things to not tell your mother

Things To Not Tell Your Mother

  • youre not taking your vitamins
  • who at school has the best drugs
  • you havent gotten a flu shot this season
  • anything using the word ‘horny’
  • the huge bruise from when you were hit by a car still hurts and is sortakinda numb

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I remember telling my mom about who had the best drugs at school.. Some of them, were my friends :-)

Also, never tell her what you’re having for dinner, because she’ll say “What, no vegetables/protein/dairy/motherly food group that you’re not having?”

i could have called that list “Things I Have Told My Mother That My Mother Sould Not Have Known.”

Thanks sweety, I love you!

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