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October 23, 2005

Whenever a recipe says to "tear [chicken] into bite-sized pieces," I get a mental flash of a conservative housewife in an apron tearing chicken meet from the bones with her teeth.

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That is the funniest thing I've read in a while, I'm not sure why, but it is.

love, Jesse on 24 October 2005

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