Nauyans Find Bosom Buddies In Neanderthals
Wins: 5
Losses: 1
Ties: 1
Fifths: 73
The Nauyans hosted last night's game against the Pangean Neanderthals that ended in a 1-1 tie, seven black eyes, and uncounted missing teeth.
Each team scored a goal in the first ten minutes of the first period, then erupted into a 50 minute, full-team brawl that was more exciting than many of the games the fans have watched this season.
"It was a lot of fun," left winger Joe Keelut managed to sputter through blood-dripping jaws. "I can't wait to play them again."
After the final period buzzer sounded, both teams wiped their chins with their hands and went off on a whale hunting expedition. The Nanwalek team wanted to "show 'em how we do it in Alaska," according to Coach Kvasnikoff, who seemed uneasy at the thought of giving the two teams harpoons.
This game came after a 3-2 win against the Ottawa On-Going Work-Stoppages last week. The reporting staff was out whale hunting, and was unable to attend the game.
