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pr0n OB/GYN

September 30, 2005

I just got a medical bill in the mail, and under "Explanation of Activity" is listed:

POS: 3 OFFICE VISIT, EST, V RAGLAND

POS: 3 SMEAR, STAIN & INTERPRET, WET PRE

Now, isn't that quite possibly the most disgusting explanation they could have used? It was a routine gynological checkup; could they have not called it something less icky?

Suggestions inspired by my email spam filter:

AWKWARD WOOWOO CONVERSATION
A GREAT SMILE WILL GET YOU ALL THE ATTENTION
RIDING THE STIRRUPS LONG AND HARD
DONT EXPOSE YOUR INTIMATE LIFE
GIRL ON GIRL H0TT LE5B0 ACTION
FILL UP YOUR GIRLFRIEND WITH PAIN
AS SEEN ON SEX AND THE CITY

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