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December 2, 2005

I need to stop telling supervisors that I have a friend who, until recently, worked for Intuit and just might know why Quickbooks is being a little punk. Or that I know someone, a few someones, actually, who work for Yahoo!. And this other guy? Yeah, he works for Adobe and could maybe get me some free software.

I'm getting a weird reputation, one that causes people's eyes to widen in awe as they back up a step to make room for my awesomeness. A reputation where my job description is appended again and again.

This whole networking thing is a scam.

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My sister in law works at Fox Studios, making you two degrees from Kevin Bacon.

Does that help?

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