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Spunky

January 18, 2005

"Would you pick up some soda on your way home"
"The green sperm-reducing kind?"
"No, the cherry stuff."
"Good. Because I like your sperms spunky."

3 Comments

[joat puts fingers in ears]
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA - I can't hear you!

love, joat on 18 January 2005

i had this friend in high school who drank mt. dew constantly. he could finish off a bottle or two in one class period.

one day we were giving him a hard time and told him that it was killing his sperm. he said "that's ok, it just means i get to try more often. ;)"

love, miss shigatsu on 19 January 2005

I'm picturing a little chorus line of sperms...

love, nomad on 19 January 2005

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