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Nauyans Make the Playoffs

Wins: 10
Losses: 11
Ties: 1
Fifths: lost count

John Kvasnikoff, coach and goaltender for the Nanwalek Nauyans, came out of his whiskey- and SAD-induced hibernation to find that his team had made it into the BHL 2004 playoffs.

After holding an emergency team meeting, it became clear that only the mother of Seth Vasilii, right defenseman, recalled any of the season's games.

"I've had Shirley's green bean casserole, so I would trust that woman with my life," Coach Kvasnikoff declared. "If she says we played those games, then by God, we played them and we played them well. How else would you explain us getting into the playoffs?"

The team is very excited at their pairing with the Anchorage Rockhoppers. The new rumour going around the village claims that the new members of the Rockhoppers are even pansier than the original team.

The men's spirits are high as they look toward the first game in the Striped Division, starting January 15.