aarrr
September 20, 2004
red/black/white striped shirt: check
extra long bandana on head: check
boots: check
sea legs: check
gold hoop earring: check
black nails and eyes: check
rough accent: check
handfull of black spots: check
we are celebrating talk like a pirate day today at work. i even bribed them with a prize for the best pirate. and i appear to have been the only one who remembered. if i knew i was going to win, i would have bought a better prize.
ill make 'em walk the plank, the whole lot of 'em. i ain't be sharin' me gold with a bunch of scurvy bilge rats.
addendum: not one land lubber knows what te black spot be. hang 'em from the yardarm!
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arr, t'is a sorrowful day when ye have to hand out "spots of color"...