what not to do
DO NOT
- wear pretty undies whilst bike riding. this includes anything with sequins, tassles, fuzzies, stategically placed holes, and g-strings. trust me on this one.
- try to get philosophical with co-workers. it just opens the gate for Every God-Given Pat Answer you could never hope to know, and you will be left with a dazed look and a desire for chocolate covered cake doughnuts.
- think i can read your mind. im pretty sure we have been over this one many times.
19 AUG
2004
2004
3 Love Notes
I'm slightly disturbed that there's a list of candidates for non-bike-riding-approved under-apparel.
if not, sooner or later someone would get hurt.
Thongs on a bike ride are like the floss of death.
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