very good
from a feedback questionnaire created and writen by someone in a completely different company, emailed to me for printing purposes:
I learned material that will be helpful to me in better performing community collaboration
__Poor __Fair __Good __Very Good __Excellent
right. perfectly clear.
17 SEP
2004
2004
4 Love Notes
Hmm, you're right.
I suggest changing it to:
"I synergistically learned multiapplicable material that on a going forward basis will be unilaterally helpful to me in optimally improving cross-divisional pansocial interpersonal relationshipatudinal skills."
I am job!
Sounds like you need the Bullfighter:
http://www.deloitte.com/dtt/section_node/0,2332,sid%253D27374,00.html
But I'll do you one better. Here at work, the phone survey asks for customer feedback ratings "on a scale of 0 to 10, with 10 being the highest".
That's right, folks. If someone wants to rate my service a "10", but they press the wrong button or push the buttons a little too slowly, it will come through as a "0" or a "1". Apparently a 10-point scale from 0 to 9 would have just been too simple.
The survey results, in turn, determine whether or not I will get a monthly bonus. What a morale-booster!
the bullfighter is the most awesomest thing evAR. i need to install it on all of my boss's computers.
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