Pregnancy Envy
Last Wednesday it was determined that my hormone levels were at an all time low of 3. Read 'em and weep, gentlemen: THREE! Which means the shot completely worked and my pregnancy is over.
This is a good thing because Little Johnny Fuck-All (the baby's Christian name) will not be killing his mother after all. I'm in charge because I'm the Mother, that's why, you little snot. And this is a bad thing because I am no longer pregnant.
I have heard that every woman goes through a phase (or two or ten) in her life where it seems every other woman on the planet is either bursting with Baby On Board or holding a newborn. Let us call this Pregnancy Envy.
My first round of Pregnancy Envy is now. It probably started when I and the doctors thought this might be a normal pregnancy after all. Every woman of child-bearing age at church, work, the store, and on television is holding a small child in her arms or uterus.
Every woman of child-bearing age, of course, except me.
Hopefully, with the end of this pregnancy, this phase is passing, bringing us into the next phase: the Age Of Lots Of Sex Under The Guise Of Getting Pregnant. Let it be known that there will be much less information posted here about that phase.
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I call it Baby Fever. And I've had it a lot over the past year. I'm sorry about the last one but I definitely hope things work better for you soon. :)
I'm suffering more from wedding fever... I can't handle anymore people that we graduated with getting married, let alone getting married for the second time.
have no fear. i'm not having babies. at least i hope not. i might be, though, which would suck. i'm going to see the dr soonish.
Second time? Who?
Jami Garcia ne Johnson.
Just when you least expect it, you'll be looking at that pink line again. Look at me, Matthew, then ten yrs later out of the blue along came the imp.
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