in the er
a quick trip to the emergency room is a great way to break up the monotony of a four day weekend. b passed out at work and got a smooth ambulance ride to the hospital.
everything is okay and he is home fine.
i need to give his boss some quick tips on how to deliver news such as this to a family member and/or spouse: "b was involved in an incident at the hospital about an hour ago and is now at the hospital. we dont know exactly what happened, but dont worry."
dont worry? my husband is an armed guard that carries around a lot of stuff like money and gold - stuff that people like to steal and kill other people for. if hes ever involved in any 'incident' on the job, of course im going to worry. with the boss's attitude about stuff, an incident could be anything from a gunshot wound to a hangnail.
he could go insane and start shooting his partners and random bank tellers - what a happy little incident.
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So everything is okay ?? He's not pregnant is he ??
what happen??
like i said, everything is okay and he is home fine.
the doctors think it was a combination of sitting for an excess of 10 minutes, then getting up into the cold (-40°F) air, then smacking his hand really really hard on the side of the truck which hit a nerve that slowed down his heart.
dude! you can smack a nerve and slow down your heart?!?! why didn't anybody ever tell me! (actually i think i may have heard that before...) that's a trick i gotta learn...
my fiancee's uncle can do stuff like that whenever he wants, he's a mad ninja. he'll touch you and boom, you can't move that part of your body, it sucks, but it's cool.
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