fat-kins diet
May 11, 2004
shut up and have a bagel.
fat-kins diet.
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I want to learn the Jedi-mind techniques used by Atkins diet proponents to cause the disconnect from reality and abandonment of common sense that they shamelessly inspire in their victims. There's something seriously wrong with this country when people don't know how to *think*. It should be a class in school.
i saw carb-free (or maybe just low-carb) ice cream in the store the other day.
'i really need a flat stomach, but i refuse to give up my ice cream!'
By strange coincidence, I passed a co-worker in the hall just now who has been expounding the virtues of the book she just read on the Atkins diet. I overheard her saying to a friend, "You know, I love rice, but I've got to give it up -- it's just loaded with sugar!"
I, of course, said nothing.
i heard some radio outh talkin' about have to spend 2 hours a day trying to drop a brick while he was on the atkins diet.
no thanks. pass the ice cream please.