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Setting: Bathroom

September 23, 2005

My husband just threw a wet bar of soap at me.
A bar of soap that I got from the under-sink cabinet, unwarpped, and handed to him.

I knew it was coming, so I had stepped out into the hallway to avoid said bar of soap. I knew it was coming because he threatened to throw it, and I had responded with a dare. A double dog dare.

He threatened to throw it because I had turned off the light and left the bathroom door open such that the temerature dropped noticeably.

Which I had done because he smeared soap all over my forehead when I leaned in to kiss him after delivering said bar of soap.

The only recourse? To hide his coffee.
How long until he discovers it?
Let's watch.

2 Comments

So how long did it take?

love, Klondike Kate on 26 September 2005

Five minutes until he noticed it was missing, an additional ten until he found it.

love, Valette on 26 September 2005

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