Can't Say No to the Nauyans
Wins: 4
Losses: 1
Ties: 0
Fifths: 62
Nanwalek won a home game last night against the Washington Insiders.
"They didn't even care about what was going on with the elections," an Insider team member said. "Our country could be going to hell in a hand basket, but they played like it was just another day. They are barbarians."
While the Washington Insiders kept stealing glances at the television hoping to catch the latest on the political games, the Nauyans downed more whiskey and kept slamming that puck into the goal.
At one point in the game, left winger Seth Vasilii stripped off all of his clothes and proceeded to skate in circles around the Insiders. Shocked still by the sight of the naked Russian, the crowd stared in disbelief as the Insiders kept their eyes on the television.
Only after Vasilii tossed the puck into the flickering box, shattering the picture tube did the Insiders spring into action. Someone should have told them that no one can win a fight with a naked Russian.
"I don't even think they know that they lost that fight, let alone the game," Coach John Kvasnikoff muttered, shaking his head. "They need to get their priorities in order."
