Attention
Attention People Of the World:
Please do not talk to me animatedly, or at all, for that matter, before 8.30a. I know my workday technically starts at 8.00a, but I preferred it when no other staff were in until 8.30a. If you chatter my head off the first half hour of the day, it only prolongs my Grumpy Head Time well into the morning as I try to recover. Remember the power I have over your computers. This is not a threat, but a friendly reminder.
Thank you.