Christmas In List Format
Because my sinus and my uterus have joined forces to swell to three times their size and gang up on...27 DEC
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2006 In Cities
A little better than last year's list, inspired by Kottke: Fairbanks, AK Anchor Point, AK Homer, AK Caribou Lake, AK...25 DEC
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Holiday Travel
The drive to Homer was mostly uneventful, and by that I mean "The Longest Drive To Homer In The History...23 DEC
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Merry Christmas, Internet
From my home to yours....22 DEC
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I'm Not Worried
The plan is to drive to Homer tomorrow morning. The plan, though noble and true, may be completely thrown out...22 DEC
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Wells Fargo, I'm Looking At You
The bank that holds the lien on my wonderful car? Not so much with the holiday spirit. So much so...20 DEC
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Hopkin Lost Cheer
I found some holiday cheer this weekend. Has anybody misplaced some of theirs? It's soft and bubbly and makes me...18 DEC
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Caffeinated Birthday
It was Steveo's birthday this past weekend, and he who invited me to the poker game so I could completely...12 DEC
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Commando Lucky
I can't rightly talk about my dog's bingo gambling habits without also mentioning that I walked away from a poker...11 DEC
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Birthdays and Gateway Drugs
My niece turned nine yesterday and I went over to John and Heidi's after work for the birthday party. Only...09 DEC
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2 Sisters
Beth and Becca, two very dear friends of mine in Fairbanks, are sooper talented in more ways than can be...04 DEC
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Been in Anchorage just over a month
The ocean is right. There. I can't smell it because of all of the exhaust and gross city smells, but...03 DEC
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I could use this right now
You know what I like? Double whammy: going to bed on freshly laundered sheets AFTER a nighttime shower WITH freshly...01 DEC
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Pardon the Cobwebs
My office just moved this week into a larger facility on the other side of town, and that coupled with...29 NOV
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Thanksgiving
I am thankful that the chocolate pie froze well enough to eat since it didn't really set as it ought...24 NOV
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Partly Moved
The internet might be tired of staring at my dog, but I am tired of staring at boxes. So I...20 NOV
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Have a picture of my dog
Possibly one of the stupidest things one can do during an Alaskan winter is take a road trip at night....11 NOV
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The Chain Gang
Right. So. Work. Going good and everything. Really like the people I am working with. I'm not sure how... challenged...09 NOV
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The Chiefest Part
Two Most Awesome Things About My First Day At Work:Standard Operating Procedure Policy A7: Format and Development of Standard Operating...06 NOV
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No more sleeping in
In about 20 minutes I leave for this new job. I have this knot in my stomach and I couldn't...06 NOV
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Everyone knows about the red caps
If you find yourself in the little exam room at the eye doctor's office, the small and dark room with...02 NOV
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That was almost too easy
I got the job. I start Monday. Holy crap....01 NOV
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How many interview outfits is too many?
I was all prepared yesterday to write about how overwhelmed and a little depressed I'm feeling, what with Major Life...01 NOV
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Decisions Made
I walked out the door of my job for the very last time at the end of September. At the...26 OCT
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Grumpy Old Dogs
Killer peed on my bedspread not a half hour ago. I had just pulled it out of the dryer and...23 OCT
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Boobies at the Speed of Light
My parents have internet tubes! Large ones! Of the high-speed DSL variety! This is the way the internet is supposed...18 OCT
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Beachcombing in Homer
This last weekend in Homer was much nicer than the previous. Yes, the previous weekend had four-wheelers and mud and...16 OCT
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Caribou Lake
I spent the weekend with my brother, Rodney, out at his cabin on Caribou Lake. Which, if one considers the...09 OCT
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When A 10-Hour Road Trip Is Second Nature
Having braved snow flurries, icy roads, gale-force winds, and buckets of rain, I am safely in Homer. Didn't mean to...04 OCT
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Now Officially Unemployed
On my last day at work, the database crashed ("Hmm, never seen anything like that before," said our database support...30 SEP
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My Time In Gayville
The first day and a half of my visit was wasted in the awful town of Tracy. We did manage...28 SEP
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Catching The Gay
(or: Catching A Horrendous Head Cold) Jeff: If ten precent of America is gay, shouldn't ten percent of Great America...23 SEP
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Four Years
It surely mustn't be the case that September is the worst month for heartache, but this September is another data...22 SEP
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Some flowers in your hair
My first day in California was pretty uneventful: I slept most of the day, talked loudly about inappropriate things with...20 SEP
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I sat next to a Japanese Catholic Priest
Okay, NOW I am in California. The flight was terribly cramped, so full of people. But the lights of San...19 SEP
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Country Girl
There was a little... miscommunication, shall we say? regarding the dates of my upcoming travel. Thankfully it was resolved before...18 SEP
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Linux n00b
I don't know much Linux command line stuff. I rather suck at it, actually, and I'll be the first to...15 SEP
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For Sale! L@@K!
Hey, um, I know this is kinda weird, right? But does anyone (meaning anyone in the Fairbanks area) (and I...14 SEP
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Tune In Next Week
Friendly Neighborhood Gynecologist (whom everyone should hug because of the wonderfulness she embodies): How's the blog?* Valette: Haha, I can't...12 SEP
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Taking Applications Now
It is extremely sad to know that you look damn fine, and the only person in the office you can...07 SEP
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Some Days are Better Than Others
For some reason or another, I often find myself wanting a list of songs with days of the week in...06 SEP
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I Brake For Cantwell Mutants
When I was in Homer two weeks ago for my father's 60th birthday, plans were made for a trip to...05 SEP
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Idon'tthinksokthxbye
Valette: note to self: before participating in a blindfolded sex thing, make sure none of the other participants are related...29 AUG
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Little House On Memory Lane
or Overwhelming Evidence Valette Was Cute And Innocent Once, If Only For The Briefest Of Seconds, And Don't You Want...29 AUG
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Dear Abbeys
Fairbanks is sorely lacking for entertainment. Which is evident by the number of people crammed into the high school auditorium...25 AUG
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It Is Difficult To Escape South-Central Alaska
My trip to Homer last weekend went quite well, even considering the Parks Highway was closed from all of the...24 AUG
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Boobies Deserve Happiness
I know I've said this before, but if you wear a bra, get thee to a bra fitting specialist right...18 AUG
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Here is what I had for lunch
Looks yummy, doesn't it? And oh, it was. I am headed to Homer to celebrate my father's 60th birthday....16 AUG
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Weekend
My weekend was rainy and lazy and grumpy. I didn't make it to the fair, didn't do any of the...14 AUG
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Lazy Saturday
It is a very lazy afternoon. But it is also the last day of the Tanana Valley State Fair, and...12 AUG
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My weekend is off to a great start
biscateddj: Hello dear, Friendship is magical,simply the fact that i have a chance to meet/see or find someone precious like...11 AUG
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Group Poll
Ranch dressing on battered, deep-fried foodstuffs (onion rings, halibut, neighbors' fingers): Normal and even maybe good? Or proof the terrorists...11 AUG
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Autumnphobia
I took the dog out late the other night, her last call for potty break before morning (is it really...10 AUG
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Great Distress
Hey! I wanted to apologize for not grabbing your ass this weekend. Now, see, I was going to ask if...08 AUG
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Wheels Reattained
I got my car back from the shop this weekend with a shiny new transmission that actually shifts into all...07 AUG
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Just Like the Driftwood Of A Dream
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I'm A Horrible Daughter
Oh my God I just realized that my father turns 60 in, like, under two weeks and I'm supposed to...02 AUG
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Have Cape, Will Travel
The date is September... 18. He finally proposed, did he? Not yet. Um, did he pick out the date by...02 AUG
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Wedding Photos
Just as I promised, and only two weeks late! While it really, really is great that I am not opposed...31 JUL
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Savings Accounts Are Against My Religion
Every time, every single time I build up enough savings that makes me think, "Yes, I am comfortable with this....26 JUL
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To Make Up For Not Posting Wedding Photos, Here Is My Sunday At Chena Lake
Rachael and I packed up sunscreen, books, and the dog and headed to Chena Lake where nothing would stop us...24 JUL
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I Have Two
So, uh, anyone want a Vox invitation?...23 JUL
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Yes, Your Family Scares Me
Now I'm rethinking my pulling extended family into the blogosphere. I want to go onto the record as stating that...23 JUL
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Everyone Carries Baggage
While I was in Homer, my mother (once again) pointed out that I still had boxes of crap down in...21 JUL
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I Am So Glad To Be Home
So, yeah. Just because I left the internet on vacation didn't mean that everyone had to leave. Only one comment...18 JUL
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Pray For My Soul
There's been a bunch of hullabaloo the past week or so about Extreme Makeover: Home Edition building a house here...11 JUL
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The GUSHING of the Blood
That is what I get for kicking puppies. But at least my pedicure is color coordinated with all of the...10 JUL
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Not Too Much To Ask
Those the jeans you bought while we were out last weekend? Yes. They look great on you. Thanks! I love...08 JUL
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Life Is So Hard When You're This Small And Cute
The sun has been hot and bright and summery in between our daily does of thunderstorms, thunderstorms with all of...07 JUL
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And Thou Shalt Go Forth, And Behold Yon Cleavage, And Be Fruitful
So! Yes! This internet thing! It's not just trucks for you to dump on! (Really, I'm very late with this,...06 JUL
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Yeah, didn't think so
Is there ever a polite way to say, "No, I do not want to look at photos of your children/family/vacation...06 JUL
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Do Si Do
Okay, seriously. Gay Square Dancing Convention are the funniest four words in the entire English language. And yet I have...04 JUL
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Works For Me
"See, sometimes you're not really lying. You're just being prophetic."...30 JUN
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Shopping 'Till I Drop Won't Take Long
B's youngest sister is getting married in two weeks down in Anchor Point. If you think that Homer is too...29 JUN
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It's in the fine print at the bottom
I... What? No. I'm not going to complain any more. Not today. How can this be? You can't break the...26 JUN
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Alaskan Summers: Rebar and Sunburns
I just this afternoon sunburnt my forehead because of all the driving I did today with my sunroof open. Our...23 JUN
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Running with the Midnight Sun
The Midnight Sun Run took place on Saturday night and I had a blast watching from the blanket on my...19 JUN
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Nothing to do with anything
Bloglines was down all day and it drove me to irrational fears such as, "What if they never come back...16 JUN
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Titles that honor man
So, yes, titles. I've been using titles here for some time, since I started using them in the entry permalinks...16 JUN
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Can't see the dog for the forest
There is a well-established routine that our small household goes through every morning:B is up at the ungodly 4:30a, putters...15 JUN
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Tree Huggin', Bunny Thumpin', Granola Crunchin'
10c rolled oats 1c wheat germ ½lb shredded unsweetened coconut 2c shelled sunflower seeds 1c sesame seeds 3c chopped assorted...13 JUN
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Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean
I am in a purging mood tonight. I got rid of shoes that I know I will never ever wear...09 JUN
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Forest Fire Festival
I've never been to a folk festival. I had plenty of opportunity in Homer with the KBBI Concert on the...08 JUN
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Imagine
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Position-A-Day
Someone needs to make a sex position flip calendar and I would so put one on my desk at work...06 JUN
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Lost Voice
I seem to have lost my voice this morning. Have you seen it? Until it is returned to me, I...06 JUN
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Where have all the flowers gone?
Dear Mother Nature, I know it was pretty sad with me sickly and stuck inside on the couch and all....05 JUN
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Sinus Camp
This scratchy illness thing has decided to camp out in my sinuses, complete wtih pressure, sneezing, and loud bumping bass...02 JUN
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Sick
Someone has taken 60-grit sandpaper to my esophagus. Then they injected into my skull, through my right ear, a leprechaun...31 MAY
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Long Lunches
It would seem that all of my storytelling has been used up on real and actual humans lately, humans who...30 MAY
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Résumé By Committee
One of the requirements of a grant for which we are applying is proof that I know what I am...24 MAY
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Unphotographable
This is a picture I did not take of a man sitting at a stop sign in a rusty moss...20 MAY
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Let's Just Pretend This Is Content
"She's not going to try and pass off another meme as actual content again, is she?" Oh you bet she...19 MAY
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Monkey love
Hon, did you place those toys in a compromising position on purpose? What toys? ... Oh. Oh my God. No....18 MAY
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I am
Nothing like a meme to help (hopefully) jump start some actual content! I SAID: too much. As usual. I WANT:...16 MAY
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Open Letter
Dear Office Mates, The creamy triple chocolate bunt cake with the chocolate frosting and curly chocolate shavings that, ah, "mysteriously"...15 MAY
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I would prefer the flatulence
The dog. Just. Peed. On me. Seriously? Oh yes. I wouldn't joke about something like this. She is all doped...13 MAY
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Shame and Blame
I could blame it on a lot of things. Things like my iPod armband breaking. Or the sky deciding to...11 MAY
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A Blue Sky Holiday
As the list of Irrefutable Evidence That Valette is Officially Losing It got to be pretty long these past few...10 MAY
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She sure cleans up real nice like, don't she?
A tally of last night:Just-too-formal dress from thrift store which garnered more compliments than expected: $14.99Underpinnings (low-backed with removable straps...09 MAY
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Distraction
After working a 50 hour week of non-stop emergencies survived only by the grace of almond rocca mochas (don't dare...06 MAY
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What's In Your Makeup Bag?
What's in your makeup bag? April? Lynne? Kiana? Kate? Heidi? And boys: I don't want you feeling left out....04 MAY
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Internet Love
Dear Innernet, Do you want to come over for a sleepover this weekend? We could braid each other's hair and...03 MAY
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Cheering Up
I had this very long post composed in my head about feeling like an impostor as of late, about people's...02 MAY
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You Gotta Know When To Hold 'Em
Things I Found Myself Yelling Across A Large Group of Adults and Children Tonight:You boys need to hang on to...30 APR
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I Might Consider Hating Computers
When will I ever learn to leave well enough alone and stop messing with the computer already? Apparently the mere...29 APR
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Dancing Chubby Man
I have a video to share. And, uh, it's on Myspace. I know, I know, Myspace is teh Evil and...28 APR
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Bad Attitude
Phrases Uttered By Coworkers, Friends, And Family Members That Are Likely To Cause The Clenching Of Valette's Jaw And Glaring...27 APR
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Put Back Together Again
Last night I caved in to the BIOS gods and excommunicated our new shiny SATA hard drive into Expensive Paperweight...26 APR
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Wall of Monitors
Were anyone interested in having a wall of computer monitors fall on top of them -- a wall of ancient...25 APR
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Lost Opportunities
I had the opportunity to be up close and disturbingly intimate with a plastic vagina-slash-pelvis today, and the only thing...21 APR
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And the Swearing Goes On
Operation Upgrade Home Computer is not going well. Not going well at all. I'm at the point where I want...20 APR
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Missed It But For the Internet
I missed seeing my father on The Daily Show last night, but the internet never lets me down. You can...18 APR
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My BIOS Hates Me
Whoever thought it would be a great idea to plan four huge events within two weeks of each other should...18 APR
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The Easter Bonnet
1986. Happy Easter....14 APR
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Note to Self #72
Note to self: Though it may be sunny outside and comparatively 'warm,' and though you may have thick Alaskan blood...13 APR
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Berms and Brothers
I would have expected an insurance claims adjuster whathaveyou person to know common road terms. You hit some, ah... what?...11 APR
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Unexpected
The first question out of my gynecologist's mouth this morning, not the how-are-you-doing question because everyone knows that's not a...10 APR
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I'm Home
It will always be humbling to have to ask the three cars you just passed at lightening speeds to pull...09 APR
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Cantwell
When I saw that the roads in Cantwell, aka The Bermuda Triangle, were bone dry, it should have been a...05 APR
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Road Trip
All of the dishes are finally washed. The trash is taken out.1 The fish are in no danger of starving....05 APR
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Old Crapness New Hawtness
I suppose that's what I get for asking the Internet, uh, anything. My parents have a record player, 8-track player...04 APR
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Audience Participation
I and the dog will be driving to Homer on Wednesday to attend my uncle's memorial service. B will not...03 APR
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The Cake Is On Fire
Everyone go say happy birthday to my brother and oft-instigated partner in crime, Damon....01 APR
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The In Bed Game
Last night I signed away my entire savings account, first born child, and left knee cap to a guy named...31 MAR
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Oh Man
Newsflash!! My father, Homer City Councilman, is going to be on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on Monday night...30 MAR
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Not How To Not Spend Money
I hear that sometimes the best way to get out of a writing slump (I dare not call it writer's...29 MAR
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Goodbye, Uncle Dave
One of the problems with relying on electronic communication to pass on vital family information is that not everyone gets...23 MAR
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Butt: Kicked
A stapler kicked my butt at the office today. It would staple the air just fine, spreading a fan of...21 MAR
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Number 241
Note to Self: Before walking the 12 blocks from the office to the river for the Open North American Championship,...18 MAR
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Over
Now I'm faced with a possible trip to Homer for an imminent funeral. Everyone say a prayer for Aunt Judy,...17 MAR
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Overwhelmed
It would seem that I have been promoted at work. It was slipped into yesterday afternoon's meeting and couched between...16 MAR
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Happy Pi Day
Sine! Sine! Cosine! Sine! Three point one four one five nine!...14 MAR
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The Schmoozing Plan
I nearly froze my butt off at Ice Alaska on Saturday. The temperature hovered around -15°F all day long; B...13 MAR
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Damn the Man
This kind of injustice cannot stand. We must band together to not let the Establishment win. Stand up for what...12 MAR
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Internet Love
Three offers for scarves, and only one from my mother! Internet! I kiss you! Are you doing anything later? Want...10 MAR
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The Tundra Requires Scarves
I live in the tundra. I mean, technically, Fairbanks isn't located on tundra. But I don't have to go far...09 MAR
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Single Block
When Steve told me he was planning a trip to the wonderful winterland that is the Alaskan Interior and asked...07 MAR
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I Love You For Your Brain
I dreamt about having sex with a zombie last night. Hm. Hm? That's all the reaction I get to sleeping...27 FEB
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Respect
#1: ...and my friend from Arizona was all, 'I was in Alaska and didn't see any penguins! It was lame!'...23 FEB
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Obligatory
So, yeah. This is the Why-I'm-Not-Blogging-Much post wherein I explain that my supervisor is in Jamaica (I know!) and just...22 FEB
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Woo-Woo Jewelry
Vagina Earrings. I am tempted to buy them for myself so I can wear them everywhere. I would love to...20 FEB
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Call Me Miss Scarlet
I would highly recommend bringing a lead pipe when making a trip to the hardware store. Not only do none...20 FEB
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Dented Valentine
My spiffy silver car has to have a giant KICK ME sign taped to it's back. Someone hit it last...14 FEB
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Presence
I dreamt about her last night. When I woke to my alarm I couldn't remember the scene, the plot, the...14 FEB
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Do you have to talk about this in my office?
Coworker 1: Your husband brought you red roses? How sweeeeet! And gross. Coworker 1: I'm just jealous; I want someone...13 FEB
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Impatience
It's above freezing again and the sun is reflecting off of the building next door and into my office. This...10 FEB
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4th Time Around
So JIM wants me to do this fours meme now that he is ex-Canadian. I don't know what kind of...09 FEB
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John and His Mushrooms
Ah, 1974. Shortly after this photo was taken, John learned that there are better, more lucrative things to do...07 FEB
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There's Always the Weather
How 'bout them Steelers, eh? Heck of a... Oh wait, I don't watch football. Only time I can be convinced...06 FEB
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Great Timing
Note to self: In the very middle of a Sunday morning sermon is perhaps the worst time to get a...05 FEB
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Know When To Hold 'Em
Dear Kelli and Rachael, I am a bad friend. This is true, but you would already know this because I...03 FEB
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Murphy's Law
The camera will turn on properly and work just fine in my office. Will work just fine in the car....02 FEB
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Birthday Bow
The staff took me to lunch today for my birthday and promptly remembered why it is they do not...01 FEB
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SAD Puppy Ennui
Oh, the SADness is unbearable....30 JAN
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The Cake is on Fire
Post Birthday Wrap-UpWell-wishing family members who called via cell phone while travelling: 5Accidents caused by said conversations: 0Birthday spankings received:...29 JAN
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Unrelated
I am fifth result in a Google search for wank fest. I should not be as proud of this as...27 JAN
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School's Out Forever
I get to play hooky again today, bringing the total to a four-day weekend. It's not like your usual four-day...27 JAN
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Keeping Occupied
Since I can't convince the dog she doesn't want to go outside right now and really wants to just hold...26 JAN
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This is Cold
It is officially Too Cold For Non-Profits* and I have the day off from work. Which is a great thing...26 JAN
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Forecast: Bleak
Take that....25 JAN
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Comfortable
What does it say about me that I will try to append /blog/ to the end of any URL just...24 JAN
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Abandoned
Yesterday morning my car almost didn't want to start. It did that chug-ughing and then belt-whining thing that cars do...24 JAN
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Things You May Not Have Considered
When it's late and I'm tired, I drive very, very slowly. Like, old lady slow. I can be doing 30mph...22 JAN
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Mamma Wants A New Pair of Shoes
I repeatedly hit redial, praying that my call would get through. Busy signal after busy signal, I wondered what I...20 JAN
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Bat Girl Haunts My Dreams
I was finally able to explain this Bat Girl obsession (mine, in any case) in a manner that did not...19 JAN
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Blanket of Snow
There's something about a night's snowfall that I just love. I know it sounds weird, but I can hear the...19 JAN
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Bat Girl
Once upon a time a man drew Bat Girl. He forgot about Bat Girl for nine years, and then he...15 JAN
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Scandal!
There has been this huge scandal, if you would, in the non-profit circles here in Fairbanks today. An organization was...13 JAN
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The Year In Cities
I was wanting to do this Year In Cities meme, but then I remembered how dull my life is and...11 JAN
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New Router
I've replaced the router at work, and now everyone is happy with the state of the internet (which hints at...11 JAN
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All Filler
Looking at all that white space on my front page is making me 1. Nervous, and 2. Slackerish. I can...10 JAN
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Caught On
Dear Fairbanks Coffee Shops And Stands: Quit watering down your Jet Tea mix. It is totally bringing my mojo down....10 JAN
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A pinch to grow an inch
Happy happy birthday to April!...09 JAN
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Alaska Mall
Yes, it is that difficult to find a mall in Alaska....07 JAN
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Without the Glasses
I'm still not 100% used to being without glasses, but I am getting there. The contacts only feel like bugs...05 JAN
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WFM Patch
This new Windows metafile vulnerability is a pretty nasty one. And while Microsoft has at least acknowledged the problem, they...03 JAN
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Valette has lived in Alaska all of her life and loves the ocean, her miniature schnauzer Lacey, and being barefoot.
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- Race Detour (01/30)
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