Squeegie Calendar
While I was in Anchorage and Homer at the beginning of November, Curt went on and on AND ON about how much he loves my photography and wanted to lick my feet and have my babies if only he could use a few of them for a 2006 calendar.
I'm pretty sure Damon put him up to it so that I would accept and love Curt, but mostly it made me uncomfortable what with all the feet-licking. Plus, it tickled. A lot.
Since Curt never got back to me about which photos he would like in a calendar, I decided to overlook any preferences he might have and create one from some of my favorites.
Apparently my favorites only come in the colors brown, red, and orange.
Now, I'm not making a bit of money off of this thing because it would take a whole lot of you buying this calendar before I would reach the $25 minimum and Cafépress would send me a check. And it's frightening to think of my mother buying 25 of them.
2005
4 Love Notes
So...hasn't your loving brother told you that I've had no time to even piss since we got back from AK, much less go through all of your brilliant photography. But I'm glad my ass-kissing prompted you to put this together so that I will indeed have your art on display in my office.
Damon does not discuss anyone's bathroom habits with me. Thank God.
Really? He sends me emails all the time about it.
Steveo, you know you love it.
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