love, nomad on 23 October 2003

wow. that last one... speechless.

love, Miss Shigatsu on 24 October 2003

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