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on christmas day

Five Things I Learned On Christmas Day

1. if it squeaks, the dog will unwrap her own present thankyouverymuch
2. setting the chocolate pie on top of the car while you grab the bag with the ice cream and chocolate peanut butter balls will cause the pie to slide, and though you may have caught it with a giant hand print in the chocolate, it will still taste good
3. if you offer to drive someone home from the party, make sure you know how to get back to the party
4. my digital music collection is embarrassingly small yet contains some awesome songs i either didnt remember having or have still no idea from where they came
5. my husband will forever spend too much money on me at christmas, but i do love my new ipod