braids
July 3, 2004
when going for a ride on a motorcycle, it is imperative that people with hair over 30 inches in length braid their hair into an attractive rope at the base of their scalp.
otherwise, the wind will snag it into One Nasty MoFo™ that will take no less than 30 minutes to comb out.
it will bring up memories of week-long fishing boat excursions where the hair is coated with a perfected concoction of salt water, jelly fish slime, and salmon scales; mothers combing through such concoctions caused many tears and squeals of pain from the owner of the hair, as well as laughter from that persons brothers.
braids are our friends.
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This is your friend.
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so sad! maybe you should look into one off those leather pony tail thongs they sell at the Harley Davidson shop
the problem with those is that i cannot find any long enough. the 'long' ones i am finding (11 inches) will only cover half of my pony tail. leaving the bottom half to get all tangled up.
Start t a few inches from the top of your pony tail. The hair is still held together so it won't knot and it can't fly all over the place.
The only disadvantage of braiding or having one of these things is they don't half hurt when the wind grabs them and they slap you in the face.
My solution now is tie my hair back and stuff it under the helmet.