things to not tell your mother
Things To Not Tell Your Mother
- youre not taking your vitamins
- who at school has the best drugs
- you havent gotten a flu shot this season
- anything using the word 'horny'
- the huge bruise from when you were hit by a car still hurts and is sortakinda numb
24 SEP
2004
2004

4 Love Notes
I remember telling my mom about who had the best drugs at school.. Some of them, were my friends :-)
Also, never tell her what you're having for dinner, because she'll say "What, no vegetables/protein/dairy/motherly food group that you're not having?"
i could have called that list "Things I Have Told My Mother That My Mother Sould Not Have Known."
Thanks sweety, I love you!
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