Are you confused yet? Prudhoe Man is married to Lady Bossco and is six years older than me. There are still two other brothers and their families that I haven’t talked about. Not to mention cousins.
He was the baby of the family for six whole years, and then I came along. It’s understandable that he would hate me growing up, and he took to hating me with a special kind of passion.
It was wonderful when he moved out because he stopped talking to me and stopped licking his thumb to rub on the lenses of my glasses. I hated that.
But now we’re cool and he no longer rubs saliva on my glasses. He works up on the North Slope, on Prudhoe Bay. A few weeks on and a few weeks off.
He was into photography in high school, which is what sparked my interest in it. His wife made him start a blog and he is posting great pictures from the Slope.
I have never hated you; you were just fun to pick on. Besides that it was not only my job as an older brother to pick on you it was my duty.