Spunky
"Would you pick up some soda on your way home"
"The green sperm-reducing kind?"
"No, the cherry stuff."
"Good. Because I like your sperms spunky."
18 JAN
2005
2005
"Would you pick up some soda on your way home"
"The green sperm-reducing kind?"
"No, the cherry stuff."
"Good. Because I like your sperms spunky."
rhapsodic.org is a weblog by Valette McLay.
Valette has lived in Alaska all of her life and loves the ocean, the way Steve eats fried rice, her muttley puppy Olive, and being barefoot.
3 Love Notes
[joat puts fingers in ears]
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA - I can't hear you!
i had this friend in high school who drank mt. dew constantly. he could finish off a bottle or two in one class period.
one day we were giving him a hard time and told him that it was killing his sperm. he said "that's ok, it just means i get to try more often. ;)"
I'm picturing a little chorus line of sperms...
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