Another Nauyan Victory
Wins: 2
Losses: 1
Ties: 0
Fifths: 41 (would have been more if those bloody girls hadnt broked it all)
They Nanwalek Nauyans stomped on the Sunnyvale Chums last night in an effortless match that left fans wondering why the team even bothered showing up.
�We could have said �boo� from the stands and those guys would have hid under that palm tree,� Coach Kvasnikoff was overheard telling right wing John Taylor after the game.
At first the Nauyans were confused at the bright green grass and the sight of the Chums in shorts and knee-high socks. They quickly ascertained that the non-iced rink would greatly improve their balance, even with their skates still on.
The increased traction and skittishness of their opponents led to the easy 7-4 win.
The next game will be at home against another Alaskan BHL team, the Adak Cockroaches, and will be sponsored by the Alaska Marine Highway.
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Ruffians!