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things to not tell your mother

September 24, 2004

Things To Not Tell Your Mother

  • youre not taking your vitamins
  • who at school has the best drugs
  • you havent gotten a flu shot this season
  • anything using the word 'horny'
  • the huge bruise from when you were hit by a car still hurts and is sortakinda numb

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I remember telling my mom about who had the best drugs at school.. Some of them, were my friends :-)

love, Danielle on 24 September 2004

Also, never tell her what you're having for dinner, because she'll say "What, no vegetables/protein/dairy/motherly food group that you're not having?"

love, JIM on 24 September 2004

i could have called that list "Things I Have Told My Mother That My Mother Sould Not Have Known."

love, Valette on 25 September 2004

Thanks sweety, I love you!

love, mom on 27 September 2004

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