of olives
lets say that i do not eat olives.
because i dont.
eat olives that is.
i do say that i dont eat olives.
which is why we need to have this little talk.
i do not eat olives. i hate them.
hate hate hate hate.
hate olives.
lets say, for the sake of argument (because i know you would never, ever do such a thing), when i go to the store you might casually call after me, "would you pick up some green and black olives while youre at it?"
remember clause #1?
that i do not eat olives?
well.
that means you have forfeited all previously retained rights regarding your definition of 'proper' or 'correct' or 'yummy' or 'stuffed properly' olives and should just eat the damn olives i bought you.
2004

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