Reason not necessary
Two reasons to wash that pretty purple scarf you bought at the thrift store the other day:
1// You bought it at a thrift store; it needs to be treated as if midgets have urinated on it. You should dunk it in a 100% solution of bleach.
2// Its previous owner most likely owned a clowder of cats. You will spend most of the morning sneezing and blaming your not-healthy coworker for passing you this sinus infection thing so quickly.
19 JAN
2005
2005
1 Love Notes
Pleeeeez tell me you didn't wear it before washing it...
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