In case the image has yet to fully hit you over the head with a giant stick of what the fuck, let me write this sentence: it's a pterodactyl, with state abbreviations scattered across his body. And he wants to help you find a lower mortgage rate... This dude isn't looking to help you save money! He's flying around LOOKING FOR PREY. He will fucking ERASE you!
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Quick coffee with @kitaq, now back to work. http://t.co/MKEdvVfp 2 hours ago
Also: catching up on Game of Thrones. #adultweek 5 hours ago
Just dropped the boy off for JROTC orientation camp. AKA I'm eating every home meal #nopants for the next week. 5 hours ago
Ah well. I'm still going to bed. Shit can get done another day. 14 hours ago
Get Shit Done time interrupted by a very important Minecraft Show and Tell. 14 hours ago