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Evil Valette

December 29, 2005

I must have an evil twin in town, because four separate individuals have mistaken me for "someone else" in the past week.

A woman in line at the pharmacy went on and on about this "class" that I was "teaching" that night and wasn't swayed when I told her my evening plans included a bath and a nap, not teaching any class. One gentleman in the bakery even went so far as to throw something at me to get my attention (listening to the profuse apology was even more awkward than being hit with random objects).

I thought I had run Evil Valette out of town years ago. Did she think I wouldn't notice her back in town? That it wouldn't get back to me?

Because, oh, I know now. And she had better be on the look out, because if I find her... Pain. Lots of pain.

2 Comments

pain is just weakness leaving the body.

what is 500 blah,blah..run for your life! and 404 yadda, yadda.?

love, John on 30 December 2005

Those are server errors. 500 means Server Error and 404 means Page Not Found. Did you get an error?

love, Valette on 30 December 2005

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