the list
August 12, 2004
in the half hour since i have been home, my husband has coughed up:
- three lungs
- a bird
- a motorcycle cover
- two bars of homemade soap
- a handfull of spleens (too many to count)
- our missing apartment key
- a squeeky ball for the dog
- and the kitchen sink
2 Comments
Kids, just say no to huffing.
You really need to count the spleens; those are important to keep track of.