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Sabotage

August 30, 2005

Perhaps I should break my website again so I have something to talk about.

Instead of sabotaging Perl today, I have been cutting apart approximately three billion business cards by hand.

Because I do not trust any of the staff members to cut their own cards apart, I now have a blister on my right ring finger from my scissors. I hardly trust myself to cut them apart, which is why I am not using the paper cutter and why I now have a blister on my finger.

That's what I get for insisting the cards have full bleeds.

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Uhm, so now would probably not be the time to say that you could solve the problem by using a drill and a 1/3" bit.

Rip through a few hundred at a time and don't even have to take them out of the box. Just aim for the address part.


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