you bring your little snot nosed kid to my door, somehow bypassing our locked building entrance, and my dog will attack her like she is a real mouse.
and then i will give my dog a cookie for being the best little trained-for-ratting miniature schnauzer while, through your daughters eyes, you watch the psychiatrist bills pile up.
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Quick coffee with @kitaq, now back to work. http://t.co/MKEdvVfp 1 hour ago
Also: catching up on Game of Thrones. #adultweek 5 hours ago
Just dropped the boy off for JROTC orientation camp. AKA I'm eating every home meal #nopants for the next week. 5 hours ago
Ah well. I'm still going to bed. Shit can get done another day. 13 hours ago
Get Shit Done time interrupted by a very important Minecraft Show and Tell. 13 hours ago