garlic
November 19, 2004
while i do love garlic, perhaps chopping three cloves first thing in the morning was not the best of choices.
the stuff will not come off my fingers. every time i bring the phone receiver to my face, i am surrounded by garlic smell.
at least i am protected from vampires.
2 Comments
Rub your hands on stainless steel under running water. Spoons work great for that.
Or just give vampires the finger.
You're also protected from the average human being. Who wants to be around someone that smells like a garlic factory. Seriously.