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kennel in the car with diamonds

August 12, 2004

our landlords are re-caulking our bathtub and shower today. i had only a few options in taking care of lacey:

  • stay home and distract her from barking all day
  • take the day off from work and take her... away from the building... somewhere
  • pawn her off onto one of my friends for the day, the friend with the fun cats that refuse to play with her
  • take her to work and deal with her barking and running around
  • drug her and leave her in my car in her kennel
guess which one i decided to do?

she is currently sitting in my lap staring oh-so-intently out the window, but at the end of my lunch break she will most likely head back to the kennel in the car.

im a mean mommy, i know, but no babysitter can beat a tranquilizer.

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Is this an upgrade to the whole "latch key kid" thing from the 80s?

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